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   I am a grown woman helping two children berate their mother for not packing the right Disney movies, surely this will make me look like the bigger person.
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I didn't know Einstein knew kung fu.
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Yeah but like, where did the apple even come from?
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Yeah, that's really more of a "maim wild animal in front of others" than a "prank."
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but really, it was STDH. also, I'm Albert loving Einstein's kung fu skills
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"I used bullet time because time is relative. It's simple physics, my dear boy"
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste renaming your wifi to I CAN HEAR YOU loving LIKE HORNY REPTILES is a great way of dealing with noisy neighbours fyi
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sebmojo posted:renaming your wifi to I CAN HEAR YOU loving LIKE HORNY REPTILES is a great way of dealing with noisy neighbours fyi Oh poo poo I missed my chance of naming it TELL YOUR DAUGHTER TO STOP loving IN THE ATTIC THE CEILING ISN'T SOUND-PROOF
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If I ever move to an English speaking country I'll jump on the occasion to name it "tell my Wi-Fi love her". For now since the French pronounce it wee fee I'm running with "veni vidi wifi". PYF Wi-Fi network name.
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My brother wanted to name ours Doctor Billy's Log Flume Adventure. I don't know why.
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I feel Newton would be a better fit here.
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Murdering a bird sure is a great prank. Also no physicist would ever said "I calculated the velocity, taking speed and force into account". It's such a clunky way of saying "trajectory".
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"Wu-Tang LAN" for my poo poo and "Notorious BGP" for guests. Pretty sure I stole both of those from the 'POS.
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Mine is named Troy and Abed in the Modem. ... I've had it a while and just never bothered changing it. Well, that's my story, thanks for reading.
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If anyone is ever in Turku and needs wi-fi near the station just PM me for the password to poo poo-butt3000. I'm not clever, sorry.
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Due to my love of keeping old kit up and running, mine is LANOfTheDead (and LANOfTheDeadGuest).
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Can we make everybody naming their dumbass Wi-Fi routers a shit_that_doesnt_happen_in_this_thread.txt, tia
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To clarify, that's actually the name of my Wi-Fi router. Yeah, I'm p quirky and nerdy :3
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this is somthing about video mans fandom and a small child that didn't happen in school or something
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axolotl farmer posted:this is somthing about video mans fandom and a small child that didn't happen in school or something Good. Also gently caress Genji mains.
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Cat Detector Van for life.  content: 
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TheKennedys posted:Cat Detector Van for life. Unless that is a teacher who writes dates the european way for some reason, it's interesting that they quoted a movie that wouldn't come out for 19 days in the US (although I guess they could have gotten it from the trailers, but still, it didn't happen).
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Unless that is a teacher who writes dates the european way for some reason, it's interesting that they quoted a movie that wouldn't come out for 19 days in the US (although I guess they could have gotten it from the trailers, but still, it didn't happen). It's based on books, though, so they could claim it came from that because the kids knew the movie was coming out. I still like your detective work. We need more of that and less "it probably happened because this similar thing almost happened to someone I know". You know, exactly what I did.
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him. At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Unless that is a teacher who writes dates the european way for some reason, it's interesting that they quoted a movie that wouldn't come out for 19 days in the US (although I guess they could have gotten it from the trailers, but still, it didn't happen). You mean the normal way? MM/DD/YYYY is an American thing. Also "pupil" is generally a British term, so it's likely that this detention didn't happen in Europe.
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EKDS5k posted:You mean the normal way? MM/DD/YYYY is an American thing. Also "pupil" is generally a British term, so it's likely that this detention didn't happen in Europe.  it's the normal way in the us and canada.
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EKDS5k posted:You mean the normal way? MM/DD/YYYY is an American thing. Also "pupil" is generally a British term, so it's likely that this detention didn't happen in Europe. The objectively correct way is YYYY/MM/DD
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I started on the woman's side, because there are adults who only cater to boys and expect girls to suck it up because they're "more mature." The longer it went, though, the worse she got.
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Tunicate posted:The objectively correct way is YYYY/MM/DD
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Tunicate posted:The objectively correct way is Y/YMDYYM/D
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TheKennedys posted:Cat Detector Van for life. OK this might be some Americans/Brits-are-just-weird thing but who the gently caress put's Mrs. in front of their signature?
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EKDS5k posted:You mean the normal way? MM/DD/YYYY is an American thing. Also "pupil" is generally a British term, so it's likely that this detention didn't happen in Europe. The point was that if the date was March 4 (MM/DD), the movie hadn't come out yet, since it premiered on March 23. If it was April 3 - the European way (DD/MM) - then it had. Jerry Cotton posted:OK this might be some Americans/Brits-are-just-weird thing but who the gently caress put's Mrs. in front of their signature? That's a pretty typical Teacher Thing in the lower grades.
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Today I actually witnessed a large group of strangers break into applause after someone got told off.
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Samfucius posted:Today I actually witnessed a large group of strangers break into applause after someone got told off. I wonder if stdh summoned that into real life, much like clapping on planes was popular for a while.
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Besesoth posted:That's a pretty typical Teacher Thing in the lower grades. Seriously? hosed up if true. Are lower grade teachers imbeciles or something?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Seriously? hosed up if true. Are lower grade teachers imbeciles or something? No? When your six-year-old's teacher signs her name as Mrs. So-and-so on something she sends home with your kid, it's not because she's too stupid to recall her full name. It's because that's what the six-year-old knows her as and kids of that age are typically young enough to not realize that teachers are actual people with full names and lives outside of school.
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