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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation.

APA still uses it for draft (not publication) work. Turabian only changed a few years ago. Almost every teacher out there learned two spaces, and even though most of the style guides have changed to one, nobody buys every edition to follow along.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation.

It's an old habit I learned in typing class!

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


I learned to type by myself on a manual typewriter. Two spaces was the thing in the book that I occasionally referenced, and I think my mom told me that as well or something. As a sidenote, since I taught myself, I type a bit "wrong" and hit the "B" key with my right hand, and I only ever use the left shift. Because of the former, I can't use those split "natural" keyboards. By the time I took a mandatory typing class in high school, we didn't have enough Apple II's to go around, so I took the class on an IBM selectric. I typed faster than the typewriter could go, but it had a memory buffer of some sort, so I got yelled at the first test for not stopping at "time" until I held my hands up and showed that it was still going for another 10-15 seconds or so.

That class was pointless.

This post is not because you can pry my two spaces after a period from my cold dead hands.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
The only reason to learn to type was so you could talk poo poo while playing counterstrike

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
As if not learn to touch type from poo poo talking in MUDs in the early 90s.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Memento posted:

As if not learn to touch type from poo poo talking in MUDs in the early 90s.

Just about to post this.

Eotl 4 lyfe.

Fondly recall the days of sneaking into the computer labs at Stanford on Friday nights and staying until Sunday morning mudding.


Jesus Christ why did my parents let me do that...

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Luckily I'm not that old.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

LingcodKilla posted:

Jesus Christ why did my parents let me do that...

As if you don’t know








:pervert:

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Internet Wizard posted:

Better or worse than somebody I know (a Marine so it's even thread relevant) who puts a space before punctuation?

Checks out . Preparatory command ; command of execution .

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Look at all of these scrubs whose typesetting software doesn't automatically space everything for them. :smugdog:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Memento posted:

As if not learn to touch type from poo poo talking in MUDs in the early 90s.

island of kesmai and dragon realms were my poo poo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation.

I still type most of my posts with two spaces.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
S o m e t i m e s I l i k e t o u s e e x t r a s p a c e s , t o o .

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Naked Bear posted:

Look at all of these scrubs whose typesetting software doesn't automatically space everything for them. :smugdog:

This guy gets it.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

I still type most of my posts with two spaces.

I only stopped doing that recently when a friend who is a copywriter has been trying to get people off the 2-space train. I just got used to doing it from learning on a typewriter.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I never learned two spaces. Nobody ever taught me or corrected me all through school. I blame learning to type playing MUDS on dialup AOL as a kid. Man, I cost my parents a lot of money. Hourly dialup was a racket.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I double space after punctuation. What of it?

Although occasionally, I'll catch myself ending a sentence like this...

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I learned playing FFXI

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

I learned playing FFXI

I did actually learn to type without looking by playing WoW

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i learned by playing quake before i had a mouse

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I wonder if any double-spacers have even noticed that the forums only recognize one of the spaces between sentences.

Test. |One space.
Test. |Two spaces.

Hit quote and check for yourselves.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

lightpole posted:

The only reason to learn to type was so you could talk poo poo while playing counterstrike

Unironically this.
This is why I learned to type good. CS and UT99.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Dick Burglar posted:

I wonder if any double-spacers have even noticed that the forums only recognize one of the spaces between sentences.

Test. |One space.
Test. |Two spaces.

Hit quote and check for yourselves.

It's an ingrained habit that I do unconsciously. I'd have to actively think about it for probably months before I broke the habit and I just don't care. I don't really have any specific need for the extra spaces to be there. I would suspect that most of us just do it out of habits that are pointless to break.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

DarkDobe posted:

Unironically this.
This is why I learned to type good. CS and UT99.

Or your dad taught typing starting when electric keyboards were all the rage, and made sure you were using the home row correctly before you could even read.

It's like my childhood was some kind of bad shounen anime about secretaries...

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I learned how to type playing Rogue Spear on MSN Gaming Zone when that was a thing.

If you played on MPlayer/Gamespy you were a loving noob scrub.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I learned how to type playing Rogue Spear on MSN Gaming Zone when that was a thing.

If you played on MPlayer/Gamespy you were a loving noob scrub.

its me, i'm the guy you could never find at the power plant

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dick Burglar posted:

I wonder if any double-spacers have even noticed that the forums only recognize one of the spaces between sentences.

Test. |One space.
Test. |Two spaces.

Hit quote and check for yourselves.

That's because html doesn't display multiple spaces in a row. That's not forum software doing it, but rather standard html rendering behavior for basically as long as html has been a spec.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
This came out in 198fucking9 people,

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
I genuinely do not understand why anyone gives a poo poo about how many spaces come after a period, but it inevitably leads to a multipage derail whenever it comes up and that's just hilarious.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Is this a thread that can really be derailed though?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I hear single-spacers are notorious non-tippers, wipe from front to back and unroll their toilet paper from the bottom.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The worst people are the no-spacers.Seeing sentences coming one after the other like this drives me mad.Mad, I say!

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

joat mon posted:

I hear single-spacers...wipe from front to back.

Enjoy having poo poo all over your balls/pussy I guess lol

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

my kinda ape posted:

Enjoy having poo poo all over your balls/pussy I guess lol

he wipes outward like a true gentleman.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

vains posted:

he wipes outward like a true gentleman.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

behead those who don't post the animated version

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
... how the gently caress he get the poo poo on the flip side?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

He uses his crack to flip it. You don't expect him to rub poo poo up his back do you?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Smart

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I genuinely do not understand why anyone gives a poo poo about how many spaces come after a period, but it inevitably leads to a multipage derail whenever it comes up and that's just hilarious.

People live and die by the APA style guide.

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