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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
God drat it. I want to convoy to Florida.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

ExplodingSims posted:

Stopped a rest stop since someone failed to steal the pancake printer.

The have a combination diner/gas station/tattoo parlor/ fireworks store.

And a separate boot store on tip that.

Yup. That's missouri.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

gently caress did you guys leave Missouri already? Is it too late to stop and get a Walnut Bowl? or visit the Candy Factory or the Precious Moments museum & chapel?

I know you didn't take I-44 at all but those loving billboards are burned into my memory from countless childhood trips and I imagine there must have been equivalent signage on your route

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah in Mt Vernon heading for Nashville

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Hope you have better weather than when I drove that route a couple of years ago. Torrential rain for 8 hours and the occasional tornado was a bit fatiguing

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

slothrop posted:

Hope you have better weather than when I drove that route a couple of years ago. Torrential rain for 8 hours and the occasional tornado was a bit fatiguing

Maybe for pussies

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Man I'll show that F5 what an F14 can do


....hiiighwaaay to tha danger zone

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

DICK DICER posted:

Man I'll show that F5 what an F14 can do


....hiiighwaaay to tha danger zone

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
TURN LEFT GOOSE, NOOOO

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I think y'all are missing the more important thing in the fine print, which is that they apparently need 12 hours notice to prepare this monstrosity. So if you're gonna do this challenge, you've got 12 hours to prepare/consider the life decisions you've made that led you to this point.

It's only like 2300 calories of gravy. and a few grams of sodium.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I think y'all are missing the more important thing in the fine print, which is that they apparently need 12 hours notice to prepare this monstrosity. So if you're gonna do this challenge, you've got 12 hours to prepare/consider the life decisions you've made that led you to this point.

That's bullshit. Any restaurant with a gluttony challenge should be able to serve it on demand, given an hour or so of preparation time.

Tofu Survivor
Nov 4, 2011

Contrary to popular belief, soy is not an effective zombie deterrent.
What the hell are you supposed to soak up a half gallon of gravy with, anyway? There's barely a solid food component to that challenge.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Tofu Survivor posted:

What the hell are you supposed to soak up a half gallon of gravy with, anyway? There's barely a solid food component to that challenge.

What do you mean? You chug that poo poo straight from the bowl.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Tofu Survivor posted:

What the hell are you supposed to soak up a half gallon of gravy with, anyway? There's barely a solid food component to that challenge.

I think it said there were 7 biscuits underneath it.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Tofu Survivor posted:

What the hell are you supposed to soak up a half gallon of gravy with, anyway? There's barely a solid food component to that challenge.

That is Sausage Gravy, which is more solid than liquid.

Tofu Survivor
Nov 4, 2011

Contrary to popular belief, soy is not an effective zombie deterrent.

Deteriorata posted:

I think it said there were 7 biscuits underneath it.

That is a lot of gravy though, man. Like imagine someone dumping out a half gallon of milk over your plate and realize it's 6 ounces more than that.

Dannywilson posted:

That is Sausage Gravy, which is more solid than liquid.

I'm familiar with it but I still wouldn't have a very good time trying to consume that much of it by itself. Then again, I suppose that's where the challenge is.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The phrase "ten-gallon butt plug" for some reason springs to mind.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It does need more hash browns, sausage gravy over hash browns is some of the best poo poo every, second to cream chipped beef though.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Eggs and sausage on a biscuit with hashbrowns on the side and the whole thing drowned in gravy is basically the most delicious thing in the world. gently caress outta here with that poo poo on a shingle crap.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

angryrobots posted:

Man with all that poo poo them people been sending you they shoulda sent you one of them pairs of activated charcoal underwear. And you can quote me on that.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Man. All yall talking about gravy breakfasts and not even going to mention the best breakfast to go with it?

Country fried steak, eggs, hash browns, and toast.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
ahem - chicken fried steak.

I never heard it called country fried before I moved to Florida.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims posted:

Man. All yall talking about gravy breakfasts and not even going to mention the best breakfast to go with it?

I believe you mean a cigarette washed down with hatred and Jim Beam

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

ahem - chicken fried steak.

I never heard it called country fried before I moved to Florida.

That's because Southerners are too dumb to figure out that chicken-fried steak isn't chicken.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



ExplodingSims posted:

Man. All yall talking about gravy breakfasts and not even going to mention the best breakfast to go with it?

Country fried steak, eggs, hash browns, and toast.

drat loving right.



Best I've ever had in the teton mountain range, just south of Yellowstone.

I still dream about that breakfast.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

I believe you mean a cigarette washed down with hatred and Jim Beam

Are you guys going to gonzo it all the way to Florida non-stop now or are you going to stop for the night? You should be about to Paducah or thereabouts by now.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Mr. Nice! posted:

ahem - chicken fried steak.

I never heard it called country fried before I moved to Florida.

It's not super consistent but theoretically I think chicken fried = deep fried, country fried = pan fried.

Chicken fried is superior.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter
Well apparently it's only about 15 minutes of eating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w66tiuWZjFE

e: 15 minutes of video, like 7 minutes of eating. gently caress

Gay Nudist Dad fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Oct 24, 2017

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Pham Nuwen posted:

It's not super consistent but theoretically I think chicken fried = deep fried, country fried = pan fried.

Chicken fried is superior.
I think they only call it that so people don't think they're ordering chicken.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Deteriorata posted:

Are you guys going to gonzo it all the way to Florida non-stop now or are you going to stop for the night? You should be about to Paducah or thereabouts by now.

We March For Atlanta :black101:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Hotlanta is a tad outta your way there sherman. :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Hotlanta is a tad outta your way there sherman. :v:

Is it though

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

Is it though



Looks like you'll hit Monteagle Mountain about 4AM. That will be an interesting experience.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Oh... I always think atlanta is way farther east. Oops.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

https://youtu.be/30-h9SGTdds

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Plinkey posted:

It does need more hash browns, sausage gravy over hash browns

I see someone knows their Waffle House hash browns.

... damnit. I'm tempted to call in an order of just hash browns to waffle house right now. There's one a mile and a half away from me.


Wrong slice of the pie there, you meant to point to the next one right? The 31%?

Rhyno posted:

God drat it. I want to convoy to Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Oct 24, 2017

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gay Nudist Dad posted:

Well apparently it's only about 15 minutes of eating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w66tiuWZjFE

e: 15 minutes of video, like 7 minutes of eating. gently caress

Yeah, pro eaters are a whole 'nother leave. When you chug as much water as you possibly can to streach out your stomach and get it used to taking in like 10 lbs of food, um, i guess you're an athlete.

But most of them are really in shape, but they don't practice by eating though, which is why the fat guy always loses.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Wrong slice of the pie there, you meant to point to the next one right? The 31%?

That's straight off the EPA website, man.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Fat guy (well, chunky now... I'm down 50 pounds) checking in, can confirm. I can't eat a lot in one sitting - I eat little enough that my mom always bitches at me about "eating like a bird".

.... I just eat 3 or 4 small meals a day. If I tried one of those challenges, I'd probably puke before I got a quarter of the way through.

angryrobots posted:

Previously unidentified, this major source of a contributing greenhouse gas was initially believed to come from many distributed sources. It can now be studied by top men in the climate effects community.

I don't think you want to be the top man when methane is involved.

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