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Ceciltron posted:They don't even know what to do with the goshdanged things and they are stealing them Of course they know what to do with them: take a picture of the pumpkin (with the car), put it on Wechat moments, throw away the pumpkin.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:27 |
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Ceciltron posted:They don't even know what to do with the goshdanged things and they are stealing them it's not stealing if people just leave them laying around, like that dipshit who left all those ducks in that pond.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:28 |
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ladron posted:it's not stealing if people just leave them laying around, like that dipshit who left all those ducks in that pond. This is why we can't have fish ponds. Or frogs. Or turtles. Or anything.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:54 |
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Some idiot just left this nature laying around, free for the taking. This is why they will never be wealthy enough to afford LV, like me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 03:58 |
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McGavin posted:Who could be behind this dastardly plot?
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:03 |
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Tupperwarez posted:Are spike strips legal for private citizen use in Canada? Not the portable ones that cops use, the fixed one-way ones that you sometimes see in parking complexes. It's an 85 acre farm.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:06 |
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The most China story will always be that farmer who had his entire life destroyed when he grew too many cabbages and, being a nice person, decided to offer some of the excess cabbage to his neighbors for free.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:08 |
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Tupperwarez posted:Are spike strips legal for private citizen use in Canada? Not the portable ones that cops use, the fixed one-way ones that you sometimes see in parking complexes. I had a shop teacher who told a story about kids driving through his lawn when he had a house on a corner lot. He apparently hammered a bunch of nails through a 2x4 and placed it well into his yard where they had been driving. He said that one night not much later, a car had to be towed from it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:15 |
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McGavin posted:It's an 85 acre farm. A rifle for rabbits, then?
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:15 |
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A pumpkin taped to a tortoise and they get close to take selfies and then it explodes
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:21 |
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An astroturf campaign labeling pumpkins as bad for healthy. This is the only way.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:26 |
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If you eat pumpkins, you turn orange like Trump. Knowledge of 5000 years, did you know?
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:27 |
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WarpedNaba posted:A rifle for rabbits, then? Everybody knows that hevi-shot for a remington 870 works best for protecting puckins.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:33 |
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http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/welcome-to-maternity-hotel-california-20150819 This story is so Chinar it hurts.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:40 |
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Vancouver's got those too posted:Richmond Hospital becomes passport mill
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:09 |
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MetaJew posted:I had a shop teacher who told a story about kids driving through his lawn when he had a house on a corner lot. He apparently hammered a bunch of nails through a 2x4 and placed it well into his yard where they had been driving. He said that one night not much later, a car had to be towed from it. I had a friend who had this problem with his corner block. He had a stone driveway which went diagonally across his property and so many people were using it as a shortcut they were actually damaging it and ruining his garden. One day, after being abused for daring to park his own car in his driveway and blocking the dickhead who didn't want to wait five seconds for the lights to change, he decided he'd had enough. He bought a big rock about a metre and a half in diameter and dumped it in the middle his driveway. Not being a jerk himself, he painted it with reflective white paint to stop anyone actually driving into it. In the first year, he still had four or five idiots ram right into it and need to be towed Also one guy who hosed up his back so badly by trying to manually move the boulder he almost needed an ambulance.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:10 |
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These assholes will end up ruining jus soli for everyone, worldwide.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:10 |
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Actually, this is not bad. As everyone know, people who are the sick have nothing to do and will feel so boring.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:45 |
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im conflicted over which is worse, being made to watch xi jinping's speeches or getting dialysis in a chinese hospital
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:48 |
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Seems like a good way to save money on anaesthetics.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:51 |
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This seems like a very cruel way to euthanise the elderly.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 07:02 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:This seems like a very cruel way to euthanise the elderly. the xi speeches are there to make you want to be dead
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 07:17 |
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Everyone loves Winnie the Pooh
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 08:42 |
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Pick posted:Everyone loves Winnie the Pooh There's an app for that quote:With the introduction of a new game by Tencent, people can now also clap along to Xi Jinping’s speech from their own living room. The game became an online hit on October 18. It was already played over 400 million times by 9 pm Beijing time.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 08:59 |
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Are those 399 million fake hits inserted by some CCP DBA or do Chinese people unironically go for that kind of poo poo?
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 12:35 |
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I wouldn't be surprised if a good chunk of that 400 million are Chinese people ironically going for that poo poo, actually. Kind of like how half of the Chinese internet was devotedly tracking Jiang Zemin as he dozed off, checked his wristwatch, looked bored, etc., rather than giving a crap about Xi's speech. There's irony and cynicism out there online, it just doesn't get noticed (and often gets scrubbed). (I'm really surprised that app hasn't been banned...a game where you rack up points by clapping at the Chinese president as fast as you can, like an insane retard, seems like A+ subversive content to me.)
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 14:11 |
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chinese version of lovey banh found https://imgur.com/a/SZVw4
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 15:52 |
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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/elderly-passenger-tosses-coins-into-plane-s-engine-grounding-9329292?view=DEFAULT More olds tossing coins into jet engines.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 16:37 |
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MetaJew posted:I had a shop teacher who told a story about kids driving through his lawn when he had a house on a corner lot. He apparently hammered a bunch of nails through a 2x4 and placed it well into his yard where they had been driving. He said that one night not much later, a car had to be towed from it. How Repairman Jack of him.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 17:48 |
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Baronjutter posted:http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/elderly-passenger-tosses-coins-into-plane-s-engine-grounding-9329292?view=DEFAULT Or tell elderly people that if they want to throw coins for good luck they should throw them in a cup inside the cabin (which will then go into the crew's booze fund).
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 18:19 |
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https://giant.gfycat.com/AfraidDismalClumber.webm
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 20:36 |
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It's always so weird seeing cars not stopping at crossings like that.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 20:38 |
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Would be nice to keep rich people from buying their babies passports to less lovely countries while at the same time making it a bit easier for people trying to escape war zones to immigrate and actually contribute to society rather than just stuff college admin's pockets with sweet sweet cash.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 21:12 |
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This is just the best.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 21:22 |
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The wait paid off.
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 21:25 |
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1. Scooter in crosswalk 2. not wearing helmet
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 23:18 |
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I love the way that nothing at all led to the the post falling over. Like it wasn't hit by a car, there wasn't or storm or anything, it wasn't old and rusting... it just fell over. I guess somehow it spontaneously became self-aware and this so overwhelmed it with a sense of existential chabuduo that it collapsed on the spot.
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 01:12 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I love the way that nothing at all led to the the post falling over. Like it wasn't hit by a car, there wasn't or storm or anything, it wasn't old and rusting... it just fell over. I guess somehow it spontaneously became self-aware and this so overwhelmed it with a sense of existential chabuduo that it collapsed on the spot. It's like how in Japan objects that have reached their 100th birthday become alive and self-aware, but in China they hit 6 months, collapse, and die.
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 01:23 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I love the way that nothing at all led to the the post falling over. Like it wasn't hit by a car, there wasn't or storm or anything, it wasn't old and rusting... it just fell over. I guess somehow it spontaneously became self-aware and this so overwhelmed it with a sense of existential chabuduo that it collapsed on the spot. look again, it was clearly the mouse pointer
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 02:58 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:14 |
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Bajaj did you get your saat sabzi for Diwali? Or is that only a Sindi thing? I ate a bunch of leftover sabzi today with puri. Also chawal kheer. And I've had at least 30 "pan bites" since Wednesday... not as good as real pan, but it's only $2.50 for a box of 60.
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