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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited
Last-minute check, since the situation kept evolving for a while there: Dave, should I send this box of supplies I put together, and if I do, should I send it to the field or to the Valentine Post Office for general delivery (you pick it up there)?

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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I'm not sure I'd send anymore supplies at this point. Daddo seems kinda over it and Dave will be leaving in about 7 days or so

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
If itll be here before Friday, sure. Or send it with just normal no fun everything on the outside to the house address because my foot is loving killing me

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm not sure I'd send anymore supplies at this point. Daddo seems kinda over it and Dave will be leaving in about 7 days or so

Or this SEND ALL BOXES OF POOP TO LARRY TO COLLECT

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

so when is the plinth in memorium to the jeep going up

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Clearly it will be an obelisk

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Welp it's been fun guys but Old Scratch finally found me. The spookiest part is the foot steps just disappeared when they came to a fence, like he vanished into thin air :aaa: :spooky:

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Played any fiddles lately?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Probably a total coincidence Mr Needful is working the counter at Napa today

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Beware of the "special" 10mm sockets that "can never be lost".

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

DICK DICER posted:

If itll be here before Friday, sure. Or send it with just normal no fun everything on the outside to the house address because my foot is loving killing me


DICK DICER posted:

Or this SEND ALL BOXES OF POOP TO LARRY TO COLLECT

. . . I'll just keep this set aside and send it to you in Florida for new-life-starter-kitting.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I can't find the loving fuel filter and I'm 2 feet short on line otherwise

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Huge_Midget posted:

Beware of the "special" 10mm sockets that "can never be lost".

I've lost one of those.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

DICK DICER posted:

I can't find the loving fuel filter and I'm 2 feet short on line otherwise

How big is the fuel filter? And if so how did you lose it?

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

It's a filter sock.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

cakesmith handyman posted:

How big is the fuel filter? And if so how did you lose it?

It was the one off the van, I cut it with extra hard line because it was a screw in filter style. I mean granted, it's a low pressure pump and could probably make do with out a filter for the time being....

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Today was a very frustrating day.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

DICK DICER posted:

Today was a very frustrating day.
Tomorrow is another day. You can do this - you're tougher than the lot of us!

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
Don't falter now, you're rougher than the rest of them, you're tougher than leather.

How do you feel RE: chuckling?

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Listen to Budos Band while you work and you'll be in a better mood.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Rectal Placenta posted:

Listen to Budos Band while you work and you'll be in a better mood.

Quoted for truth

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Good morning thread. It's time for the Art of Fistfucking II

https://youtu.be/Ko569Mg8LYs

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



cakesmith handyman posted:

How big is the fuel filter? And if so how did you lose it?

Didn't have a flared base...

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001

Chiming in to say if Dave passes away due to his consumption of the perfectly legal off the grocery shelf non perishable liquid food items I shipped to him, I am not responsible. Anyone who saw the recent live video in the Facebook group knows what Dave did with those hot sauces.

Immolat1on
Sep 9, 2005

Pham Nuwen posted:

Didn't have a flared base...

Hah, I too remember the "I make weird dildos for a living" thread.

The first and last rule of dildo making.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Pham Nuwen posted:

Didn't have a flared base...

What...?
Oh.
Ew.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Panaflex posted:

Chiming in to say if Dave passes away due to his consumption of the perfectly legal off the grocery shelf non perishable liquid food items I shipped to him, I am not responsible. Anyone who saw the recent live video in the Facebook group knows what Dave did with those hot sauces.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Immolat1on posted:

Hah, I too remember the "I make weird dildos for a living" thread.


Hell, I and half the health care stories thread bought one. Lost it in the move, made a great conversation piece.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010





Panaflex posted:

Anyone who saw the recent live video in the Facebook group knows what Dave did with those hot sauces.


Pham Nuwen posted:

Didn't have a flared base...

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011


gotta clear out those sinuses eh?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

gotta clear out those sinuses eh?

Do we really want what was inside him.. out here?

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

This is Dave. He just drank some very hot sauce. He is currently weeping and drooling profusely. His nipples are also rock loving hard.

This is everything you need to know about Dave.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hey I've been riding around unsuccessfully trying to locate a brake line in the right thread pitch, my guts are a warzone, my foot is hurting to the point I'm considering gnawing it off at the stump, and food supplies are beginning to run low. Anyone amused or pity-filled enough to spring for a final pizza hut extravaganza? :v:

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


Look at how alive he seems.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

DICK DICER posted:

Hey I've been riding around unsuccessfully trying to locate a brake line in the right thread pitch, my guts are a warzone, my foot is hurting to the point I'm considering gnawing it off at the stump, and food supplies are beginning to run low. Anyone amused or pity-filled enough to spring for a final pizza hut extravaganza? :v:

Do you expect to be able to poo poo solid again before 2018 ever?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Fermented Tinal posted:

Do you expect to be able to poo poo solid again before 2018 ever?

I'm already having hot farts and I ate 3 lbs of bananas yesterday after intending to save them as snacks so it's not looking that good

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
:ohdear:

No, no it's not.

Soodonim
Jul 3, 2007

woooosh!

DICK DICER posted:

Hey I've been riding around unsuccessfully trying to locate a brake line in the right thread pitch, my guts are a warzone, my foot is hurting to the point I'm considering gnawing it off at the stump, and food supplies are beginning to run low. Anyone amused or pity-filled enough to spring for a final pizza hut extravaganza? :v:

Just sent a few bones via PayPal. Sorry if I misremember, but you can access those funds with your debit card right?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Soodonim posted:

Just sent a few bones via PayPal. Sorry if I misremember, but you can access those funds with your debit card right?

Yep, within 30 minutes or less for a $0.25 fee. This is the exact scenario bitcoin would have saved me from those terrible profiteers :argh:

Tyranid05@hotmail, right? Thanks a bunch

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The block chain really would revolutionise the farming industry imho

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