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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This, uh, kills the crab

https://i.imgur.com/JjjDHwu.mp4

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How is that easier than paying a 10 year old pennies a day to pull the legs off?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

I love how grotesque our food industry is once you look behind the curtains. Just these utterly nightmarish machines taking animals apart

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Now post the one used on chickens.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I created my own algorithm

I call it... fart sort

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Crabs aren't supposed to do this. They're probably in a huge amount of pain and are going to be end up being unable to walk. This is abuse

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Zzulu posted:

I love how grotesque our food industry is once you look behind the curtains. Just these utterly nightmarish machines taking animals apart

This is used as horror when it's done on humans by aliens or whatever but here it's just 'lol okay slurp slurp'.

makes u think

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nickiepoo posted:

This is used as horror when it's done on humans by aliens or whatever but here it's just 'lol okay slurp slurp'.

makes u think

Quake 4 had a whole sequence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhYj5KlDlNo

I suppose it's probably :nws:/:nms: depending on your feelings on 2005 video game gore.

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Azhais posted:

Quake 4 had a whole sequence!

And Prey in 2006 iirc

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/3yAzXvD.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/gIIvvWF.gifv

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



zoux posted:

This, uh, kills the crab

They seem to be dead already...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdmIe6qVG6I

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Portal 3 or half life 3?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Ron Jeremy posted:

Portal 3 or half life 3?

A Machine for Crabs.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Syndicate

Vorkosigan
Mar 28, 2012



https://gifsound.com/?gifv=JjjDHwu&v=5IpYOF4Hi6Q&s=8

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=JjjDHwu&v=Tdc-UU2hVrs&s=18

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
^^ is naked news still a thing?

Kennel posted:


Syndicate

the best game

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/coJ784R.gifv



Killer Klowns From Outer Space is getting a sequal, due out next year.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I feel like painting the whole thing takes away from the cool pumpkin-ness of it. Still cool though.

Here, have... this.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Olive! posted:

I feel like painting the whole thing takes away from the cool pumpkin-ness of it. Still cool though.

:agreed:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/UdVqW9M.gifv

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Ghostlight posted:

Crabs aren't supposed to do this. They're probably in a huge amount of pain and are going to be end up being unable to walk. This is abuse

What was this original quote in reference to? Was it the bird walking into the chocolate fountain from some movie or something else?

Wooper
Oct 16, 2006

Champion draGoon horse slayer. Making Lancers weep for their horsies since 2011. Viva Dickbutt.
Putting socks on a cat or some dumb poo poo like that. Pretty sure it was about a cat gif.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Kheldarn posted:

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is getting a sequal, due out next year.

Awesome

https://i.imgur.com/DlvjjMv.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/c21vQlu.gifv

If anyone's a fan of quality horror productions and hasn't seent it yet, give Killer Klowns From Outer Space your consideration this Halloween.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Wooper posted:

Putting socks on a cat or some dumb poo poo like that. Pretty sure it was about a cat gif.

It was about forcing dogs to walk on their hind legs.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Rough Lobster posted:

What was this original quote in reference to? Was it the bird walking into the chocolate fountain from some movie or something else?

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

DryGoods posted:

Awesome

https://i.imgur.com/DlvjjMv.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/c21vQlu.gifv

If anyone's a fan of quality horror productions and hasn't seent it yet, give Killer Klowns From Outer Space your consideration this Halloween.

The only way this sequel is going to be awesome is if it uses practical effects like the original did, and I don't see that happening.



Or, cheesy as gently caress effects because they were awesome in the original

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Proteus Jones posted:

In the comments:



https://i.imgur.com/kcdaEVL.mp4

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Jesus... if it wasn't for the dozen other games that came out/are coming out this month, I'd totally jump back into Dauntless.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Kheldarn posted:

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is getting a sequal, due out next year.

I'll believe it when I see it; every handful of years the Chiodo Bros announce that they are working on something (a sequel movie, a Netflix miniseries, a handful of other things), and it always falls through. Hell, their DVD release has a line where they hope it will inspire others to get the ball rolling. I love the movie, but I feel like they need to read the writing on the wall.


(is it OK to in-line gyphy links? And why is it so tiny?)

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Oct 26, 2017

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Doggo there is like 84% head. Really impressive.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

:dong: yesss

"Dauntless is a co-op, action RPG coming to PC"

:gizz: YESSSSS

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

I like the hosed up music in this version.
http://gifsound.com/?gifv=JjjDHwu&v=N9-7uLg-DZU&s=25

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

What's the story behind this?

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

BMS posted:

What's the story behind this?

Thats the mating dance of the wild jet

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Pretty sure a wing wag is just a friendly greeting in jetspeak.

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