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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

bloom posted:

Speaking of pizza and ye olden tymes



Spoon off drippings

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

Speaking of pizza and ye olden tymes



I'd eat that

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd eat that

There's always one. :whitewater:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

There's always one. :whitewater:

It's like a breadless cheeseburger

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I'd eat it if it wasn't made with soup and had a more interesting topping than three slices of mozzarella and a waft near some oregano

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Pumkin pie is a tart, not a pie
Boston Cream pie is a cake, not a pie
Cheesecake is a tart, not a cake

All of these are sandwiches actually

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

All of these are sandwiches actually

Really, most things are sandwiches

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mailorder bees! posted:

Really, most things are sandwiches

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
A rack of ribs

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

A single ice cube.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RandomPauI posted:

A rack of ribs
This is clearly meat sandwiched between bones and bones sandwiched between meat, so it is like sandwich to the second power, which cancels out the other silly suggestion below.


Schubalts posted:

A single ice cube.

That is really not a food, but technically meets the criteria I laid out in the most obnoxious way possible. Luckily, the even worse answer above gave me extra credit.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

RandomPauI posted:

A rack of ribs

that's a sandwich

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

A liquid is sandwiched by its container, be it a cup, a bowl, a creekbed, or the physical concept of surface tension.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

Un-canned (and un-cooked) spam.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

Popcorn.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



We are all sandwiches, trapped between the buns of Earth and Sky, and surrounded by more filling as we sit sandwiched between heaven and hell, waiting to be consumed.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
it's sandwiches all the way down

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Brownies aren't sandwiches

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

We are all sandwiches, trapped between the buns of Earth and Sky, and surrounded by more filling as we sit sandwiched between heaven and hell, waiting to be consumed.

Life is the filling between the void buns of pre-birth and post-death.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Is a banana a sandwich or a pie?

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

TheKennedys posted:

Is a banana a sandwich or a pie?

The meat part is sandwiched inside the skin.

Besides, pie is a sandwich

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dewgy posted:

Un-canned (and un-cooked) spam.

Meat Loaf between layers of spam jelly

Arivia posted:

Popcorn.

Germ sandwiched inside of greatly expanded endosperm (with a side of pericarp)

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Life is the filling between the void buns of pre-birth and post-death.
With roast beef and horseradish, if you're lucky. #NihilistArbys

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
A turkey and Swiss cheese sandwich

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is a deconstructed sandwich still a sandwich?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

Pepper steak

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


TheKennedys posted:

Is a banana a sandwich or a pie?

it's dumpling

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

Soylent (in bar form at least)

Oh wait, something edible, scratch that!

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


That looks really pretty and wintery :3:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

All I can imagine with that transparent pumpkin pie is some sort of pumpkin flavoured head cheese.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
pumpkin aspic

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Sweet things for breakfast have a habit of making me nauseous, unless it's just a single muffin or glass of juice to go with a good salty or greasy breakfast. Gimme some toast, bacon and eggs.

And since we're on the subject; my girlfriend and her family prefer things like chocolate and brownies while I and my family prefer pies made with fruits or pecan.

She's wrong of course; chocolate makes my teeth hurt and all of it but Reese's can gently caress off.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

bloom posted:

Speaking of pizza and ye olden tymes



what people aren't taking away, and what I think is pretty amazing, is that this soupizza is one of six hundred and nine recipes, all of which involve Campbell's soup as a key, if not central, ingredient, in a mere two hundred page book

e: I just noticed the new thread title and what is this

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Oct 28, 2017

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Pastry of the Year posted:

e: I just noticed the new thread title and what is this

:argh:

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

bloom posted:

That's mildly moistly disappointing. I was hoping more for one sad slice floating in a giant block of gelatin.
Be the change you want to see :v:

Iron Crowned posted:

Brownies aren't sandwiches
A brownie is basically a chocolate cake casserole :colbert:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


bird you may be but you cannot, "fly," in the face of the prestigious awards bestowed by Automatic Merchandiser magazine

I have an army, you hear me

e: if you are shaking your fist at the title and not at me then I promise to get you a birdseed bell the very next time I am at the store

ee: if you are shaking your fist at me perhaps a nice birdseed bell will change your mind; it's a treat shaped like a bell but the only thing "ringing" will be your taste buds

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Oct 28, 2017

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

bird you may be but you cannot, "fly," in the face of the prestigious awards bestowed by Automatic Merchandiser magazine

I have an army, you hear me

e: if you are shaking your fist at the title and not at me then I promise to get you a birdseed bell the very next time I am at the store

ee: if you are shaking your fist at me perhaps a nice birdseed bell will change your mind; it's a treat shaped like a bell but the only thing "ringing" will be your taste buds

Sir.







This is McDonald's.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Sir.







This is McDonald's.

You're god damned RIGHT it is.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Bloop posted:

Name something (edible) that isn't a sandwich and also isn't a straight up liquid.

Mashed potato.

Stays up under its own power and thus is not contained, but also is homogenous and thus does not contain.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Oct 28, 2017

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

Mashed potato.

Stays up under its own power and thus is not contained, but also is homogenous and thus does not contain.

Good answer. Congratulations, son, you just earned a field promotion to Sergeant of the Pastriarchy. Here is your badge.



You wear that cheese danish with pride, now; I found it next to a Pole Position II machine that was still running in this godless year so you know the folks that set it out know how to preserve a thing.

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