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Barudak posted:Counterpoint, people deserve to die for not doing the dishes and this is one of the rare cases where we can legally make it happen. so once i had a manchild roommate who kept not doing the dishes. it was a constant battle - if i didn't say anything he'd be like ohhh so sorry, i wish you had reminded me, but if i'd remind him he'd get pissy and say he would have if i hadn't been "rude" so one day he's cooking and i'm like hey you gonna clean those dishes and he's like yeah after i eat in this real pissy tone. so he eats then he puts in a dvd and i'm like hey, remember those dishes? they might get a little funky if you don't wash them before your movie. so he tells me i'm "not his mom" and that i "can't assign him chores" and he's no longer doing them because i was condescending so i walked over and hit eject on the ps2 (which belonged to me) and told him i definitely wasn't his mom, because i'm taking the playstation away until his chores are done
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"that candy bar was for company! "
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Drunk Nerds posted:I just want to say that having a candy drawer when you have no kids is the lamest, most pathetic thing I can possibly think of. Can't be; no self-respecting British person would refer to chocolate as candy. My [24f] brother wants to "lean on" me after his [22m] divorce but the circumstances surrounding it made me lose a lot of respect for him. I don't want to cut ties completely, just with hearing his constant self-pitying bullshit. quote:Unfortunately, my brother took his wedding as an opportunity to reconnect with his deadbeat father. His father ended up stealing money, gifts, and liquor from the reception and hasn't been seen since. Since then my brother has been making some really lovely life choices and responding to their consequences with the maturity of a toddler. After several ultimatums were ignored, his new bride has filed for divorce upon learning he's been cheating and now there might be a baby. One that he claims he somehow won't be paying child support for if it turns out to be his. The Pete approach to sibling relations.
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I work for Disney; Mom(50sF) promised her friend(??F) one of my free tickets to Disneyland. I(22F) don’t want her tagging along with us.quote:Hey, this concern isn’t as bad as some of the other problems I’ve read on this thread, so I feel a little silly, but here goes.
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maskenfreiheit posted:so once i had a manchild roommate who kept not doing the dishes. it was a constant battle - if i didn't say anything he'd be like ohhh so sorry, i wish you had reminded me, but if i'd remind him he'd get pissy and say he would have if i hadn't been "rude" And that roommate... was Albert Einstein.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Just want to add that all-adult Disneyworld vacations are the lamest, most pathetic thing I can possibly imagine. Also, they always seem to be a product of a weird conservative off-shoot mindset where no one criticizes anyone in their own religion, therefore no one ever gets ashamed of having pastimes that are for 8 year olds. I'm sure I'm wrong about this when you look at the whole data set, it's just in the past year 3 different people I know took all-adult Disney vacations, and every single one of them is part of a religion that is based on never saying anything bad or questioning anyone. The only thing lamer is a Disney wedding. And that 22 year old trash monster wedding dude. And fighting over your candy drawer as an adult, hahahahaha. The thread is on fire this afternoon.
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Haifisch posted:I work for Disney; Mom(50sF) promised her friend(??F) one of my free tickets to Disneyland. I(22F) don’t want her tagging along with us. Its kind of rude to not want to meet your moms new wife.
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Who What Now posted:And that roommate... was Albert Einstein. actually he became an english teacher. (like, abroad, not a real one)
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I called the Texas Attorney General and made threats.. (self.legaladvice)quote:I called the Attorney Generals office here in Texas and received some information I did not like or want to hear so I hung up. I then in my angered state called back and threatened to come down to Austin, and kill everyone in the office. I'm living in Lubbock right now what kind of trouble am I in?
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My [23M] boss [40sM] is a coroner and it disturbs me that he's affectionate and talks to dead bodies, I'm not sure of what to do?u/Jeeperscreepersno posted:I'm working part-time in a morgue, I do tech work and assist the coroner. I've worked with dead bodies before and with different people, yet this coroner affectionately talks to and touches the bodies as if they're alive. Ex: we had a girl come in who died in a car accident, when she came in the coroner looked over her face and basically "tsked" saying 'oh poor thing' then stroked her hair like petting an upset child, there was a body of a man that came in who got murderered and the coroner while doing the autopsy was chatting to the dead body as if it was alive and saying things like 'you must have had a rough life', occusationally he says 'goodnight' or 'good morning' to the dead bodies, compliments things about the bodies like their teeth or clean nails, we once had a deceased baby arrive and the coroner picked up and moved the baby as if it was alive while examining the baby over calling it a 'sorry little fella', other times if he accidently knocks into a hand or something of the body that might be overlapping the table he apologises to the dead body.
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maskenfreiheit posted:I called the Texas Attorney General and made threats.. (self.legaladvice) OP posted:To clear some of this up, I didn't talk to the attorney General himself. I only talked to a random employee Werong Bustope posted:My [23M] boss [40sM] is a coroner and it disturbs me that he's affectionate and talks to dead bodies, I'm not sure of what to do?
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Socially awkward coroner is actually kind of adorable, even though he is 100% going to have his own Forensic Files episode.
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maskenfreiheit posted:actually he became an english teacher. That sounds pretty rad.
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Werong Bustope posted:My [23M] boss [40sM] is a coroner and it disturbs me that he's affectionate and talks to dead bodies, I'm not sure of what to do? I actually kinda like that he still sees them as people and not just...meat. I mean, it seems like he genuinely cares about his work, he's respectful, he thinks about how what he does influences others. Maybe he doesn't talk to his coworkers because they are judgmental redditors.
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There was thread chat about adult Disney vacations a while back. Apparently lots of people are super proactive planners and minmax their ride orders and wait times and meals and poo poo in order to ride everything. It honestly sounded hellish.
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Just get drunk and go to Six Flags, it's cheaper and has shorter lines
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Werong Bustope posted:My [23M] boss [40sM] is a coroner and it disturbs me that he's affectionate and talks to dead bodies, I'm not sure of what to do? Hot take: this person watches too much NCIS and is having a vivid fantasy that he's working for Ducky.
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Clark Nova posted:There was thread chat about adult Disney vacations a while back. Apparently lots of people are super proactive planners and minmax their ride orders and wait times and meals and poo poo in order to ride everything. It honestly sounded hellish. sounds like leslie knope's wet dream
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My crush accidentally sent me a nude. (self.dating)quote:I could really need some help of some redditors more experienced, than I am. maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Just get drunk and go to Six Flags, it's cheaper and has shorter lines Hotter take, smoke weed and go to Dollywood. No lines at all.
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maskenfreiheit posted:My crush accidentally sent me a nude. (self.dating) You must reciprocate with a picture of your prolapsed rear end in a top hat, it is the only answer
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Pick posted:Yes and the Jaden Smith anime kicks rear end. For the first three episodes, you would like, what is this poo poo, and then after that you "get "it and then it is just about the greatest thing ever seen Really? I watched like, the first two eps, mostly because Desus and Mero did voices, but wasn't impressed. Guess I should try to soldier through. On a giant Toblerone note, my brother got stopped at the US/Canadian border when asked to declare anything he'd purchased. He said 'a giant Toblerone', and the border security were hassling him for being under 21 until he held up the giant candy bar to prove it wasn't some kind of liquor.
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is "our relationship" a romantic one or is op just realllly hoping
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maskenfreiheit posted:sounds like leslie knope's wet dream She would just hang out in the Hall of Presidents the entire time
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maskenfreiheit posted:My crush accidentally sent me a nude. (self.dating)
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maskenfreiheit posted:My crush accidentally sent me a nude. (self.dating) He should do what Karl Pilkington did https://youtu.be/McDlB83Xpf8
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Clark Nova posted:There was thread chat about adult Disney vacations a while back. Apparently lots of people are super proactive planners and minmax their ride orders and wait times and meals and poo poo in order to ride everything. It honestly sounded hellish. I know Americans suck at travelling but why grown adults with no kids go to Disneyland is completely beyond me. It's not like the US is completely devoid of anything else to do. Like, take a city break, go hiking in the Rockies, relax on a beach somewhere just don't go to loving Disneyland
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Having had to poke around dead bodies for school (and seeing others poke bodies) people usually either end up talking to the bodies or just treat them like meat. It's just two different coping mechanisms. Also, people in the former group usually treat bodies with more respect than the latter. He's probably just a weird dude who has some social hangups. Working with dead people will do that to you.
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Who What Now posted:And that roommate... was Albert Einstein. And all the dishes stood up and clapped
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fruit on the bottom posted:And all the dishes stood up and clapped actually i just gave up and started keeping my dishes in my room
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maskenfreiheit posted:actually i just gave up and started keeping my dishes in my room So he teaches abroad and you hoard dishes in your room. Sounds like he won.
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Clark Nova posted:There was thread chat about adult Disney vacations a while back. Apparently lots of people are super proactive planners and minmax their ride orders and wait times and meals and poo poo in order to ride everything. It honestly sounded hellish. It is. My sister did this on our trip to Disney. I've never been so exhausted in my life.
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Who What Now posted:So he teaches abroad and you hoard dishes in your room. Sounds like he won. i also touch computers!1
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My[26F] husband[28M] bought a vehicle I absolutely hate and I think it put me in a depressive state.Relationshipsquote:
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Why does she need to like his vehicle? Can't he drive something he likes and she can get her own drat car?
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maskenfreiheit posted:My crush accidentally sent me a nude. (self.dating)
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maskenfreiheit posted:My[26F] husband[28M] bought a vehicle I absolutely hate and I think it put me in a depressive state.Relationships edit: OK yeah i should have read it more closely. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:is "our relationship" a romantic one or is op just realllly hoping "My crush". There is no "progress", either you are into someone or you aren't, you can't make progress on a "crush".
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Mirthless posted:if you've been with the same person since you were 15 and after 11 years the worst thing you can say about your relationship is that you're driving a car you don't like I think you're doing pretty okay Read the post again, dude. That lady is not okay and the car is not the problem. quote:Now just riding in it, I felt this tinge of dread the whole time. You know that feeling in your chest where it feels like someone is squeezing you and you can't breathe, that feeling. I still feel that feeling just sitting here alone at home. Yup. This seem like a fine relationship and not a lady who desperately needs therapy. Unload My Head fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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Three Olives posted:"My crush". There is no "progress", either you are into someone or you aren't, you can't make progress on a "crush". He never really mentions how she followed up the "accidental" picture. Like was it "oh my god please delete that sorry" or did she not say anything until he hardcore sperged out about it. Like maybe she was actually doing the texting equivalent of masturbating next to him in a tent and he did the equivalent of leaving the tent and asking reddit for help.
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