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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Sexy Dora coming at ya! Produced by Michael Bay!

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


DarkSol posted:

I would legit listen to a podcast of this. :allears:

:same:

I don't know much about sciencing but I'm always interested to listen to legit sciencers about bad science.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

CelticPredator posted:

Sexy Dora coming at ya! Produced by Michael Bay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U
Coincidentally, Ariel Winter can probably play an actually sexy Dora now.

Or let Butch Hartman do it for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d8GZrN0ac&t=28s

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


That's not a huge departure. There already a sequel animated series where she's a tween in the city with Diego.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I just realized who is probably going to be teenage Dora. It's Isabela Moner from Transformers 5, who just turned 16.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsociSMChs

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Well the dude did make Danny Phantom so he is an expert at this kind of thing.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Considering I'm too old and have no kids, the only thing I know about Dora is she's a professional explorer

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The Mexican girl at work said Dora doesn't speak proper Mexican.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

The Mexican girl at work said Dora doesn't speak proper Mexican.

She just means that if Dora were truly Mexican, she'd start and end all her sentences with "pinché" and "whey"

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

CelticPredator posted:

Sexy Dora coming at ya! Produced by Michael Bay!

Swiper no swiping left!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



can't wait for 16 yo dora and her discovery of the romeo+juliet law

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

can't wait for 16 yo dora and her discovery of the romeo+juliet law

The Dora movie basically being Hard Candy but with her trapping and destroying Hollywood magnates would rule.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Neo Rasa posted:

The Dora movie basically being Hard Candy but with her trapping and destroying Hollywood magnates would rule.

Well if it's a Bay movie then the guy is one of the heroes

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I loosely recall some parents freaking out over the teased character design of an older Dora that they'd be oversexualising a child.

Considering I think this was in the era when Bratz was still huge, they might have had a point.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Inescapable Duck posted:

I loosely recall some parents freaking out over the teased character design of an older Dora that they'd be oversexualising a child.

Considering I think this was in the era when Bratz was still huge, they might have had a point.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think this was in reaction to the silhouette, though that design does look familiar.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

FlamingLiberal posted:

I still don’t know why I saw The Core in a theater. Granted, it’s so dumb it makes The Day After Tomorrow with the murder wolves and President Dick Cheney look genius by comparison.

I legit love The Core. It's great in how bad it is and I love how you can see the fringes of a moderately implausible script outline that got magnified to silliness by the screenwriter at some point. I mean a static storm becomes a scene where a stone coliseum explodes. How great is that?


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh my god you guys, please go see Geostorm. It's so delightfully stupid in every way. I was laughing through most of it.

This is incredibly true. I can't stress just how much fun this was to see. It's hands down the dumbest movie I've seen that was made in earnest. At some point in this fictional world, a conversation like this had to have occurred: "So... I shaved off 15 tons through some really novel fabrication techniques and I got more efficient with the engines, which shaved another 5 tons. And you said 'If you can save 20 tons you can have it'. So... can I put a death ray on the satellite? I promise I won't ever use it but I really want it. And you promised."
"...ok".

Unmatched glorious stupidity. Incredible.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U
Coincidentally, Ariel Winter can probably play an actually sexy Dora now.

Or let Butch Hartman do it for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d8GZrN0ac&t=28s

"I haven't seen you since... I was this many."

Don't know anything about Dora (my 5-year old nephew is already in the 'that's for girls' phase), but that got me.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

ruddiger posted:

She just means that if Dora were truly Mexican, she'd start and end all her sentences with "pinché" and "whey"

That's "güey", dude.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Does Dora the Explorer still have the framing device of being 'set' in a computer game, with the mouse cursor occasionally appearing on screen to click on things? Makes me wonder if it's a logical progression from there to kids all watching Let's Plays instead of TV.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Speaking of geo storm

http://r29.co/2zFqii9


quote:

"After working a 12-hour day performing stunts for his new movie Geostorm, Gerard Butler relied on a controversial holistic treatment to release his muscle strain — and he ended up in the hospital.

The treatment is called Apitherapy, or Bee Venom Therapy, and involves a patient being injected with the venom of multiple bee stings. Proponents of the therapy, like fellow star and goop-founder Gwyneth Paltrow, say that anti-inflammatory agents in bee venom help with such conditions as multiple sclerosis, rheumatoid arthritis, bacterial infections, and muscle strain."

*5 seconds later*

"That didn't stop the star from going back for another round of treatments after being released from the hospital four days later. He told Lorraine that he thought he had just gone overboard the first time, and decided to give it a second try. But he ended up in the hospital after his second treatment, too."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

To think that Gwynneth Paltrow was almost the Andy Dick to Gerard Butler's Phil Hartman.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I get all my medical advice from Gwyneth Paltrow, a known lunatic.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gonz posted:

I get all my medical advice from Gwyneth Paltrow, a known lunatic.

I can't see the word "goop" without a keyboard.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


Lmao. What an idiot.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
...goop? How do you found "goop"?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Calaveron posted:

...goop? How do you found "goop"?

Exert white privilege and put a flag on it.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

To think that Gwynneth Paltrow was almost the Andy Dick to Gerard Butler's Phil Hartman.

Who would've punched her in the face? Jennifer Aniston?

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Reminds me of this scene from King of the Hill with Dale (don't mind the lovely video quality).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPulYBUum2c

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Calaveron posted:

...goop? How do you found "goop"?

Goop is just an elaborate ARG that will reveal Stark Enterprise will be responsible for creating the MCU symbiote.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Who would've punched her in the face? Jennifer Aniston?

No, still Jon Lovitz.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phylodox posted:

No, still Jon Lovitz.

I want a TV series based on Jon Lovitz wandering the earth like Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, punching various people in the face

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I want a TV series based on Jon Lovitz wandering the earth like Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, punching various people in the face

I'd settle on a season where he hunts down Andy Dick each episode and mercilessly punches him in the face.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Polanski has another accuser who was 10 at the time. Hopefully the fawning biopic we're all afraid of is rapidly disappearing.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


More anime Godzilla with a new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwAbBI0r5o

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I want a TV series based on Jon Lovitz wandering the earth like Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, punching various people in the face

He's got to play it like Bart Bookman in Southland Tales or that guy getting broken up at the beginning of Happiness . Like indignation and rage just coming out.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
edit: I'm a moron!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Inescapable Duck posted:

Does Dora the Explorer still have the framing device of being 'set' in a computer game, with the mouse cursor occasionally appearing on screen to click on things? Makes me wonder if it's a logical progression from there to kids all watching Let's Plays instead of TV.

There's a show on the Disney Channel called Parker Plays that is about the life of a Let's Play youtube star.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Galpi6Ij62o

It's not bad.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

FCKGW posted:

There's a show on the Disney Channel called Parker Plays that is about the life of a Let's Play youtube star.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Galpi6Ij62o

It's not bad.

Can't wait for the season finale when he shouts a horrible racial slur live on stream

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Snowman was soooooooo loving boring. It was filmed/set in Norway, so there's a bunch of gorgeous scenery of a place that doesn't appear in many theatrically released movies in America, so that's cool, but really it's just a bland mystery movie with beautiful backdrops.

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