I Bought A Truck: Bad Decisions ITT

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spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

Do you chucklefucks all get like a pun amber-alert text message or something?

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LloydDobler: Oct 15, 2005; You shared it with a dick.

Only if the engine is missing.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:43

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

LloydDobler posted:

Only if the engine is missing.

And only if it's 1 liter or smaller right?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:44

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

So I just went out to pee and the strip of light between the door hinge crack looked like a white shadowy slenderman wraith out of the corner of my eye and long story short I got piss all over the place

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

I was drunk a few weekends ago and I was pissing on the lemon tree in my backyard (apparently it's good for them) and my dog walked up to me silently and nudged me with his nose

DICK DICER posted:

long story short I got piss all over the place

Memento fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Oct 16, 2017

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:50

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Did you jump, perhaps across a gap, from the surprise of your dog shocking you?

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Oct 16, 2017

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:06

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:17

IOwnCalculus: Apr 2, 2003

Dannywilson posted:

Do you chucklefucks all get like a pun amber-alert text message or something?

AI is firing on all cylinders tonight.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:25

Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

I mean the Timing is Light for the most part on the puns so I say let them run on.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:40

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I'm sure diesel run out on their own sooner or later

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:43

slothrop: Dec 7, 2006; Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>; Soiled Meat

you'll be sure not to exhaust yourself too soon

# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:53

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Just try not to run away from this thread. We got truckloads of horrible puns to keep you amused.

_{_{OH GOD I'VE TURNED INTO MY DAD}}

e: that's a half ton of puns below :golfclap:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 16, 2017

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:03

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Dannywilson posted:

Just idle speculation, but you seem over-tight. Maybe you're plugged up, or wound like a coil. Maybe a suspension of gasoline in water would help you spring back, get you flushed out, and running like new.

Just don't give the firing order, you're life would be totaled.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:08

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

I'm not sure if Dave pissing all over the place is more or less likely to create a forsaken hellscape where grass shall never grow again than Panther Piss.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:11

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

That might backfire on djdaddo, but it'll probably relieve some of the back pressure on Dave.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:14

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

I like puns. Puns are one of the few forms of humor that keep it real. The problem is that SA and Reddit (yeah that's right you do the same things) don't seem to realize that puns are only useful as a climax, not as the brick-and-mortar foundation for a joke. "Better Nate than Lever!" is mildly amusing as it stands, but where it really shines is as the final inversion of expectations after a quality build up. When you are mashing enter to try to get your stupid play on words out there into the ether quickest, it just comes off as painfully unfunny.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:24

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
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Soooo you're saying we need to lay off the starting fluid?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:26

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

Ether you do or you don't, that's up to you.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:29

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

*drops mic*

# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:30

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Dannywilson posted:

*drops mic*

You know those are precision instruments right

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:24

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

DICK DICER posted:

You know those are precision instruments right

Mike might be a tool, but he's not exactly precise.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:30

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Hopefully that was a tubeless mic.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:31

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

You guys exhausted all the puns or are they still manifold?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:39

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Does anybody want a peanut

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:47

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

People find different things funny. News at 11.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 08:22

Unclean: Jun 28, 2002

DICK DICER posted:

Does anybody want a peanut

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc

They'll kill me!

# ? Oct 16, 2017 09:24

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

One time I ate a buncha peanuts and then got real drunk and threw up a lot of whole peanuts

Turns out my buddy was throwing them into the puke pan in between me dying

# ? Oct 16, 2017 09:45

Hugh G. Rectum: Mar 1, 2011

Unclean posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc

They'll kill me!

thank you for bringing this back into my mind. best show AS ever did by far.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:08

wilfredmerriweathr: Jul 11, 2005

People always act confused when I tell them I don't like Archer but I just don't like it because its not Sealab.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:16

Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

Don Dongington posted:

Saw 19 new posts, thought "Oh yes we have ignition!"

No, we have half a page of awful distributor puns.

This is the state of the internet in 2017. :geno:

I hate puns, they're bad.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:47

kzersatz: Oct 13, 2012; How's it the kiss of death, if I have no lips?; College Slice

MullardEL34 posted:

Chili Con Vongole a la 14 inch

Same in Ohio, and every single set of cornhole boards sold in the state are either Browns, Bengals, or OSU themed.

I agree, I can't stand the allure of 40 year old men wearing khakis and a polo playing bean toss.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:20

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Hmm so the Truck did not start even with the 50 posts new to the thread. You guys really triggered my crank.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:36

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

People find different things funny. News at 11.

To be fair the puns aren't funny but running terrible puns into the ground is kind of an SA tradition so...

# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:37

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

Previa_fun posted:

To be fair the puns aren't funny but running ~~terrible puns~~everything into the ground is kind of an SA tradition so...

See: Fury Road

DesperateDan posted:

You guys exhausted all the puns or are they still manifold?

On the upside, this pun made me realize/remember that I primarily think of this word in the automotive sense, and that it has another quite useful meaning.

Also, Dave, I liked hearing Primus in that latest live video!

# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:38

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Krakkles posted:

See: Fury Road

You get the hell out

Krakkles posted:

Also, Dave, I liked hearing Primus in that latest live video!

OK maybe you can stay BUT YOU'RE ON THIN ICE MISTER

# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:46

angryrobots: Mar 31, 2005

I don't really mind the intake of puns, even when it's a sudden high compression of them.

If you want to see how this story is spun, just keep bearing with it.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:11

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

DICK DICER posted:

You get the hell out

OK maybe you can stay BUT YOU'RE ON THIN ICE MISTER

Here, maybe this will appease you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6VebqhTUE I've met the drummer for Cirith Ungol, who is a cool dude and has a couple of pretty sweet Ferraris, of which this is one:

I get why everyone loved Farty Road, but I didn't. Sorry not sorry.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:22

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

So, yesterday in town I was riding past the sale barn and I saw the cows and I went HI COWS WHO'S A MR MOO and there was this guy unloading more cows who looked just like the narrator from big lebowski, mustache and all, and he just looks at me and nods once

# ? Oct 16, 2017 17:09

angryrobots: Mar 31, 2005

That was actually Sam Elliott

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