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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

ExplodingSims posted:

There never was any plan to fly out there. Driving was the only option.

Don't let him crawl on the loving hood and tune the engine while you're on the highway.

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Don't let him crawl on the loving hood and tune the engine while you're on the highway without livestreaming it.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Don't let him crawl on the loving hood and tune the engine while you're on the highway without a can of silver spraypaint and a gopro on the hood

Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried
Since when was this automotive sanity.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Thus has just been one long chain of successive correct decisions imho

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my victory butter

Pollyzoid
Nov 2, 2010

GRUUAGH you say?
I've followed the journey from the beginning and without even knowing anything about cars, hearing the truck run now is loving glorious :bisonyes:

Good job 14"

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
How does the exhaust work? I missed that bit, other than the manifold was in the way of the brake lever. And there's always the option of just not run anything bolted to the heads, which is only slightly more annoying than open pipes.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Oct 21, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Delivery McGee posted:

How does the exhaust work? I missed that bit.

WHAT?

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

So my edit was right, then.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Minsk - the shore of Transcendence

https://youtu.be/GEbbFq20UCE

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

You got me to cackle out loud in glee, Dick.

gently caress yeah, Trukk. Good work.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Pretty sure the exhaust is routed right into the cab.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

angryrobots posted:

Byron Georgia. About 20hrs drive time out

Recieved at 7.26am

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Delivery McGee posted:

How does the exhaust work?

It vents waste gases from the engine. Sometimes, even in the right places!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Clouds are so dark I need the lights on. Wind so strong it keeps ripping the door free.

Nebraska knows I'm leaving.

It's afraid.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Just started raining and I heard thunder

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Love

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DICK DICER posted:

Just started raining and I heard thunder

That's probably the butter hitting your gut

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Rhyno posted:

That's probably the butter hitting your gut

"I hear the butter echoing tonight
But Sims hears only whispers of some quiet beans & chowder
He's coming in, 12:30 drive
The moonlit winds reflect the storm that guides me towards salvation
I stopped an old doggo along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient remedies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, shits waiting there in you"


"It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that an immodium or two could ever do
I pass the gas down in Valentine
Gonna take some time to eat the things I never should"

Rime fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Oct 21, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Is that Potions by Puscifer

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Me irl

https://youtu.be/gE6lohKcDmQ

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

DICK DICER posted:

Just started raining and I heard thunder

Ooh, a thunderstorm, you're getting the full Great Plains experience. Hopefully no tornadoes.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Delivery McGee posted:

Ooh, a thunderstorm, you're getting the full Great Plains experience. Hopefully no tornadoes.

I lost a tree and a big lilac bush in Wisconsin this year. Been a rough year for windy storms everywhere I guess. Fewer tornadoes than 2014, though, which had a bazillion within like 20 miles in a month or two span.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Truck idles good Map disconnected, but noise and clunking from the transmission. Dies with Map plugged in Wheels still off, not a test drive yet. Where is the fill or inspection port for fluid level on a Muncie 420

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

do you still have two split rims to do?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Leperflesh posted:

do you still have two split rims to do?

Ffffffuck that

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

DICK DICER posted:

Truck idles good Map disconnected, but noise and clunking from the transmission. Dies with Map plugged in Wheels still off, not a test drive yet. Where is the fill or inspection port for fluid level on a Muncie 420
I think it's on the passenger side, square plug.
e: yeah, square plug on the big hump in the casting

Hypnolobster fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Oct 21, 2017

Chopsy
Dec 27, 2005

GUNS GUNS GUNS
BIKES BIKES
YOUR MOM
Oh Jesus, this is so good. I'm trying to explain to my girlfriend why I'm spending so much time cackling at my laptop instead of doing my boyfriendly duties over here, and I'm unable to summarize this entire story without going off on 20 tangents; are there any good summaries so far in this thread?

Also, I literally read more than 80 pages of this yesterday, so I missed some details. Are you finally back on your own bike or are you on a loaner because Greyhound just lost it for good?

edit: holy poo poo almost 200 pages guys jesus loving hell

Chopsy fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Oct 21, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Chopsy posted:

Oh Jesus, this is so good. I'm trying to explain to my girlfriend why I'm spending so much time cackling at my laptop instead of doing my boyfriendly duties over here, and I'm unable to summarize this entire story without going off on 20 tangents; are there any good summaries so far in this thread?

They bought a truck. There are bad decisions ITT.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Hypnolobster posted:

I think it's on the passenger side, square plug.
e: standby



Yeah, fill hole is the square plug lower center. Reportedly the oil should be 1/2 inch below the hole when cold.

Reference

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Chopsy posted:

Oh Jesus, this is so good. I'm trying to explain to my girlfriend why I'm spending so much time cackling at my laptop instead of doing my boyfriendly duties over here, and I'm unable to summarize this entire story without going off on 20 tangents; are there any good summaries so far in this thread?

Also, I literally read more than 80 pages of this yesterday, so I missed some details. Are you finally back on your own bike or are you on a loaner because Greyhound just lost it for good?

edit: holy poo poo almost 200 pages guys jesus loving hell

He has his own bike.

Chopsy
Dec 27, 2005

GUNS GUNS GUNS
BIKES BIKES
YOUR MOM
The points so far as I can see them; if you could help me put them all in the right order and fill in points maybe i can help with a summary:

2016:
-___ found a dump truck! In...Nebraska?
-14 Inch Dick!
- ___ found a van and drove it there!
- ...van motor fits in the truck? Van is home now?
-a jeep is on fire?
-the truck starts!
-gets too cold, Dick goes west for the winter!

2017
-Dick is ready!
-Things happen!
-Greyhoundpocalypse!
-many events happen to get Dick to the truck!
-did the greyhound package get anywhere?
-how did we get a popup trailer?
-lots of paypals and tools and sleeping bags and a god drat water heater

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Oooooo, Nutella!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


I can smell that from here.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Luckily there was only about a quart in there

Deceptor101
Jul 7, 2007

What fun is a project if it doesn't at least slightly ruin your life?
As someone who drives a SM420 somewhat regularly, it's always going to be a bit clunky. Clunky without moving no, but it's not a refined transmission.

If need be a rebuild kit for these things is $150 or so and can be done with a hammer and a few large screwdrivers. Looks like changing the fluid is a good start though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Chopsy posted:

The points so far as I can see them; if you could help me put them all in the right order and fill in points maybe i can help with a summary:

2016:
-Exploding sims found a dump truck! In...Montana I believe

Has it transported to DJ danno's place

-14 Inch Dick! volunteers to work on it, in exchange for sexual favours food, lodging etc.

- Exploding sims found a van and drove it there!

- ...van motor fits in the truck? Van is home now? If by home you mean either sitting in field still or (maybe) crushed in to a little cube, yes

-a jeep is on fire? It burned for a few weeks, before melting to a pile of ash.

-the truck starts! yes

-gets too cold, Dick goes west for the winter! yes

2017
-Dick is ready! Mostly

-Things happen!

-Greyhoundpocalypse! gently caress them

-many events happen to get Dick to the truck! Tremek buys dick trailer, drives him to the field, with some misadventures I think

-did the greyhound package get anywhere? Eventually

-how did we get a popup trailer? Tremek and another goon split on the cost. Possibly a few other goons chipped in too.

-lots of paypals and tools and sleeping bags and a god drat water heater Yes


I've got a few questions:
I guess the SBC bolted right up to the truck's original bellhousing? How about flywheel? Clutch? were they replaced? I binge read a lot of this stuff a few weeks after the new year, when our hero had migrated to warmer climes for the winter and may have missed some poo poo.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Oct 21, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

wesleywillis posted:

I've got a few questions:
I guess the SBC bolted right up to the truck's original bellhousing? How about flywheel? Clutch? were they replaced? I binge read a lot of this stuff a few weeks after the new year, when our hero had migrated to warmer climes for the winter and may have missed some poo poo.

Yeah they were replaced but I don't know if I'm being paranoid or if this is A Bad Thing

https://youtu.be/VBysucd-dDc

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

DICK DICER posted:

Yeah they were replaced but I don't know if I'm being paranoid or if this is A Bad Thing

https://youtu.be/VBysucd-dDc

The noise or lack of lower cover? Both probably bad.

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