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Do you chucklefucks all get like a pun amber-alert text message or something?
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Only if the engine is missing.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:43 |
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LloydDobler posted:Only if the engine is missing. And only if it's 1 liter or smaller right?
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:44 |
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So I just went out to pee and the strip of light between the door hinge crack looked like a white shadowy slenderman wraith out of the corner of my eye and long story short I got piss all over the place
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:47 |
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I was drunk a few weekends ago and I was pissing on the lemon tree in my backyard (apparently it's good for them) and my dog walked up to me silently and nudged me with his nose DICK DICER posted:long story short I got piss all over the place Memento fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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Did you jump, perhaps across a gap, from the surprise of your dog shocking you?
randomidiot fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:17 |
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Dannywilson posted:Do you chucklefucks all get like a pun amber-alert text message or something? AI is firing on all cylinders tonight.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:25 |
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I mean the Timing is Light for the most part on the puns so I say let them run on.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:40 |
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I'm sure diesel run out on their own sooner or later
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:43 |
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you'll be sure not to exhaust yourself too soon
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 05:53 |
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Just try not to run away from this thread. We got truckloads of horrible puns to keep you amused. OH GOD I'VE TURNED INTO MY DAD e: that's a half ton of puns below randomidiot fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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Just idle speculation, but you seem over-tight. Maybe you're plugged up, or wound like a coil. Maybe a suspension of gasoline in water would help you spring back, get you flushed out, and running like new. Just don't give the firing order, you're life would be totaled.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:08 |
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I'm not sure if Dave pissing all over the place is more or less likely to create a forsaken hellscape where grass shall never grow again than Panther Piss.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:11 |
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That might backfire on djdaddo, but it'll probably relieve some of the back pressure on Dave.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:14 |
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I like puns. Puns are one of the few forms of humor that keep it real. The problem is that SA and Reddit (yeah that's right you do the same things) don't seem to realize that puns are only useful as a climax, not as the brick-and-mortar foundation for a joke. "Better Nate than Lever!" is mildly amusing as it stands, but where it really shines is as the final inversion of expectations after a quality build up. When you are mashing enter to try to get your stupid play on words out there into the ether quickest, it just comes off as painfully unfunny.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:24 |
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Soooo you're saying we need to lay off the starting fluid?
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:26 |
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Ether you do or you don't, that's up to you.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:29 |
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*drops mic*
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 06:30 |
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Dannywilson posted:*drops mic* You know those are precision instruments right
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:24 |
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DICK DICER posted:You know those are precision instruments right Mike might be a tool, but he's not exactly precise.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:30 |
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Hopefully that was a tubeless mic.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:31 |
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You guys exhausted all the puns or are they still manifold?
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:39 |
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Does anybody want a peanut
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:47 |
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People find different things funny. News at 11.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 08:22 |
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DICK DICER posted:Does anybody want a peanut https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc They'll kill me!
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 09:24 |
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One time I ate a buncha peanuts and then got real drunk and threw up a lot of whole peanuts Turns out my buddy was throwing them into the puke pan in between me dying
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 09:45 |
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Unclean posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc thank you for bringing this back into my mind. best show AS ever did by far.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:08 |
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People always act confused when I tell them I don't like Archer but I just don't like it because its not Sealab.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:16 |
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Don Dongington posted:Saw 19 new posts, thought "Oh yes we have ignition!" This is the state of the internet in 2017. I hate puns, they're bad.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:47 |
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MullardEL34 posted:Chili Con Vongole a la 14 inch I agree, I can't stand the allure of 40 year old men wearing khakis and a polo playing bean toss.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:20 |
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Hmm so the Truck did not start even with the 50 posts new to the thread. You guys really triggered my crank.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:36 |
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:People find different things funny. News at 11. To be fair the puns aren't funny but running terrible puns into the ground is kind of an SA tradition so...
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:37 |
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Previa_fun posted:To be fair the puns aren't funny but running DesperateDan posted:You guys exhausted all the puns or are they still manifold? Also, Dave, I liked hearing Primus in that latest live video!
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:38 |
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Krakkles posted:See: Fury Road You get the hell out Krakkles posted:Also, Dave, I liked hearing Primus in that latest live video! OK maybe you can stay BUT YOU'RE ON THIN ICE MISTER
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:46 |
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I don't really mind the intake of puns, even when it's a sudden high compression of them. If you want to see how this story is spun, just keep bearing with it.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:11 |
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DICK DICER posted:You get the hell out I get why everyone loved Farty Road, but I didn't. Sorry not sorry.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:22 |
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So, yesterday in town I was riding past the sale barn and I saw the cows and I went HI COWS WHO'S A MR MOO and there was this guy unloading more cows who looked just like the narrator from big lebowski, mustache and all, and he just looks at me and nods once
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 17:09 |
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That was actually Sam Elliott
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