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ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Uh oh. Chubby's not posted since then! MURDER MOST FOUL!

I survived the encounter. I got to learn how much better the world outside of MSP hell is though. A good reminder to get my poo poo together and jump ship :>

e: God what an awful page snipe. I don't even have anything interesting to put here. Let me go brick an MSA so I have a story....

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MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

TheFace posted:

Key is it has to be just big enough that "IT Director" will get you exposure to actually doing the management work that is expected of the role. Example, the IT Director title on my resume means fuckall as it was a company with about 125 total employees and the IT department amounted to me, and a guy who did both Customer Service for the company and L1/2 Help Desk work for me.
Really? Because my understanding of that role is that you were leading a geographically distributed team managing a number of 24/7 datacenters.

Resume lies. They're all the rage!

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else
They aren't necessarily lies. Just some abstraction of the truth.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Really? Because my understanding of that role is that you were leading a geographically distributed team managing a number of 24/7 datacenters.

Resume lies. They're all the rage!

Is that what I've been doing wrong?

It's getting increasingly hard to get callbacks on my resume when i switch jobs every year, even though they're solid increases in responsibility (and massive jumps in pay)

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Is that what I've been doing wrong?

It's getting increasingly hard to get callbacks on my resume when i switch jobs every year, even though they're solid increases in responsibility (and massive jumps in pay)

Is your resume longer than a single page?

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



That’s why I really want to be able to stay here for a while. My resume goes 11 months, 9 months, 3 months, 3 months. The 9, 3, and 3 are contracts and it says so on the resume, but I still get some questions about why I job hop so much.

At this point I’m at a bit less than 9.5 months at my current job.

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
What an interesting 2 weeks. I really thought after my boss being fired that things would go lovely but the atmosphere has improved quite a lot. I continue to put effort into the security initiative and these guys seem to be backtracking on outsourcing it. Usually when we have to do introduction with vendors I downplay my role but my new boss went out of his way to talk about the security initiatives I'm leading and that I'm looking to become our next CISO. I originally thought he was just a friend of a friend we hired but it turns out he was CTO of a larger firm before coming here and legit knows how operate the presales practice of a VAR. Over the past 2 weeks they've finally replaced the staff that have quit or were fired in the past 2 months and are now headhunting a junior network engineer so that I can focus more on where I want to be. Hopefully things continue to move in a positive trend.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

22 Eargesplitten posted:

That’s why I really want to be able to stay here for a while. My resume goes 11 months, 9 months, 3 months, 3 months. The 9, 3, and 3 are contracts and it says so on the resume, but I still get some questions about why I job hop so much.

At this point I’m at a bit less than 9.5 months at my current job.

You could combine those 9/3/3 stints into a single 'contract consultant' type thing and list all the poo poo you did across all 3 under 1 heading?

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Sickening posted:

Is your resume longer than a single page?

Hell no, never will be.

E: hell you're in a position I would love to have, if you want to check out my resume and tell me how bad it is I'd love the feedback. My old resume landed me three tech jobs, the new one not a peep (though I haven't been trying even 75%)

Judge Schnoopy fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 26, 2017

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Sepist posted:

What an interesting 2 weeks. I really thought after my boss being fired that things would go lovely but the atmosphere has improved quite a lot. I continue to put effort into the security initiative and these guys seem to be backtracking on outsourcing it. Usually when we have to do introduction with vendors I downplay my role but my new boss went out of his way to talk about the security initiatives I'm leading and that I'm looking to become our next CISO. I originally thought he was just a friend of a friend we hired but it turns out he was CTO of a larger firm before coming here and legit knows how operate the presales practice of a VAR. Over the past 2 weeks they've finally replaced the staff that have quit or were fired in the past 2 months and are now headhunting a junior network engineer so that I can focus more on where I want to be. Hopefully things continue to move in a positive trend.

drat. Sounds like this is moving in a good direction for you.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Judge Schnoopy posted:

Hell no, never will be.

E: hell you're in a position I would love to have, if you want to check out my resume and tell me how bad it is I'd love the feedback. My old resume landed me three tech jobs, the new one not a peep (though I haven't been trying even 75%)

Honest truth, I look askance at one page resumes for senior positions (SMEs and group leads are usually what I'm looking at). You need to sell me on why I should call you in. Give me details like you lead an initiative that ended up saving the company $X/yr or reduced the time needed to execute a particular set of tasks from X hours to Y hours. Dazzle me with certs. Wow me with any out-of-work projects like setting up and consulting for a network at a local non-profit. Any white papers? Presentations at conferences? I want to see that on the resume/CV.

Entry level, sure, one page is fine. But I usually get at least two, maybe three, pages for non-entry stuff. You go past three, then I'm back to side-eying the whole thing.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 27, 2017

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
My resume is 2 pages. 2 pages is the correct number. If you have less than 2 pages, get more experience, and if you have more than 2 pages you are vastly over estimating how much I care about something you did 12 years ago, or don't know which bullets are important and which are filler.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

My resume is 2 pages. 2 pages is the correct number. If you have less than 2 pages, get more experience, and if you have more than 2 pages you are vastly over estimating how much I care about something you did 12 years ago, or don't know which bullets are important and which are filler.

Once your experience exceeds two pages cut off the oldest bit until it fits one page. I don’t personally care what you did 10 years ago and it seems not many other people do either. To each their own of course. I def get more bites when I cut mine down to one.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
If you have patents, peer reviewed publications, have written books, or have other discrete products, feel free to list them all.

Not going to apply to everybody, but it's a situation where you're marketing yourself more as an artisan, and that's when a portfolio matters.

you ate my cat
Jul 1, 2007

We had a guy apply for a helpdesk role with an 8 page resume. Pretty sure he didn't get a call.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



you ate my cat posted:

We had a guy apply for a helpdesk role with an 8 page resume. Pretty sure he didn't get a call.

I did get one once of a guy with no practical experience but a "Masters in IT Management". Page after page of simulated project deployments.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

What does that even mean? Drafting on paper an IT infrastructure for an fictious organization?

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
Better known as, being a Project Manager. Just kidding. The only thing they're sending you is an email CC'ing the CEO and 3 department heads with a status update request wondering why they weren't hired last week..

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

We just hired a project manager that turned in a 71 page application

freeasinbeer
Mar 26, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Methaers(sp?) post about windows stuff was spot on. The only part I slightly disagree with is that being a Windows admin isn’t going to change. Both mesos and kubernetes have active projects towards natively running schedulers on Windows, using containers. It maybe a huge bust but I could foresee a world where VMs are slowly replaced by containers.

Edit: This is already out of date but is Microsoft showing you how to run IIS as a docker container in azure. AKS(A very recent rebranding of acs) can now run cross OS workloads that can use kubernetes native tooling to glue things together.

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/container-service/kubernetes/container-service-kubernetes-windows-walkthrough

Cool things Id want people to take away from that link are:

Docker/Windows is working which means a ton of interesting deployment patterns can come to Windows

Look at how easy it was to setup and expose an app via a load balancer even as compared to terraform or via the various cloud vendor consoles

I can control my Windows and Linux infra from one place.

How easy it is to have a fully functional app using isolated configs up and running.

freeasinbeer fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Oct 27, 2017

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



MrMoo posted:

What does that even mean? Drafting on paper an IT infrastructure for an fictious organization?

That's exactly what it means. They were given project requirements, drafted a plan, set fake milestones, and implemented it on a small subset of representative equipment/VMs in a lab environment.

There were more than one on his resume.

In excruciating detail.

Over five or six pages.

The only "real world" experience he had was an internship as a help-desk helper during the summer between earning his B.S. and starting on his M.S.

He was applying for a security architect position.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Proteus Jones posted:

That's exactly what it means. They were given project requirements, drafted a plan, set fake milestones, and implemented it on a small subset of representative equipment/VMs in a lab environment.

There were more than one on his resume.

In excruciating detail.

Over five or six pages.

The only "real world" experience he had was an internship as a help-desk helper during the summer between earning his B.S. and starting on his M.S.

He was applying for a security architect position.

As funny as it is that person is probably going to be an exec one day. No shame in them at all.

adorai
Nov 2, 2002

10/27/04 Never forget
Grimey Drawer

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

It is stuff like this though that reminds me how wildly responsibilities vary from position to position. I see IT directors for a department of 3 and then I think about our IT director who oversees I want to say about 25,000 VMs and it just boggles my mind that they're the same title.

It makes me wonder if the following is a good career shortcut. Jump from a big enterprise "play with all the new technology" tools position like I have, straight into a small shop director role. It'd seem like a god drat vacation at this point. Then use that 'director' title to pivot right back into big enterprise now that you are a director. Instant ladder climb.
On one of the mailing lists I am on someone replied that their IT department had two employees. The IT manager, which was the person replying, and the VP, who was their boss. Yes, an IT manager without a single direct report.

GreenNight posted:

Anyone have an experience with this poo poo?

https://www.onbase.com/en/

Boss man is looking to implement it and hire someone to manage it.
We use Hyland Onbase, and it does what they advertise. It stores documents with keywords. It is a one dimensional product that just works. For reference, we have no one on staff who is really an expert in the technical side and just a few experts in the use of the product. We store 12m documents and it is used by 750ish employees.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Vargatron posted:

My old employer just posted a job ad to backfill my position.


Think they'll get all that for 65k a year?

Hell no. Even it was more that’s a weird mix of skills. EDI is weird AS/400 stuff.

nullfunction
Jan 24, 2005

Nap Ghost

GreenNight posted:

Anyone have an experience with this poo poo?

https://www.onbase.com/en/

Boss man is looking to implement it and hire someone to manage it.

I worked with the Fiserv-branded version, Nautilus, on and off for several years. The interface was clunky, but the last version I saw was older, so that may or may not be the case anymore. Either way, it did its job well enough that I can't fault it too much.

Like all systems that give you freedom to configure and build within, it's only as good as the implementation. Definitely get someone full time to manage it.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Tab8715 posted:

Hell no. Even it was more that’s a weird mix of skills. EDI is weird AS/400 stuff.

It's not necessarily AS/400 based. It's basically just a method of transferring orders and poo poo electronically. Orders, invoices, acknowledgements...Then you start getting into VAN's and added services like integration with your systems, you can have the poo poo delivered over a bunch of different network protocols, and you can encode that poo poo in a bunch of different ways as well.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

This thread, SecFuck thread, ???

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

Here; occasional reddit browsing.
A lot of info coming from Slack teams these days for me; which many are just IRC bridges :ironicat:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Spiceworks and Reddit

Cirofren
Jun 13, 2005


Pillbug

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

This thread, Code Project's mailing list I've been on for a decade, some infosec twitter accounts, and books.

Last book: Building Microservices
Current book: Design Patterns
Next book: The Goal, or, The Design of Design

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Tab8715 posted:

Hell no. Even it was more that’s a weird mix of skills. EDI is weird AS/400 stuff.

Most companies have a dedicated EDI specialist, depending on volume. It wouldn't be that bad of a job if it was just EDI.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

HackerNews, HackerNoon, Arstechnica,

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Vargatron posted:

Most companies have a dedicated EDI specialist, depending on volume. It wouldn't be that bad of a job if it was just EDI.

We're looking to someone so our main programmer can be the EDI specialist. It's not easy work.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Well the key issue is that there are so many different standards that are used, especially if you deal internationally. Also each customer tends to want slight variations on the accepted standards, so even if you developed a mapping that was 100% in keeping with their standards, they want something different.

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003

Cirofren posted:

This thread, Code Project's mailing list I've been on for a decade, some infosec twitter accounts, and books.

Last book: Building Microservices
Current book: Design Patterns
Next book: The Goal, or, The Design of Design

I liked the Goal. Everyone raves about the Phoenix Project but it did not hook me nearly as much, I think I stopped reading about halfway through.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Wonderful morning. Came in and had some users randomly losing and regaining O365 email connections with no rhyme or reason. Work on it for 45+ minutes. Try using outlook.office365.com and it works for some people, until I come across one who gets a "malware site" false positive from Meraki. Whitelist O365 and starts working again instantly :shepicide:

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Kashuno posted:

Wonderful morning. Came in and had some users randomly losing and regaining O365 email connections with no rhyme or reason. Work on it for 45+ minutes. Try using outlook.office365.com and it works for some people, until I come across one who gets a "malware site" false positive from Meraki. Whitelist O365 and starts working again instantly :shepicide:

To be perfectly fair Outlook.office365.com will serve more malware to your users than any other site

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003

Kashuno posted:

Wonderful morning. Came in and had some users randomly losing and regaining O365 email connections with no rhyme or reason. Work on it for 45+ minutes. Try using outlook.office365.com and it works for some people, until I come across one who gets a "malware site" false positive from Meraki. Whitelist O365 and starts working again instantly :shepicide:

Meraki's malware detection is notoriously bad so this isn't surprising at all. Wasn't there an issue last year where they started flagging dashboard.meraki.com as a malicious site as well? Doesn't get much less competent than that.

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Filthy Lucre
Feb 27, 2006

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Same question I asked 3-4 years ago - let's see what has changed.

What's everyone's daily IT reading? Weekly, occasional?

Threads here, Slashdot, Ars, Torrent Freak for online stuff.
Currently going through Cisco's End-to-End QoS book, will probably go through my CCNP Route book or Halabi's Internet Routing Architectures again after that.

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