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ArbitraryC posted:He never really mentions how she followed up the "accidental" picture. Like was it "oh my god please delete that sorry" or did she not say anything until he hardcore sperged out about it. Like maybe she was actually doing the texting equivalent of masturbating next to him in a tent and he did the equivalent of leaving the tent and asking reddit for help. i bet it's the latter, and i bet that door is now closed forever
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My husband [28 M] is obsessed with thinking I have/am currently cheating on him. I [28 F] am not!Relationshipsquote:My husband and I have had a rough year. I am currently staying home with our 3 month old baby, per my husband's wishes. I turned down a great job offer (and quit my former job because of this offer) because he wanted me to stay home, and as he's recently admitted, because he doesn't trust me to work with men 40 hours a week.
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almightyerin posted:It is. My sister did this on our trip to Disney. I've never been so exhausted in my life. Or you skip the non beer serving parks and turn it into a drunken romp that will probably scar some kid for life when you blurt out how the characters aren't real.
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maskenfreiheit posted:My husband [28 M] is obsessed with thinking I have/am currently cheating on him. I [28 F] am not!Relationships
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misguided rage posted:So uh he's 100% cheating, right? He is. He cheated on her when she was tending their sick child.
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maskenfreiheit posted:My husband [28 M] is obsessed with thinking I have/am currently cheating on him. I [28 F] am not!Relationships Yeah lady your husband is loving like 10 different women and probably, like, a dog.
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A cheater man's favorite time to cheat is when his child is dying. It gets his cheater penis super blot.
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"Dating" an nerd [26 M] who is hot and cold with me [26 F]. Should I be patient or move on ?Relationships 25 points 23 comments submitted 4 months ago by bdevbca to r/relationships Hi guys, I know a guy from college and for a few years now we had a super strong attraction every time we saw each other in the halls or in classes. Like the kind where you just stare into each others eyes and fade out everything around you. Because I was in a relationship for the last 7 years up until a few months ago, I never really approached him and he never made a move either. I started talking to him when my relationship fell apart completely Not a surprise, I was already done with it for months but couldn't break up in the middle of the semester because I wouldn't have had a place to live and was in a really bad place mentally, due to my mental illness. That was in january. I did tell him about my situation briefly, to keep him in the loop. The same evening I told him (per text) that he is really great and good-looking and he told me the same thing basically, so I was sure we were on the same page. Then I hosed up a bit. I'm borderline (he doesn't know that) and in the months prior to my breakup I really changed my life around for the better culminating in the breakup which was a huge burden lifted off of me, so naturally I was, for the first time in my life, just happy. Because of the circumstances I went out drinking with friends a few times and once drunk-texted my crush. I told him he is awesome and hot etc. Not the L-word. But I complimented him MANY TIMES  After that he slowly started to pull back, still he answered when I texted, made inside jokes now and then but it definitely cooled down.When I asked him to hang out 3 weeks or so after the breakup (4 months after we started talking) he told me he doesn't think it's a good idea (what exactly he didn't tell me) because he assumes I developed a crush on him because of my tough situation and my mental state and that he is overwhelmed with me complementing him. I accepted that and we didn't talk for over a month, then I texted him and proposed that we go about it slowly this time because it was bad timing for me back during the breakup and at first he told me he doesn't want to because he doesn't know what I want. That text made me super angry at first but than I thought about it and texted him back telling him exactly what I want, to talk to him over text sometimes about raspberry pi's and bash. Without any additional expectations or demands (which is a lie of course I have the expectation that we get together in the future). I couldn't believe my shameless audacity didn't alienate him further because he texted me back that that's doable, even with a little smiley-face. So the current state of things is I text him once a week and he usually answers with more questions and after 3 or 4 back and forth texts the conversation is over because at this point I think we both fear we could gently caress up again. However I have difficulties coming to terms with whatever there is between us since I can't really tell how much he likes me and fear I am borderline harassing him. He is very pragmatic and I assume he has little to no experience with women, because of how incredibly insecure and shy he is around me (but not around others). My therapist told me to keep pestering him when we had that period we didn't talk and I did and it turned out "well", but I can only do this for longer if there is hope of him opening up and wanting to take this to the next stage and on one hand I am sure he likes me (no one ever looked at me like he does and laughed that genuinely at my jokes) but on the other hand it's hard for me to accept that he wants so much distance without fearing it's because I'm not good enough. Should I be persistent? tl;dr: Met the most amazing guy and am sure he really likes me, at least at one point he did. Then I alienated him and things cooled down between us. I fixed it to a degree and we are talking again, however I can only accept him needing his distance now if there is hope of that changing in the future but am not sure whether that will happen. What should I do ?
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If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away.
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dudeness posted:If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away. woah
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dudeness posted:If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away. Wisdom
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dudeness posted:If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away. lol word
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dudeness posted:If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away. 
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Alright, you loving spergs, in case you didn't get the Disney World post with the kid involved, yes, the sister in law is a poo poo bag for foisting her kid on relatives, but the aunt (OP) is also a poo poo bag for completely blowing off the fact that her niece is obviously being neglected in a CPS-should-get-involved sense. JFC Almost every single super vocal "child-free" person I've met loving loves poo poo aimed at kids. There's layers to this poo poo. More nonsense to make ourselves feel better about our lovely lives. I [22/F] told my boyfriend [23/M] that I love him for the first time and his response was minutes of laughter. quote:So I have been dating my boyfriend for almost 3 months and last Friday, after working up the courage, I told him I love him. I was originally going to wait for him to say it first but I was feeling rather bold that day. Little did I know that his response to my "I love you" would be laughter.
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maskenfreiheit posted:My husband [28 M] is obsessed with thinking I have/am currently cheating on him. I [28 F] am not!Relationships He 100% cheated on her and is hoping desperately to catch her before she catches him, because he knows his wife could go to divorce court and tear him a new rear end in a top hat.
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How does the pistachio analogy account for that trick where you use the discarded shell of easy-to-open pistachio A to break the gently caress into coy, difficult pistachio B?
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lemon-lyme disease posted:How does the pistachio analogy account for that trick where you use the discarded shell of easy-to-open pistachio A to break the gently caress into coy, difficult pistachio B? Use his friend to hook you up. (His friend is actually a pistachio)
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sierramike76 posted:Almost every single super vocal "child-free" person I've met loving loves poo poo aimed at kids. There's layers to this poo poo. That's always been one of my most favorite parts about reading that poo poo. It's a really special flavor of r/relationships type stuff. Anyway, this is my favorite childfree related story is the person who counted up every child-hating comment for the few months before Christmas season in some community on Livejournal, and donated a toy to a childrens' charity for each one. 
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:"that candy bar was for company! " oh good now im home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGv4IxGgmgA
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sierramike76 posted:Alright, you loving spergs, in case you didn't get the Disney World post with the kid involved, yes, the sister in law is a poo poo bag for foisting her kid on relatives, but the aunt (OP) is also a poo poo bag for completely blowing off the fact that her niece is obviously being neglected in a CPS-should-get-involved sense. i dont know what you expect CPS to do about a parent being a narcissist, so long as the kid is fed, housed, and not visibly bruised then you're in the clear also getting your niece forcibly removed from her mother by the state is, let's say, not a good solution in terms of family coherency
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lemon-lyme disease posted:How does the pistachio analogy account for that trick where you use the discarded shell of easy-to-open pistachio A to break the gently caress into coy, difficult pistachio B? Broken, empty humans are pretty good at cracking others and making them empty too.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Use his friend to hook you up. You have to eat the friend first. And then spit out whatever is left, after first sucking all of the salt out of it.
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Boyfriend [26M] thinks a Game of Thrones joke between me [24F] and my brother [27M] was actually serious. My brother and I started a small business together last year. This past weekend was the anniversary of the opening and we had a little celebration with our family which of course my boyfriend (of about 9 months) was also invited. So I said let's toast to our business, let this be the beginning of "House X of Easteros" (our family name instead of X, easteros because were live on the east coast). Everyone laughed and we drank. Then my brother said as the eldest child he is the Lord, and me as his little sister still have not bent the knee to him. He then said "come here my lady and bend the knee to your lord". So I stood up and did a curtsy and said "My Lord" and laughed. Yesterday my boyfriend asked me if I really "bent the knee" to my brother, as in I'm now going to surrender my will to him. I laughed and said it was obviously a joke. This morning he once again told me that he doesn't think it was a joke and he thinks my brother actually took that seriously and will expect me to be obedient. I said no it was a joke. Just now he texted me and said "look I get you think it was a joke but I don't and if your brother became controlling or tried to take over the business from you know that you have options and I have your back. We'll discuss this later." I replied WTF which he hasn't replied to. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly think that was serious and he isn't dropping it after I told it to him 2 times in 2 days. Then he texted my brother and said "dude that bend the knee thing was a joke right?" Which my brother replied "No it was serious I'm actually looking for a good match for Lady (insert my name). You're lowborn so she can't marry you." My brother sent a screenshot of this conversation to me. I can't stop and think that he will take this seriously as well and this is going to be a weird conversation. What the hell am I supposed to do? tl;dr: Boyfriend think me and my brother's Game of Thrones joke about him being a Lord and me bending the knee was serious. Awkward conversations followed and will follow, because he asked my brother and my brother took it upon himself to make further jokes.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend [26M] thinks a Game of Thrones joke between me [24F] and my brother [27M] was actually serious. Some people think TV is real.
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These multipage debates are distracting me from the silly reddit posts/threads.
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fuckin gam of thrones has probable made some real life siblings gently caress each other. god drat are people malleable and stupid as poo poo. imagine watching a dragon show on hbo that conviced yo to put your brother's penier into your self
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cumshitter posted:The boyfriend seems totally down to protect his lady's honor in this situation. They should tell him the brother has chosen a champion to fight him to the death for ownership of their small business and see if he bites. And that champion is The Dog. And that Dog is a Rottweiler.
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boner confessor posted:i dont know what you expect CPS to do about a parent being a narcissist, so long as the kid is fed, housed, and not visibly bruised then you're in the clear and what are the outcomes for the kid at that point? adopted by a family member? grandma and grandpa have to have an 8 year old now? childfree relatives aren't doing it. god help the kid if she ends up in the foster system as an 8 year old girl.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Use his friend to hook you up. Yes! Wait… Admiral Ray posted:Broken, empty humans are pretty good at cracking others and making them empty too. God loving drat. It works too well.
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Pick posted:fuckin gam of thrones has probable made some real life siblings gently caress each other. god drat are people malleable and stupid as poo poo. imagine watching a dragon show on hbo that conviced yo to put your brother's penier into your self It's hilarious tho bc all the incest in the books is super hosed up and that's not really glossed over, although other stuff is. Like I get that it's glamorizing it some for entertainment value but if you look at the twinfucking and go 'wow that's my ideal relationship' something was broke in you emotionally to start with and you should  .
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PetraCore posted:if you look at the twinfucking and go 'wow that's my ideal relationship' something was broke in you emotionally to start with and you should kill yourself and your whole family HTH
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Haifisch posted:I work for Disney; Mom(50sF) promised her friend(??F) one of my free tickets to Disneyland. I(22F) don’t want her tagging along with us. This is the plot to Jurassic World.
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Grem posted:This is the plot to Jurassic World. Probably just a prequel.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend [26M] thinks a Game of Thrones joke between me [24F] and my brother [27M] was actually serious. This lady's brother owns. Really, this lady should also just play along at this point and refer to him as her lowborn concubine.
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