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BloodyScab posted:Thank god for that goon who was jackin' to fetish porn on pornhub and came across it. Funny thing is, it's a heartbreaking tale of a mans mission to rub one out to his favorite fetish, along the way he discovered the inner turmoil of strangling the old cyclops while laughing uncontrolably and also being creeped out by having his fetish ruined by an icy presence within. It has a far better story than Wing Commander anyway. 
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When Ben sits on your lap And now yours is full of crap That's amore
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C-Bangin' it 
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Oct 17, 2017 20:09
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when it's 10 fps and the netcode's a mess that's cig
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When a moon glitches by Derek lets out a sigh Crappy Evocati
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when your surfing pornhub watching an old tickle rub that's a sandy
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's an Archer trucutru fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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When Ben is fat And Chris is fat And Erin is fat Seriously, what the gently caress?
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Oct 17, 2017 20:22
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When Chris spits on your cake And that's all you'll take Get a refund.
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Oct 17, 2017 20:22
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whether its a racist hot dog man or a space-sim without a plan thats kickstarter
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Moons moons moons moons moons moons Moons moons moons moons moons moons Moons moons moons moons
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SelenicMartian posted:When Ben is fat You obviously know nothing of video game development
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Oct 17, 2017 20:26
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You've spent 30k and still can't get laid but you have miyu
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Beluga Snail posted:The words "steaks" and "sauces & seasoning" should never appear together, in a sentence or otherwise. IIRC MoMA was eating mako, which tastes like poo poo and is full of mercury.
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Beet Wagon posted:IIRC MoMA was eating mako, which tastes like poo poo and is full of mercury. Pfffft. Mercury doesn't have cryovalconos and stuff.
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Beluga Snail posted:The words "steaks" and "sauces & seasoning" Beet Wagon posted:full of mercury.
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I call this one "the future"
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Beluga Snail posted:The words "steaks" and "sauces & seasoning" should never appear together, in a sentence or otherwise. Ketchup with a well done steak Kobe or any other Thats true amore
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grimcreaper posted:Ketchup with a well done steak I never knew Trump was a goon.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:When he always wears black Ugh the tickler in black??
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Oct 17, 2017 21:11
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When you make goons cry with pineapple on a pie that's somethignawful.com
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When the pirates arrive And your crew's still alive In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gapCK5_rMuY You say it's only a paper moon Sailing over a cardboard sea But it wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me Yes, its only a canvas sky Hanging over a muslin tree But it wouldn't be make-believe if you believed in me
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trucutru posted:When the moon hits your eye loving  these are gold
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:
lmao
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There is no paaarp side of the moon really. Matter of fact, It's all paaarp.
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If your room smells of sweat And you're thousands in debt You're a backer
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When your codebase is crap, And you shout, "more mocap!" You're a Roberts
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If you bought a space game That has no space or game You're a backer
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ZekeNY posted:When your codebase is crap, Hell yeah
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When you make Star Marine Flush it down the latrine You're Illfonic
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When your milestone's out of reach, And you jet to the beach, You're a Roberts
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SomethingJones posted:There is no paaarp side of the moon really. 
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Your new technology Is face over IP It's a scope creep
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peter gabriel posted:If you bought a space game Head full of steel Hands on a wheel You are angry
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peter gabriel posted:If you bought a space game 
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When you've mo-capped all day And you haven't been paid Gary Oldman
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