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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dagen H posted:

Before you leave the State of Nebraska: does Dave have anything left on his SNAP card?

Like $2.

Trailer and bitrucko combo total weight 18.6k

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Pancake toner level indicator

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





"ONCE"

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



14" at the pancake printer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
2 pancakes is not 1 serving :mad:

WHICH WAY MADNESS
Apr 28, 2009

You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

spog posted:

How is that not exciting?
It's a marvel of the modern age

Add a pair of tits to it and you've got my perfect sunday morning

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

DICK DICER posted:

Like $2.

Trailer and bitrucko combo total weight 18.6k

That puts the weight of the truck in the 9-10k range. I would have liked to help, but that is definitely a job for a 1 ton dually.

Hats off to angryrobots for stepping up big time.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


rdb posted:

That puts the weight of the truck in the 9-10k range. I would have liked to help, but that is definitely a job for a 1 ton dually.

Hats off to angryrobots for stepping up big time.

I think the truck its self is the 7K range, but we've also got 3 people, 1500lbs of tools, old tires, and other junk wringing the weight total up as well.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Yeah, that's a bit overkill if they were going for emphasis--they'd already embossed the word, so they didn't need quotes.

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016

DICK DICER posted:

Trailer and bitrucko combo total weight 18.6k

Oh, geeze you guys are superleggera

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

Well, on one hand it sucks not getting the sure to be hilarious chapter of the truck driving to FL on its own power. But, on the other it really fits the thread and is equally hilarious just how much resources, time and adventures went in to duct taping the truck together enough to drive on a trailer.

Looking forward to Dick goes to Space Camp though.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

whodatwhere posted:

Well, on one hand it sucks not getting the sure to be hilarious chapter of the truck driving to FL on its own power. But, on the other it really fits the thread and is equally hilarious just how much resources, time and adventures went in to duct taping the truck together enough to drive on a trailer.

Looking forward to Dick goes to Space Camp though.

It was the best of decisions, it was the worst of decisions

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Things would have broken down in the middle of freezing rain nowhere and cannibalism would have been utilized as the truck sides were burned for warmth and cooking. Stupid trailer.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Elephanthead posted:

Things would have broken down in the middle of freezing rain nowhere and cannibalism would have been utilized as the truck sides were burned for warmth and cooking. Stupid trailer.

Lmao like I'm not already considering my options preemptively

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Larry if you read this in the front seat there you smell delicious

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Dagen H posted:

Before you leave the State of Nebraska: does Dave have anything left on his SNAP card?

SNAP cards don't stop working at state lines.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

n0tqu1tesane posted:

SNAP cards don't stop working at state lines.

I see. Never tried using mine out of state.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Robots is already over the flies that piled in with us in Valentine


Good luck motherfucker. Only the strongest and smartest are left.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
let me know when you are in town folks im like 3-4 blocks from OBT

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

DICK DICER posted:

Larry if you read this in the front seat there you smell delicious

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Those flies were hardened in the crucible of panther piss.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

sneakyfrog posted:

let me know when you are in town folks im like 3-4 blocks from OBT

You know they could cover that distance in about ten seconds right

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
We just crossed into Misery

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
I hear they love company

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




spog posted:

How is that not exciting?
It's a marvel of the modern age

Add a pair of tits to it and you've got my perfect sunday morning




:confused:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Now picture the convoluted emergency room explanation

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Now picture the convoluted emergency room explanation

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Those aren't pancake tits.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE




Welcome to the midwest. This all of it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims posted:



Welcome to the midwest. This all of it.

And flies

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Dagen H posted:

Those aren't pancake tits.

Pretend I posted a picture of Maggie Gyllenhaal here.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Robots after rolling the windows down "IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK IN HERE"

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


BIGFOOTS 14 INCH DICK

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
14 INCH DICKFOOT

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
14 FOOT DICKINCH

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





DICK DICER posted:

Robots after rolling the windows down "IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK IN HERE"

Who opened the Sex Panther?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dave IS the sex panther.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Paul Rudd just bottled Dave's farts for the movie.

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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


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