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lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Economist style guide is better. Their Johnson writer is good.

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LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

I was gonna say this is loving retarded but I heard somebody argue for an hour yesterday about a single header in a word document so carry on.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


LostCosmonaut posted:

I was gonna say this is loving retarded but I heard somebody argue for an hour yesterday about a single header in a word document so carry on.

Maybe we should get back to the previous serious content of the thread.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Shouldn’t it be a line of poop rather than a series of dots

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I learned two spaces as a kid but changed over time to one space. Although my high school in the late 90s still taught us electric typewriters alongside typing on modern PCs.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Zeris posted:

Shouldn’t it be a line of poop rather than a series of dots

He's in Kuwait

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Anybody have an explanation for the,,,, commas,,,,,,, between words,,,,, thing that facebook moms do?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


MancXVI posted:

Anybody have an explanation for the,,,, commas,,,,,,, between words,,,,, thing that facebook moms do?

I've never seen people use those unironically, but I imagine they're trying to communicate emphatic pauses, but neglecting to hold shift, resulting in a string of commas rather than an ellipsis or two.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MancXVI posted:

Anybody have an explanation for the,,,, commas,,,,,,, between words,,,,, thing that facebook moms do?

they're facebook moms and therefore day drunk on white wine

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
,,,facebook,,, ,,,moms,,,

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Doc Hawkins posted:

I've never seen people use those unironically, but I imagine they're trying to communicate emphatic pauses, but neglecting to hold shift, resulting in a string of commas rather than an ellipsis or two.

Depends on the keyboard. English keyboards have comma and period as separate buttons beside one another. In which case, they could just be pressing the wrong button and somehow not notice, and also somehow do it repeatedly? I dunno. I think they're just idiots and think ellipses are done with commas instead of periods (and also don't know that ellipses are specifically three periods, because a lot of people seem to do four or more).

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Spelling out numbers is perfectly good and fine

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

landerig

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


exactly

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Spelling out numbers is perfectly good and fine

for values less than or equal to ten

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Eleven and twelve are cool in my book.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Mr. Nice! posted:

Eleven and twelve are cool in my book.

You walk a fine line, but I'll allow it.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Midjack posted:

for values less than or equal to ten

Unless you use Imperial measurements, then its up to 16.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Whom'st'd've

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

joat mon posted:

Unless you use Imperial measurements, then its up to 16.

Also forty for the same reason.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
For certain pastry recipes, the limit is 3 1/7.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

:effort:

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005




Literally came here to post this.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Zeris posted:

Shouldn’t it be a line of poop rather than a series of dots

he is clenching and releasing in perfect time with the movement of his arms to avoid tearing the tp.

occams razor

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
gently caress you if you don't use singular they.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

vains posted:

he is clenching and releasing in perfect time with the movement of his arms to avoid tearing the tp.

occams razor

Toilets paper

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
so how about toilet paper roll orientation

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

so how about toilet paper roll orientation

Overhand. Circumcised?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If you don’t put the tp roll over instead of under you are dead to me.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Under. The military wants you to do it over and that's more than enough reason for me to despise overhanders.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

If you don’t put the tp roll over instead of under you are dead to me.

Under is mandatory for homes with kids or pets.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Internet Wizard posted:

Under. The military wants you to do it over and that's more than enough reason for me to despise overhanders.

:colbert:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Internet Wizard posted:

Under. The military wants you to do it over and that's more than enough reason for me to despise overhanders.

im an overhand person but this is the best counterpoint

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ManMythLegend posted:

gently caress you if you don't use singular they.

Don’t listen to this person. They have no idea the importance of subject identification.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

and the .gif guy pronounces it jif like the peanut butter

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Over saves amount of tp used. I like money

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Professor Bling posted:

and the .gif guy pronounces it jif like the peanut butter

Yeah, well tp cleans my rear end so I'll give him a pass

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Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

I would frame this and hang it in my shitter.

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