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itsec is important, it's necessary, and it's an assembly line of entitled assholes and I don't believe this correlates in any way with being a rapist
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:hail satan.
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:hail satan. Its pronounced Sat-een.
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Seitan is a burrito option when I get lunch, it feels a little weird to say "I'd like the black beans, white rice, Satan, spinach..." but it's delicious so Hail Seitan I guess.
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hackbunny posted:itsec is important, it's necessary, and it's an assembly line of entitled assholes some people see sex as just another entitlement, it appears
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Volmarias posted:Seitan is a burrito option when I get lunch, it feels a little weird to say "I'd like the black beans, white rice, Satan, spinach..." but it's delicious so Hail Seitan I guess. kale seitan
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Cocoa Crispies posted:kale seitan
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http://mail-archives.apache.org/mod...il.gmail.com%3E lol quote:> Solr "RunExecutableListener" class can be used to execute arbitrary
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Midjack posted:some people see sex as just another entitlement, it appears buddy there's a big difference between a pissy passive aggressive timeline section in a security advisory and several counts of a violent crime 
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hackbunny posted:buddy there's a big difference between a pissy passive aggressive timeline section in a security advisory and several counts of a violent crime i think they thought you were being sarcastic and were agreeing? i sure did, since "being an entitled smartguy computer toucher" definitely seems to be associated with at the very least creepin' on ladies and having lovely opinions about their agency
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lovely opinions don't rape people (lovely opinions do, however, make excuses for known rapists and let them thrive)
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*opens hn thread in the other tab*
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"attention seeking [misogynist slur]s" "it's a baseless accusation" "where is the police report?" "but he does good work!" we've seen it a million times
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can still do good work... ... from the prison!!
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we've seen it too much
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"all men are poo poo" "not all men are poo poo" "shut up you stupid man this isn't about you" "but you said al" "NOT ABOUT YOU" when the problem is that women can't get a word in edgewise without someone telling them they can't or shouldn't talk, maybe shutting up and letting them talk is a thing to do
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create a separate thread for mysogyny or "actual mysogyny" in tech or whatever the gently caress yall want to argue about after a the noncontroversial truth of infosec being socially regressive brother of normal it
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i thought all it was a misogynist shithole and infosec was just the microcosm that we became aware of in this, the infosec is hard thread
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flakeloaf posted:i thought all it was a misogynist shithole and infosec was just the microcosm that we became aware of in this, the infosec is hard thread
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lol yeah. never ever ever allow direct access to solr and always scrub the poo poo out of incoming user queries before passing them off to solr.
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Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?
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yeah I'd like a large PII with pepperoni please
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haveblue posted:yeah I'd like a large PII with pepperoni please pii applets don't belong on pizza
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the equifax hack has my CTO really worried about security issues, so I finally get to fix a bunch of the bullshit I've noticed since I started here please wish me luck as i make a bunch of new and improved security fuckups to replace our current piss-takes
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TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:the equifax hack has my CTO really worried about security issues, so I finally get to fix a bunch of the bullshit I've noticed since I started here future generations will look upon your efforts with scorn and barely disguised contempt so it has gone and so it shall be (good luck)
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flakeloaf posted:pii applets don't belong on pizza  TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:the equifax hack has my CTO really worried about security issues, so I finally get to fix a bunch of the bullshit I've noticed since I started here our customer's CTO is worried about that Accenture fuckup because lol they're doing BPO with Accenture for sensitive critical poo poo like HRIS. unfortunately they can't just tell Accenture to gently caress right off, even though they are terrible and in the APAC region they exploit the gently caress outta the Philippines. actually speaking of BPO corps like Accenture they are some of the largest employers on the planet (Accenture employs like ~400k) and their business model is basically "give us access to your poo poo" so it's only a matter of time until one of these corps is popped and it generates a cascade of owns
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flakeloaf posted:pii applets don't belong on pizza nice
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ratbert90 posted:Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order? yes this
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cheese-cube posted:Accenture remember the people I was talking about a few weeks ago who didn't know what an ssl cert was? guess who they worked for
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ate all the Oreos posted:remember the people I was talking about a few weeks ago who didn't know what an ssl cert was? guess who they worked for IBM
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ate all the Oreos posted:remember the people I was talking about a few weeks ago who didn't know what an ssl cert was? guess who they worked for i do recall that but i restrained from sharting out "gently caress Accenture" somehow. equally bad is software support outsourcing with the likes of IBM, HPE and their ilk. our customer has outsourced SAP support to IBM and holy gently caress are these idiots clueless. sure, yes i can understand that the SAP ecosystem is crazy complicated, supporting it is a highly specialised skill and when it comes down to it these dudes know their SAP but holy poo poo if you're asking me for a certificate and you have literally zero understanding of PKI ("what's a CSR?", "what's a public key?", "what's a private key?", "can you update the JRE cacerts file for the super-bespoke version of JRE that's bundled with SAP BO?") i am going to lose my mind Edit: Wheany posted:IBM spooky Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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has anybody said pizza pii yet?
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flakeloaf posted:pii applets don't belong on pizza
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cheese-cube posted:i do recall that but i restrained from sharting out "gently caress Accenture" somehow. equally bad is software support outsourcing with the likes of IBM, HPE and their ilk. our customer has outsourced SAP support to IBM and holy gently caress are these idiots clueless. sure, yes i can understand that the SAP ecosystem is crazy complicated, supporting it is a highly specialised skill and when it comes down to it these dudes know their SAP but holy poo poo if you're asking me for a certificate and you have literally zero understanding of PKI ("what's a CSR?", "what's a public key?", "what's a private key?", "can you update the JRE cacerts file for the super-bespoke version of JRE that's bundled with SAP BO?") i am going to lose my mind i mean, in principle agreed, but it is not *that* trivial a space, and a somewhat specialized skill, so likely actually a good moment to go the non-yospos route of taking pride in those skills while being forgiving with the consultant who had the good sense to at least ask stupid questions rather than mess it up
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/918869176533569536
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flakeloaf posted:pii applets don't belong on pizza also good thread title
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Didnt ask when I upgraded my phone or iPad. I don't believe you.
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accenture and all similar consultancies are like some kind of feudal style pyramid scheme that only "works" because of the ready supply of serfs desperate for a job and idk, barons or something to pay them? I haven't thought this through. anyway, I knew some deloitte people and the ones who were any good would be hilariously transparent about the fact that you were paying way over the odds just because your management didn't want to hire permanent staff or couldn't be bothered to manage things themselves. they did also buy a lot of beers that probably got recharged so I was at least able to extract some "value" haveblue posted:yeah I'd like a large PII with pepperoni please i guess the matrix really was about pizza after all!
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i think ive mentioned this before but in latvia accenture is like ~the elite tech employer~
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mainly b/c they are not shy to pay senior 50k (before any deductions), where the locals will try to ratfuck you in the poverty faster than american healthcare
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