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What even IS time man?
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 00:00 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 05:45 |
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loquacius posted:You gotta wonder why metric-system zealots don't spend more time lobbying to change our horrible antiquated calendar to something more logical, really The French Revolution tried. It didn't work out so well. That's why the date of this post isn't given as 6 Brumaire CCXXVI
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 01:01 |
RFC2324 posted:I've seen people advocating to change over to Julian Day Number before. (current date in JDN is 2458052.77778) Imo we're not ready for stardates
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 01:30 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Why, does it block your view?
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 03:20 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Why, does it block your view? View of what? Whisky?
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 05:58 |
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limp_cheese posted:What even IS time man? Does anybody really know what time it is? Metric sucks. Or imperial sucks, whatever. Loquacious, please repost puppet master goon's confession that he said was ignored, that way we can lift the derail curse that is plaguing this thread. We beg of you.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 16:37 |
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limp_cheese posted:What even IS time man? This movie was fun. https://youtu.be/FiKcyYEInf8
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 16:54 |
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wesleywillis posted:Does anybody really know what time it is? Eh, you can if you want. In the meantime I'll just post some content. It's threesome day this Saturday in the fesh thread quote:This drat thing ate a longer post so I'll keep it short and bother typing it again if anyone actually cares Have fun, good luck quote:My life has gone from the worst to the best, and I have no idea how it got this way. I'm glad your antidepressants have kicked in so quickly, honestly, because if you had multiple people in your life who loved you last week and the only thing keeping you alive was wanting to finish some video games there must have been some work for them to do. Basically if this is true, I'm glad you're doing better, and if not, keep dreaming that dream
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 17:27 |
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I know some psychiatrists will pair anti depressants with adderall to get you fixed up quick, combine that with a threesome, and yeah I could see it lmao. Three some goons, how many of you are there? Jfc.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:44 |
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Maybe don't go to church and thank God for The Awesome Threesome.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 21:00 |
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blarzgh posted:Maybe don't go to church and thank God for The Awesome Threesome. Yeah, that was obvs satan's work
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 22:13 |
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See told you guys. Always sex the other girl it works out
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 22:24 |
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It's never once worked out for me.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 23:51 |
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Thank you anon for this exciting opportunity to ask you about your threesome
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 14:14 |
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Turtlicious posted:I know some psychiatrists will pair anti depressants with adderall to get you fixed up quick, combine that with a threesome, and yeah I could see it lmao. Three some goons, how many of you are there? Jfc. These two 'fessions were fake as gently caress but holy poo poo what a kick to your already-bruised ego to be prescribed something that saps your sex drive and something that makes your junk non-functional
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 19:40 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:These two 'fessions were fake as gently caress but holy poo poo what a kick to your already-bruised ego to be prescribed something that saps your sex drive and something that makes your junk non-functional Meh. Loss in libido seems to occur with most anti-depressants anyway so you’re just getting started early on the freedom of not giving a poo poo about sex.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 19:58 |
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I'd get depressed about my dick not working.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 19:59 |
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But I'm strong like bull so I'm not projecting or anything. Totally.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:00 |
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quote:When I was 16 I had a sexual relationship with my chemistry teacher. She was attractive and I was a horny fern so I thought it was perfect. It wasn’t. quote:I honestly think Anchorman 2 is the funniest movie ever made. But nobody agrees and in fact many hate this movie. This is probably a troll fesh because I'm not sure what Spinal Tap could possibly be considered preachy about Yeah though I'm fairly obsessed with O Brother Where Art Thou and nobody else seems to get it
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:06 |
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Not Another Teen Movie is Modern Comedy's Magnum Opus.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:08 |
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quote:When I was 16 I had a sexual relationship with my chemistry teacher. She was attractive and I was a horny fern so I thought it was perfect. It wasn’t. Nice
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:14 |
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Anchorman 2s fight scene is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. When Tim Robbins showed up with the PBSfro I started screaming with joy the first time I saw it. I love him.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:18 |
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loquacius posted:This is probably a troll fesh because I'm not sure what Spinal Tap could possibly be considered preachy about pretending bad movies are good is a fun troll i once called a big fancy theater to ask to pre-order tickets to pall blart in imax. the guy seemed really confused and was like "uhhh, we're not doing an imax showing of that..." so then i was like "oh drat, i guess i'll just preorder some watchmen tickets instead"
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:19 |
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loquacius posted:This is probably a troll fesh because I'm not sure what Spinal Tap could possibly be considered preachy about O Brother is generally liked and well-regarded, I thought? "He turned into a....a... horny toad!" I often think of "some of your folding money's come unstowed, friend"
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:35 |
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Nice! Goon: Yeah you were young and dumb but you were playing with fire there. If a teacher is willing to gently caress one of his/her students they have broken brains up the wazoo. It’s a cool fantasy/porn plot but in reality good god run away fast. Regardless that is a terrible situation and I’m sorry to hear that happened to you. Not all people are complete dumpster fires so I hope you find peace and happiness soon, and Maybe also a special someone. Regarding second fesh: I enjoyed suicide squad and don’t give a goddam. Yeah it has its flaws and is terribly written but I hold super hero movies to super low standards anyway so I knew what I was getting when I went to see it. Harley Quinn was cool and good. Will Smith was cool and good. New Joker is cool and good. But yeah most of the rest of the movie is pretty bad. Anyway my point is keep doing you.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:39 |
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We all have our lovely comedy films that we love. Mine is Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I know it's not a good movie, but I don't care because I enjoy it. Goon who was raped by his teacher: don't you have a restraining order against her? She shouldn't be legally allowed to send you letters. Regardless, get some therapy and hopefully learn to have normal relationships
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nice i'm glad someone else did it bc i wanted to but figured it was too crass anyway, chem teacher goon, go and get therapy if you haven't already. 100% the best and healthiest thing you can do at this point. the therapist will help you come to believe that sex can be good and not every girl is going to be a pedophile rapist.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:40 |
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Nocheez posted:We all have our lovely comedy films that we love. Mine is Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I know it's not a good movie You're right, it's not a good movie. It's a great movie.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:41 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah though I'm fairly obsessed with O Brother Where Art Thou and nobody else seems to get it This, but for me it's every Coen brothers movie
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:42 |
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Fesh: Can't take any of these seriously due to mastermind goon. Anchor2goon: You are wrong if you don't think Blues Brothers is hilarious.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:47 |
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Sagebrush posted:i'm glad someone else did it bc i wanted to but figured it was too crass just remember not to gently caress the therapist
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 20:50 |
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RFC2324 posted:just remember not to gently caress the therapist Unless she pulls a knife
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 21:14 |
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got any sevens posted:Unless she pulls a knife or shows up in your bed nekkid
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 21:29 |
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we haven't heard from therapy goon in a while, i'm a bit worried guys. also, thinking about that story reminded me of someone i knew in grad school i'd been waiting til the end of the semester to ask out this hottie from my stats class (cause hey, why risk making things weird?), who was doing a PsyD. but ran into her at a local bar with another guy from class. so we start talking and they're like yeah we're dating and im like oh cool you met in stats? and he's like no uh, she was the intake person at the free CBT clinic the school of psych runs. (apparently they'd have students do the intake assessments then match you up with a "real" therapist?) she ended up hating me because I joked that if you have to spend 2 minutes explaining why your relationship doesn't technically violate state law, it's still creepy
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 22:01 |
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Nice! Goon: The problem wasnt you or the fact that she was a teacher. The problem was that she was already messed up. That was an adult assaulting another adult at the end there, not a teacher taking advantage of a kid. Still, nice tho. You should deffo write her back, and stop being rude.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 22:59 |
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blarzgh posted:Not Another Teen Movie is Modern Comedy's Magnum Opus. Truth. The main character singing "Janie's got a gun" by Aerosmith as a love ballad scene gets me every time.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 23:08 |
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I'm sure therapy goon is fine He's just figured out with help from his girlfriendapist that all of his close friends and family are actually not good people and he should distance himself from them before they drag him down and sa is a negative place that affects his psyche and is the reason he's depressed and has low self-esteem so he shouldn't post or spend time here. Fortunately, he has one person in his life who is the antithesis of all these things and will always be there for him and he can always trust and rely on wholly, forever and ever
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 02:59 |
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Ha! Yup. That's almost 100% certainly what it is.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 03:20 |
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Jastiger posted:Nice! Goon: haha goddamn man
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 04:41 |
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Clockwerk posted:I'm sure therapy goon is fine nah, he ded
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