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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Seriously, EDP Is easily the best thing about the Eagles

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Matt Zerella posted:

what's wrong with EDP?

He's pretty funny as a psycho but job fan. But I would bet he would go on a rape spree if he could move more than a mile an hour and could actually find his dick amongst the 30 rolls of fat near his junk.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Matt Zerella posted:

what's wrong with EDP?

His name, for one.

Also his insanity.

And misogyny.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

axeil posted:

His name, for one.

Also his insanity.

And misogyny.

So.... a sports fan?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Matt Zerella posted:

So.... a sports fan?

A Philadelphia sports fan

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

as a resident of philadelphia I can confirm that phillly sports fans are universally boorish goons devoid of class, tact, intelligence, and working showers. there may be some confirmation bias at work there but trust me it's true

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
EDP has lot a poo poo ton of weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Xm37VWjM0

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Lookin' good Zeke!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

89 posted:

EDP has lot a poo poo ton of weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Xm37VWjM0

God drat, did he :toxx: that he wouldnt eat every week the Eagles won or something?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
If the Eagles win on Monday they will be the undisputed #1 team in the NFL.

This of course now means we are going to lose horribly. God drat it Chiefs.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

NotWearingPants posted:

Lookin' good Zeke!



That's so shopped.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Matt Zerella posted:

what's wrong with EDP?

If you genuinely don’t know then do society a favor and throw up some cement blocks by your front door. Let it seal properly then chill for a bit.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Cash Monet posted:

That's so shopped.

yeah, it took me around 5 min.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Amy Pole Her posted:

If you genuinely don’t know then do society a favor and throw up some cement blocks by your front door. Let it seal properly then chill for a bit.

I dont watch every histrionic video he does but i always just got a laugh out of him freaking out over philly sports? If he has some problematic views, that's not on me.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

NotWearingPants posted:

yeah, it took me around 5 min.

Ah, an original piece. Very good.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Matt Zerella posted:

I dont watch every histrionic video he does but i always just got a laugh out of him freaking out over philly sports? If he has some problematic views, that's not on me.

I’ve watched maybe a total of 5 minutes of his schtick but he’s obsessed with porn actresses, he’s clearly unhinged on his anger issues and he’s horrifically homophobic.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Amy Pole Her posted:

I’ve watched maybe a total of 5 minutes of his schtick but he’s obsessed with porn actresses, he’s clearly unhinged on his anger issues and he’s horrifically homophobic.

So, once again, a sports fan.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Matt Zerella posted:

So, once again, a sports fan.

And most of sports fans are completely insufferable trash hence tff existing

Which category do you fall in?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Amy Pole Her posted:

And most of sports fans are completely insufferable trash hence tff existing

Which category do you fall in?

I'm a DSA member and I like football and hockey and I lurk TFF but post here because I am a fan of the New York Football Giants. Is that ok with you that I find a guy who freaks out over Philly sports to be funny sometimes despite some of his problematic views because its sporps and who gives a gently caress?

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



From the last page:

NotWearingPants posted:

The Eagles are a good team and while I still want to be cautious about expectations for this season, they are getting Johnson and Smallwood back, they will be coming off a mini-bye, they already beat the Redskins in Washington and the Redskins are infamously horrible on Monday Nights. There's absolutely no reason the Eagles shouldn't win this game. So I guess that means it's a trap game.

I posted this earlier, but they are 1-16 at home (holy poo poo that is bad), but they are a respectable 4-4 on the road during the Snyder era on Monday nights. So they should at least be competent against the Eagles like they were against the Chiefs a few weeks ago.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Mind_Taker posted:

From the last page:


I posted this earlier, but they are 1-16 at home (holy poo poo that is bad), but they are a respectable 4-4 on the road during the Snyder era on Monday nights. So they should at least be competent against the Eagles like they were against the Chiefs a few weeks ago.

Oh man. This seals it for me. We are definitely losing this game.

On the upside, if we lose it makes the NFC East race much more exciting!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Matt Zerella posted:

I'm a DSA member and I like football and hockey and I lurk TFF but post here because I am a fan of the New York Football Giants. Is that ok with you that I find a guy who freaks out over Philly sports to be funny sometimes despite some of his problematic views because its sporps and who gives a gently caress?

Its not his views on sports that make him a POS. Its his complete sexual predator poo poo.Like stealing a womans bra from a laundromat then jerking off into it.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

CyberPingu posted:

Its not his views on sports that make him a POS. Its his complete sexual predator poo poo.Like stealing a womans bra from a laundromat then jerking off into it.

:yikes:

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

CyberPingu posted:

Its not his views on sports that make him a POS. Its his complete sexual predator poo poo.Like stealing a womans bra from a laundromat then jerking off into it.


:same:

e: though I stand by my original statement because that just makes it funnier

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
I legit didn't know about that, that's really gross. I don't really follow him closely outside of "hey, the angry guy is so mad he's shaking and its funny because its over sports". Thanks for the info.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I think it's also just being a completely embarrassing human being on top of being a massive creeper and misogynist. He's :chloe: personified.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Matt Zerella posted:

I legit didn't know about that, that's really gross. I don't really follow him closely outside of "hey, the angry guy is so mad he's shaking and its funny because its over sports". Thanks for the info.

Yeah he's a pretty horrible human being

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I’ve had season tickets for a 7 years now and I’ve never once seen a physical fight at an Eagles game. Every now and then (roughly 4-5 times) it’ll get pretty nasty verbally between a few drunk assholes but I think you can say the same about every stadium and city.

I was at the vet once when I was 12 (last year there) and it took me begging and pleading with my dad for him to even let me go there. That place was something else.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
How much did ticket prices go up when they moved from the Vet to the Linc?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


TheChirurgeon posted:

How much did ticket prices go up when they moved from the Vet to the Linc?
12-15% per ticket I believe. The bigger thing was introducing PSLs, which priced existing season ticket holders at the Vet out of seats at the Linc. PSLs were $1500-3000 per seat

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Oct 20, 2017

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

shyduck posted:

12-15% per ticket I believe. The bigger thing was introducing PSLs, which priced existing season ticket holders at the Vet out of seats at the Linc. PSLs were $1500-3000 per seat

Interesting, thanks. I suspect that priced a lot of the worst offenders out of regular attendance.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Poor people are just awful

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Matt Zerella posted:

I'm a DSA member and I like football and hockey and I lurk TFF but post here because I am a fan of the New York Football Giants. Is that ok with you that I find a guy who freaks out over Philly sports to be funny sometimes despite some of his problematic views because its sporps and who gives a gently caress?

You’re the one who asked the question, friend! If you don’t like the answer that’s between you and yourself!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
EDP was funny the first couple of times I saw him and even then I never watched more than a minute. Now it's just the same shtick over and over again.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
The Raiders fans are by far the worst. The biggest incidence of arrests at the 49ers stadium I can recall was in a preseason game the last year at Candlestick, but almost all of the people arrested were Raiders fans, not 49er fans. Dirt cheap preseason tickets dumped on Craigslist and bought up by Raiders fans. 49er security was not ready for the crap that ensued.

I'm a Redskins fan, not a 49ers fan. I've been to many games at both the Coliseum and Candlestick. The crowds at 49er games are pretty sedate. The crowds at the Coliseum are complete anarchy.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Ertz elite yet?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




RIP Jason Peters

:smith:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Can Washington go through one loving primetime game without getting massacred by injuries? It's bad enough to have to listen to the talking heads suck off Wentz for three hours, but losing players is the worst.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Eight

Teen

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One

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