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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Don't hook up with the ex wife.



And by don't I mean absolutely do.

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Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Rhyno posted:

Don't hook up with the ex wife.



And by don't I mean absolutely do.

Whoa, dude, we could be talking about djmommo here, let's not go there, the guy's just lost his grandpa.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

So let me get this straight...

There's djdanno. There's djdaddo. There's djdoggo :siren: WHO YOU SHARED A BED WITH ALREADY YOU CHEATING BASTARD :siren:, and now there's a possible djmommo.

That's one hell of a train. :wmwink: Also you may need this.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
THE ARISTOCRATS

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

So let me get this straight...

There's djdanno. There's djdaddo. There's djdoggo :siren: WHO YOU SHARED A BED WITH ALREADY YOU CHEATING BASTARD :siren:, and now there's a possible djmommo.

That's one hell of a train. :wmwink: Also you may need this.

Djdoggo was called Blue and has returned home meaning this thread has had 2 animal rescues

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Deteriorata posted:

There is actually a chinchilla breeding cooperative in Valentine, apparently.

210 W. Eighth Street, according to http://empresschinchilla.org/breeder-directory-2/

Huh. How 'bout that.

Seriously, that's all I have to say re: chinchilla farm coop in rear end in a top hat of Nowhere, Nebraska.

:psyduck:

Edit: didn't reload, new page, new developments, I should add a quote. Not that "Huh, how 'bout that." doesn't cover half the poo poo that's happened in this thread.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Oct 14, 2017

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Delivery McGee posted:

Huh. How 'bout that.

Seriously, that's all I have to say re: chinchilla farm coop in rear end in a top hat of Nowhere, Nebraska.

:psyduck:

Edit: didn't reload, new page, new developments, I should add a quote. Not that "Huh, how 'bout that." doesn't cover half the poo poo that's happened in this thread.

The events of this thread somehow end up getting wound into the plot of the next season of Fargo.


This is a True Story...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

freelop posted:

Djdoggo was called Blue and has returned home meaning this thread has had 2 animal rescues

Kind of too bad, I was hoping for the drive to Florida to generate enough video footage for a movie: "Dave and Djdoggo's Excellent Adventure".
I'm glad Blue got back home OK :unsmith:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Rhyno posted:

Don't hook up with the ex wife.



And by don't I mean absolutely do.

There is a fatalistic inevitability about this situation.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless






spog posted:

There is a fatalistic inevitability about this situation.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



:stare:

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



At least the camper is well ventilated. And it'll provide some warmth.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The crack of a gunshot and the sound of breaking porcelain.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Now that's something. No idea what, but it's something.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Enter that in the goons with spoons chili cookoff forum. (You will get probated so don't they seem to not have any sense of humor in there.)

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
You should go make an ICSA entry.

e:f,b

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i was thinking anti food porn thread

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Elephanthead posted:

Enter that in the goons with spoons chili cookoff forum. (You will get probated so don't they seem to not have any sense of humor in there.)

note to self read full post before starting new threads

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:allears:

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
The beans just... disappeared

:stare:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
We're gonna find your shadow burned into a wall somewhere, aren't we?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
the faint outline of an rear end, djdoggo wearing doggles and a full gas mask

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

you're not far off, wally is basically gay for my dog. every time we walk by his yard he starts flipping out and tries to give little kisses under the fence. he's a sweetheart :3:

And to think, someone else replied to that post and implied that I had questionable morals.....

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

wesleywillis posted:

And to think, someone else replied to that post and implied that I had questionable morals.....

i am a bad person.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2470

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

wesleywillis posted:

And to think, someone else replied to that post and implied that I had questionable morals.....

Oh, no, the rabbit hole goes deeper than that... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3503775&pagenumber=10&perpage=40#post407101998

e:f;b

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Although it really does depend which rabbits hole you mean given the context

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Where I grew up they called it "corn-holing."

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Rhyno posted:

Where I grew up they called it "corn-holing."

Where I live now that term is what they insist on calling the game where you throw beanbags into holes in a board. It meant butt loving where I grew up, so you can imagine my surprise when the office picnic advertised cornholing as one of the activities.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
From Idaho, convinced cornholing is buttsex.

The bean bag toss is just that: bean bag toss.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Midwestern Ontario.

Cornholing: buttsex

Bean bag toss: bean bag toss

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
In Indiana bean bagging is known as cornholing as well.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Chili Con Vongole a la 14 inch

Rhyno posted:

In Indiana bean bagging is known as cornholing as well.

Same in Ohio, and every single set of cornhole boards sold in the state are either Browns, Bengals, or OSU themed.

MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 15, 2017

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
I work for Campbell's, so I have to object professionally on those grounds, but Progresso does seem to sell more. And I object on on grounds of JESUS TITTYFUCKIN CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU on the combo of clam chowder and pork 'n' beans and calling it chili.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


DICK DICER posted:

Oh man. So I ate an entire stick of butter like a fully grown and well adjusted responsible adult earlier, and now Im learning why you don't do that

Real talk I heard they take a bunch of butter on arctic/antarctic expeditions and others where getting as many calories per pound and space possible really matters, like if you are on a dog sled or something and will be away from civilization for a long time.

I do not know if they just straight up eat the butter. Guessing no.

mechaet
Jan 4, 2013

Insufferable measure of firewood

Twenty Four posted:

I do not know if they just straight up eat the butter. Guessing no.

It'd definitely pack a caloric punch. How much of that would stay inside your body for more than 15 minutes is a really good question.

Having eaten deep-fried butter, it is loving delicious when it's breaded and fried.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I would guess you would slather chunks of butter on some crackers since the crackers are so light to carry. Help keep it in place. Or just mix it with flour and sugar to have no bake cookies.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Oct 15, 2017

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

Dick, get back to Nebraska! There's still work to be done!
https://twitter.com/mental_floss/status/919055929462497280

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Grumpwagon posted:

Dick, get back to Nebraska! There's still work to be done!
https://twitter.com/mental_floss/status/919055929462497280

I wonder if they also accused their mother of being a hamster, and their father of smelling of elderberries.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!



:eyepop:
Holy gently caress

Yeah, I ain't that guy. Never had sexual relations with anything but my own species.

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