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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Do you even troll sexy actress, local white?

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

PathAsc posted:

Do you even troll sexy actress, local white?

Is troll supposed to be a verb in that facebook group name?
I don't like the idea of these things making more sense. I fear I'll become the one who seeks plumpy navels and big bobs.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Grassy Knowles posted:

Is troll supposed to be a verb in that facebook group name?
I don't like the idea of these things making more sense. I fear I'll become the one who seeks plumpy navels and big bobs.

After weeks of those pics one finally made some sense. I don't care if it is or not, I fight in the name of dead comedy forums.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Grassy Knowles posted:

Is troll supposed to be a verb in that facebook group name?
I don't like the idea of these things making more sense. I fear I'll become the one who seeks plumpy navels and big bobs.

You must seek out attempt to consume bitch lasagna, only then can you reach bert hole

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.



:wow:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.


:golfclap:

This was not a failure! If anything it added a new layer of comedy to hear the oddly-worded message read in such a serious and proper tone.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Amnizu
Nov 3, 2003

TELL ME WHY HILLARY INJECTED A MARIJUANA

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.


Actually, that was loving awesome and you should do more.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Charge your phone

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Please do more

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.


Hahaha

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

You guys are gluttons for punishment, you know that right?

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

WarpedNaba posted:

You guys are gluttons for punishment, you know that right?


:golfclap:

you've got a cool voice my dude. you do any voice acting?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

"You drink piss?"

"Yeah? Well at least we don't strap bombs to our chest"

It's a nice burn, but I don't know if someone named James Browne is really the right target audience.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

cool new Metroid game posted:

:golfclap:

you've got a cool voice my dude. you do any voice acting?

On the side, mostly unpaid internet gigs.

I live in New Zealand - That kinda killed any idea that I could do it as anything but a hobby.

That and I make double in accounting.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Decided to jump on the bandwagon and steal Naba's thunder.

My approach was to go with a mish-mash of all possible unconvincingly done 'white' accents. Hope you enjoy, fellow whites.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

http://cowurine.com

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.


This was really good btw

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Someone should read it in the ceramic knives accent

Crobbler Benz
Mar 22, 2016

by Lowtax

WarpedNaba posted:

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.

why does anyone use this weird poo poo website? i always have to download the mp3 and it's among my music on my phone then.
and it just has no webplayer? dogshit

i don't find this funny but you sound like a real voice actor, like someone who could read a book

Crobbler Benz fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Oct 16, 2017

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Seriously. Just upload it to YouTube.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Crobbler Benz posted:

why does anyone use this weird poo poo website? i always have to download the mp3 and it's among my music on my phone then.
and it just has no webplayer? dogshit

you might need to have macromedia flash idk

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

yeah it uses flash for the webplayer

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Crobbler Benz posted:

like someone who could read a book

I tried that, but the stories up for grab were really bad power fantasies and anatomically impossible homosexual bodice-rippers.

Not entirely my scene.

Crobbler Benz
Mar 22, 2016

by Lowtax
accounting will do then, i guess! at least you earn well.
need bob

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


No one can hide bobs from him.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


From https://www.vox.com/conversations/2017/6/27/15873072/google-porn-addiction-america-everybody-lies:

quote:

The number one Google search in India that starts "my husband wants ..." is "my husband wants me to breastfeed him." Porn featuring adult breastfeeding is higher in India than anywhere else. In just about every country, just about every Google search looking for advice on breastfeeding is looking how to breastfeed a baby. In India, Google searches looking for breastfeeding advice are about equally split between how to breastfeed a baby and how to breastfeed a husband.
Milky milky

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Full pennies :pervert:

naem
May 29, 2011


lund!!!

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Please don’t doxx cumshitter

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




How To Breastfeed A Husband

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

I imagine the guys operating this machine get triple overtime in neighborhoods where an average woman has accidentally exposed a plumpy navel or part of her hip

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I was just at the train station waiting for a late train, and a family of four set down a cloth to sit on the floor next to me. It was parents, and the adult son and his wife. The wife and husband sat on the bench next to them, and the mom and son sat on the cloth. She eventually made him lie down, and he had his head on her lap with his face right next to her big mama milks. There were bugs around, so she took the top part of her sari to cover his face, pretty much exactly the way moms here do when they breastfeed. He was just looking at his phone like this is the most normal thing in the world to be in your late-twenties and using your mom as a pillow. His wife looked dejected, and her milks could in no way compare to mama's.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

*in an extremely Flintstones voice*

"It's a living . . ."

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Bajaj posted:

I was just at the train station waiting for a late train, and a family of four set down a cloth to sit on the floor next to me. It was parents, and the adult son and his wife. The wife and husband sat on the bench next to them, and the mom and son sat on the cloth. She eventually made him lie down, and he had his head on her lap with his face right next to her big mama milks. There were bugs around, so she took the top part of her sari to cover his face, pretty much exactly the way moms here do when they breastfeed. He was just looking at his phone like this is the most normal thing in the world to be in your late-twenties and using your mom as a pillow. His wife looked dejected, and her milks could in no way compare to mama's.

Lmao this rules. Superbowl to you good sir

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
open milk tank for GOD SAKE deeear

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