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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Korgan posted:

Half an hour ago, deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce got disqualified from Parliament by the High Court of Australia.

He was a dual-citizen.

One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts also got booted which is great news because he was a fuuuuuuuucking aaaaaaaasshole of the highest magnitude. He's also a lying oval office in that he tried to duck out of the issue by swearing he'd never been a citizen of any other country but then people dug up a whole bunch of evidence that he'd been perfectly aware that he had, including an email he tried to send to the British consulate months after his election with the headline "Am I still a British citizen?"

He was a smug, racist, homophobic, conspiracy theorist Sovereign Citizen nutjob and it was an indictment on our country that a person like that could ever hold an elected position of authority.

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

ewe2 posted:

Can you stamp your foot harder, I like a good tantrum.

A burn isn't a tantrum

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Or, if the other country does not allow renunciation of citizenship, having made all reasonable efforts to attempt to do so.

The Labour party has been very diligent about this and has lost nobody to this issue.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Weatherman posted:

None of that contradicts what I wrote, except for the part about living in Australia from birth to 10 years, which is not what a child of American tourists would be doing.

Most Australian politicians were born in Australia prior to 20 August 1986, though, in which case jus soil does apply.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He was a smug, racist, homophobic, conspiracy theorist Sovereign Citizen nutjob and it was an indictment on our country that a person like that could ever hold an elected position of authority.

Only slightly more of a poo poo than a certain former prime minister...

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
X-post from the RWM thread:

Cythereal posted:

Poor Crowder doesn't understand how recommended videos work.

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/923178603470192640

Stop watching trans makeup tutorials, Chowder, and maybe they won't be recommended for you.

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
This is the sound that heaven is made of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvvJYVL7Bpk&t=48s

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Indolent Bastard posted:

People are nasty and they transfer loads of illness by touching stuff with their unwashed hands.



0/10 - No Ring.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts also got booted which is great news because he was a fuuuuuuuucking aaaaaaaasshole of the highest magnitude. He's also a lying oval office in that he tried to duck out of the issue by swearing he'd never been a citizen of any other country but then people dug up a whole bunch of evidence that he'd been perfectly aware that he had, including an email he tried to send to the British consulate months after his election with the headline "Am I still a British citizen?"

He was a smug, racist, homophobic, conspiracy theorist Sovereign Citizen nutjob and it was an indictment on our country that a person like that could ever hold an elected position of authority.

That's some good freude but we elected Trump

Get on our level :smithicide:

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/923572909687410688

I'm sure he'll find some other parasite to represent him soon, but still lol.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts also got booted which is great news because he was a fuuuuuuuucking aaaaaaaasshole of the highest magnitude. He's also a lying oval office in that he tried to duck out of the issue by swearing he'd never been a citizen of any other country but then people dug up a whole bunch of evidence that he'd been perfectly aware that he had, including an email he tried to send to the British consulate months after his election with the headline "Am I still a British citizen?"

He was a smug, racist, homophobic, conspiracy theorist Sovereign Citizen nutjob and it was an indictment on our country that a person like that could ever hold an elected position of authority.

gently caress that's great. I got blocked by him on twitter for pointing out that when he said "I've never had any involvement with any body involved in carbon emissions" he forgot he used to manage a coal mine. Get wrecked you anti-science bigot shitlord.


Edit: :lol: I forgot about this bit


quote:

With Mr Joyce disqualified, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's numbers slip to 75 in the 150-seat House of Representatives - meaning he is now overseeing a minority government.

Memento has a new favorite as of 10:44 on Oct 27, 2017

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

iospace posted:

I like to let mine sit for a bit if I find it funny at least!

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Was just curious as to how mod powers worked.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts also got booted which is great news because he was a fuuuuuuuucking aaaaaaaasshole of the highest magnitude. He's also a lying oval office in that he tried to duck out of the issue by swearing he'd never been a citizen of any other country but then people dug up a whole bunch of evidence that he'd been perfectly aware that he had, including an email he tried to send to the British consulate months after his election with the headline "Am I still a British citizen?"

He was a smug, racist, homophobic, conspiracy theorist Sovereign Citizen nutjob and it was an indictment on our country that a person like that could ever hold an elected position of authority.

Malcolm Roberts may be out, but what of ROBERTS;Malcolm, the living soul?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Oh Christ I forgot all about this magical sound.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/923572909687410688

I'm sure he'll find some other parasite to represent him soon, but still lol.

His next book should just be called Killing My Career with a subtitle of $32,000,000.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

*ping* "AAAUUGGGGHHH"

:stonklol:

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Slime posted:

That dolphin is getting high. Really, dolphins deliberately bother pufferfish so they can get high off the venom.

so very human

I found a video of some dolphins passing around a pufferfish like a blunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFgwUWHnVv8

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Is this before or after they gently caress the severed fish head?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"A Christian street preacher, who is known for his signs saying girls deserve to get raped if they’re not true Christians, goes to Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona to shout that gay people will go to hell at children with a megaphone.
While he’s arguing with a parent who tries to get him to leave, 19-year old Tabitha Brubaker decides a more direct approach is needed, and hits him in the head with a baseball bat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8&t=424s

ekuNNN has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Oct 27, 2017

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Mizuti posted:

I found a video of some dolphins passing around a pufferfish like a blunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFgwUWHnVv8

So, pufferfish, pufferfish, pass?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



ekuNNN posted:

"A Christian street preacher, who is known for his signs saying girls deserve to get raped if they’re not true Christians, goes to Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona to shout that gay people will go to hell at children with a megaphone.
While he’s arguing with a parent who tries to get him to leave, 19-year old Tabitha Brubaker decides a more direct approach is needed, and hits him in the head with a baseball bat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8&t=424s

:doink: PEAL THE BELLS OF JUSTICE

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




ekuNNN posted:

"A Christian street preacher, who is known for his signs saying girls deserve to get raped if they’re not true Christians, goes to Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona to shout that gay people will go to hell at children with a megaphone.
While he’s arguing with a parent who tries to get him to leave, 19-year old Tabitha Brubaker decides a more direct approach is needed, and hits him in the head with a baseball bat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8&t=424s


"I shouldn't have stuck around..."

A brief moment of clarity rang through, powered by a baseball bat.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Proteus Jones posted:

:doink: PEAL THE BELLS OF JUSTICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y95xwCzJQ0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX9NDmuSJwA

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxWHHTfyV1A


EDIT: BONUS HEAD SMACK MIXES (found looking for shovel song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkITGdc_LY

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Oct 27, 2017

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I love videos like these. They're short and sweet and punchy. This one's my favourite though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKGixi8bp8

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Proteus Jones posted:


EDIT: BONUS HEAD SMACK MIXES (found looking for shovel song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkITGdc_LY

I started laughing when I saw the Friends logo. I knew exactly what was coming.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
They have video but they're not releasing it :argh:

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

ekuNNN posted:

"A Christian street preacher, who is known for his signs saying girls deserve to get raped if they’re not true Christians, goes to Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona to shout that gay people will go to hell at children with a megaphone.
While he’s arguing with a parent who tries to get him to leave, 19-year old Tabitha Brubaker decides a more direct approach is needed, and hits him in the head with a baseball bat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8&t=424s


We had a few guys like that who would show up at my college's quad and preach their brand of hate. Plenty of people tried to debate him or engage him with about the same results that you would expect. It was explained to me that they show up with the intent to rile someone up so bad that they get a physical reaction and then sue the student and school.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


ekuNNN posted:

"A Christian street preacher, who is known for his signs saying girls deserve to get raped if they’re not true Christians, goes to Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona to shout that gay people will go to hell at children with a megaphone.
While he’s arguing with a parent who tries to get him to leave, 19-year old Tabitha Brubaker decides a more direct approach is needed, and hits him in the head with a baseball bat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8&t=424s


The real Schandenfreude is

quote:

Though you never see Brubaker in the video, police arrested her for felony assault as well as marijuana possession.

:lol:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



re: short shovel/fall-related music videos

original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJpHq83qdks

remix:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

LawfulWaffle posted:

We had a few guys like that who would show up at my college's quad and preach their brand of hate. Plenty of people tried to debate him or engage him with about the same results that you would expect. It was explained to me that they show up with the intent to rile someone up so bad that they get a physical reaction and then sue the student and school.

Yep. It's the same deal as the people who make a big public deal out of refusing to do something for gay couples - they're actively looking to become martyrs.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


This is the best one.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

The General posted:

The real Schandenfreude is


:lol:

No, she should have gotten a drat medal for that swing.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Has anybody said the dude deserved to get hit for dressing like that?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Reddit decides to ban Nazi groups and content that "glorifies and incites violence." https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/26/...pe=sectionfront

Can't wait for the screaming.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


SubponticatePoster posted:

Reddit decides to ban Nazi groups and content that "glorifies and incites violence." https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/26/...pe=sectionfront

Can't wait for the screaming.

Same :allears:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yet, it took public outrage for them to ban child porn subreddits.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well it also took public outrage for this to happen. Lol if you think they would ever have banned the Nazis without the last 16 months of fascism and anti-fascism discussions

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Jippa posted:

This is the best one.

My personal favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isSxB7pleEQ

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