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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:
seems to be compromised sites offering fake flash updates.
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scottch posted:seems to be compromised sites offering fake flash updates. equifax really is the gift that keeps on giving, ain't it
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oops https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/922916511173394432
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also this one https://twitter.com/samknight1/status/922954305400918016
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in other news https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/922950327959158785
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quote:This dude hacked a butt plug — and that's a lot more alarming than it sounds gently caress it, nothing will ever beat this caption.
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i dont like this current version of the internet where people use a two minute video to say absolutely nothing
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Aren't you alarmed? You should be alarmed because of this alarming development
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https://internetofdon.gs/
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Thanks Ants posted:i dont like this current version of the internet where people use a two minute video to say absolutely nothing you're basically saying "i don't like now this" i agree my bitter bi rival posted:shes gotta go. because she was defeated?
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Thanks Ants posted:i dont like this current version of the internet where people use a two minute video to say absolutely nothing its just reversion to the mean, in the old days your modem would take 2 minutes to load someone's all text post that took forever to say absolutely nothing
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fishmech posted:its just reversion to the mean, in the old days your modem would take 2 minutes to load someone's all text post that took forever to say absolutely nothing straight from the expert folks 
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Lutha Mahtin posted:straight from the expert folks Harsh but fair
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of course teledoldonics had to have a rape component given the average computer toucher's avarice towards women
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idk if i'd call it "hacking", the protocol is already well-documented and it uses completely unprotected BTLE ask me about my buttplug purchase yospos e: here's the protocol if anyone's interested, it was actually known long before this particular toy was even released since they've used the same drat protocol for all their products, the only thing they changed was using BTLE instead of regular bluetooth-as-a-serial-port https://lovesense-docs.readthedocs.io/en/latest/protocol.html Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:ask me about my buttplug purchase yospos Tell us about your butt plug purchase, forums poster ate all the Oreos. ate all the Oreos posted:e: here's the protocol if anyone's interested, it was actually known long before this particular toy was even released since they've used the same drat protocol for all their products, the only thing they changed was using BTLE instead of regular bluetooth-as-a-serial-port The unironic use of colons and semi colons on commands sent to a butt plug is just perfect.
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the last time it came up in this thread i bought one and now i own one, i guess it's not actually that interesting a story  the actual app for it is complete garbage, like it crashes or randomly disconnects, and it requires you to do everything over it (including its own hand-made chat program and other terrible ideas). there's also a group of hobbyists who have written an entire generic buttplug control protocol that can federate between heterogenous teledildonic systems and then translate down into the particular protocol each actual device speaks on the client which is, uh, neat i guess? like XMPP for your butt
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ate all the Oreos posted:the last time it came up in this thread i bought one and now i own one, i guess it's not actually that interesting a story I assume the chat program is between users and not that the buttplug has a built in speaker.
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Zil posted:I assume the chat program is between users and not that the buttplug has a built in speaker. yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? you can also pair it with your spotify account and stream music directly to your rear end
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? Now streaming Darude - Sandstorm
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ate all the Oreos posted:the last time it came up in this thread i bought one and now i own one, i guess it's not actually that interesting a story Not the cyberpunk future I expected but buttpunk has a ring to it.
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? Oh my god it's a way to make yosposters talk out of their rear end even more than they already do
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? God bless you.
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apseudonym posted:Not the cyberpunk future I expected but buttpunk has a ring to it. Butt rock is already a thing. E.g.: Nickelback.
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ate all the Oreos posted:like XMPP for your butt Ok seriously mods new thread title please.
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XMpoopoo
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? yes
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RFC 42069: BPCP
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Wasabi the J posted:Butt rock is already a thing. E.g.: Nickelback. Wrong kind of buttplay
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ate all the Oreos posted:the last time it came up in this thread i bought one and now i own one, i guess it's not actually that interesting a story this sounds like a joke that spiraled way out of control
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Meat Beat Agent posted:XMpoopoo
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ate all the Oreos posted:there's also a group of hobbyists who have written an entire generic buttplug control protocol that can federate between heterogenous teledildonic systems and then translate down into the particular protocol each actual device speaks on the client which is, uh, neat i guess? holy gently caress, this future is incredible
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redleader posted:holy gently caress, this future is incredible here's the protocol if y'all are interested https://metafetish.github.io/buttplug/#the-buttplug-sex-toy-control-standard idk if this counts as  but i'll tag it just in case? it's just texte: quote:I could probably call this project something neutral like STCS, but I've been referring to computer controlled sex toys as "Internet Buttplugs" for years, and that's what influenced the name of this project. i mean this guy seems pretty rad imo 
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in other news kaspersky said their antivirus downloaded the contractors files completely automatically and once they realised what they were dealing with they deleted them, making the whole thing an accident
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so it's what everyone knew had happened
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Meat Beat Agent posted:XMpoopoo
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