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Theme park goon, you're going away for a very long time
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Solice Kirsk posted:That dude must have the healthiest gut bacteria in the world then. Like an intestinal system packed with billions of 1970's Jack LaLannes. Holy poo poo this! As disturbing as the content is, the only thing that I kept thinking when it ended was, "Those cuts are going to get really infected".
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:17 |
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mfcrocker posted:Theme park goon, you're going away for a very long time Assuming it isn't someone cribbing a real story for a fake confession, admitting it in even an anonymous fashion openly where anyone could forward it along to the county DA's office was reeaal dumb since it might contain details that only the actual perv would know (did any news stories mention a popcorn purchase, for example). So yeah, probably. e: and I'm kind of inclined to believe it's not a pretender because of the way he tries to downplay his perversion by saying he didn't know it was a minor since come the gently caress on there's no way anyone thinks a 13yo girl is 18+. ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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quote:I am secretly controlling events from behind the scenes to torpedo the Anonymous Confession thread. Honestly I had no problem with the domestic-violence derail, that was p tame for GBS and this thread doesn't need any help being torpedoed really, thanks for the content quote:I drink a lot. And I hate to submit this, cause you guys can get pretty vitriolic. But understandably, because goons are hard-headed on listening to advice. Go to rehab alkie goon If you're drinking ten shots a day and AA isn't helping, rehab would be the next logical step.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 14:57 |
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loquacius posted:Next time there is an epic derail, you know I'll be behind it. Except there haven't been any epic derails that you've caused. loquacius posted:
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 14:59 |
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Pint of hard liquor a day is getting into alcohol withdrawal seizure and delirium tremens territory. Naltrexone is good. There are addiction psychiatrists out there and regular psychiatrists get training in it.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:22 |
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lol puppetmaster goon you're really pathetic bro
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:26 |
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limp_cheese posted:hosed up if true. I try to be the moral compass of these forums. You're welcome.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:27 |
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Jastiger posted:I try to be the moral compass of these forums. That explains a lot.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:40 |
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bradzilla posted:lol puppetmaster goon you're really pathetic bro
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:54 |
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Jastiger posted:I try to be the moral compass of these forums. is that why you're always pointing south
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:58 |
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Was there ever a "correct date format" derail? I don't remember it. That's how good of a puppetmaster you are. You've started one derail that was normal for this thread and tried to start others that didn't get off the ground or no one remembers. I hope you are as competent in your actual life as you are as a puppetmaster.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:06 |
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ReidRansom posted:come the gently caress on there's no way anyone thinks a 13yo girl is 18+. I should clarify, I'm not attracted to her, she's just older looking than 13. I don't want people thinking "13" or "most ghetto chick on earth" are things that get my motor going.
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Lote posted:Pint of hard liquor a day is getting into alcohol withdrawal seizure and delirium tremens territory. Naltrexone is good. There are addiction psychiatrists out there and regular psychiatrists get training in it. What about two pints every other day?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:15 |
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limp_cheese posted:Was there ever a "correct date format" derail? I don't remember it. Worse: Fahrenheit vs Celsius
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:19 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:is that why you're always pointing south The south sucks poo poo let's not loop forums bozo Jastiger in with the south
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:20 |
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Fahrenheit was the right answer btw
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:21 |
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Slugworth posted:I should clarify, I'm not attracted to her, she's just older looking than 13. I don't want people thinking "13" or "most ghetto chick on earth" are things that get my motor going. Too late, howbow dah?
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fruit on the bottom posted:Fahrenheit was the right answer btw It wasn't. Celsius is the one true solution.
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Slugworth posted:I thought that 'cash me outside" girl was over 18, but turns out she's like 13 or something. TLDR; you monster.
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Theophany posted:It wasn't. Celsius is the one true solution. Everything old is new again
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:28 |
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I'm still extremely proud of the temperature-scale derail It's just such a good trolling topic because there are a lot of people out there who are very passionate about the metric system and really don't like the idea that people still use Imperial, and the idea that someone could actually think Imperial is better in any use-case whatsoever blows their minds and in the case of Celsius they can't even articulate why other than "it's metric" and "water is so important to life" If you need a big heated argument to erupt somewhere I'd highly recommend this one
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:44 |
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an airplane can take off if you put it on a giant treadmill
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:52 |
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circumcision is good
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:52 |
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0=1
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XBone has the wrong RAM
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:53 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Everything old is new again I actually just had a heated discussion () about it with somebody over the telephone. Life imitates art.
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Nooner posted:an airplane can take off if you put it on a giant treadmill fite me in irl
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:54 |
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I feel robbed by puppetmaster. If you gonna troll us be really epic, not just fake pushing an abusive partner down the stairs. Next time pull on the heart strings more deeply.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:55 |
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Slugworth posted:I thought that 'cash me outside" girl was over 18, but turns out she's like 13 or something. Iunno dude, I know the extreme ghetto act fuzzes things a bit, but that girl was still clearly not 18. Even being very generous, she isn't/wasn't definitely over 18 and anyone guessing she was that old would be on the fringes of the top end of the guessing range. Basically that margin of error should be throwing huge red flags and she's an oddity anyhow. Theme park ride queue masturbator is almost definitely a podophile paedophile.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:55 |
"I don't tip, ever" thread over
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:01 |
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runupon cracker posted:"I don't tip, ever" lol gently caress i missed that one, possibly the most powerful derailer too
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:03 |
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runupon cracker posted:"I don't tip, ever" It's actually super hosed-up that tipping culture exists to the extent it does in America; it's a sign of how badly our culture treats labor Ideally people should just be paid a fair wage to begin with, rather than their employer shrugging and going "I dunno, ask the customers to pick up the slack if they want to, because I'm sure not doing it" That said there are jobs where people manage to get paid waaaaaay more in tips than they ever would in wages so it is kind of a gray area
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:03 |
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Celsius rules Fahrenheit drools
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:04 |
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anon alkie goon posted:I'm looking into the Sinclair Method, using Naltrexone, or something similar. I've still got to cut back further, but the best part is that you don't have to quit drinking entirely. You can still get a drink when out with friends, as long as you always take the pill first. I don't know if you want to PM me, but I can provide the copy of the Sinclair Method book I got from the C3 Foundation if you'd like. Go ask your doctor to prescribe naltrexone ASAP. (Y'know, as long as you're not on any opioid medication, since it'll completely block them.) Also the objectively correct temperature scale is Rankine. Fight me. vortmax fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Fahrenheit Starts with an F for freedom. Celsius starts with a C for COMMUNISM!! End of argument.
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wesleywillis posted:Fahrenheit Starts with an F for freedom.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:17 |
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Fahrenheit is better, 100 degrees is hot outside, 0 degrees is cold out.
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Nocheez posted:Fahrenheit is better, 100 degrees is hot outside, 0 degrees is cold out. To be fair that's pretty accurate in C, too
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man the puppet master goon's post worked exactly as intended
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