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This lifehack brought to you by Salvador Dali.
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Sociopastry posted:oh man that is gonna smell great in like three days 
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Oct 27, 2017 14:27
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Sociopastry posted:oh man that is gonna smell great in like three days I know where you're going with this but presumably those shells are washed and painted, so they wouldn't smell. Like, millions of people clean and paint hollowed eggshells every year at Easter and keep them around sometimes for years as decorations. No comment on the practicality or taste of the lifehack wall art though.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:06
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Lifehack: wash and save eggshells for a year like a crazy person, then buy spraypaint and presumably some other kind of preservative coating, spray all of them, and mount them on a giant canvas... Screw it, just buy some "It's Always Time For Coffee" poster from Walmart instead of going through a pretty complicated art project to hang literal garbage on your wall
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Oct 27, 2017 15:16
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Lifehack: if your walls are barren, buy picture frames from the store and hang them on your walls with the stock photos still in them to regularly remind yourself that no one loves you and you will die alone.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:31
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Sagebrush posted:lol @ the idea that you've ever written "all there is to say" on a given topic 
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Oct 27, 2017 16:25
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vyelkin posted:remind yourself that no one loves you and you will die alone. lol if you don't have Enrique remind you that no one loves you and you will die alone.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:26
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LogisticEarth posted:I know where you're going with this but presumably those shells are washed and painted, so they wouldn't smell. Like, millions of people clean and paint hollowed eggshells every year at Easter and keep them around sometimes for years as decorations. No comment on the practicality or taste of the lifehack wall art though. You're assuming PTA-member Karen is going to take the time to wash, preserve, paint and protect those eggshells after she finds it on pinterest. No, no indeed.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:41
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rydiafan posted:lol if you don't have Enrique remind you that no one loves you and you will die alone. lol if Enrique doesn't love you and would not softly cradle you in his arms as you die. just lol.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:50
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SpacePig posted:lol if Enrique doesn't love you and would not softly cradle you in his arms as you die. just lol.
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Oct 27, 2017 17:53
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Haifisch posted:Lifehack: Can't afford real art on your walls? Just use eggs. The lifehack that actively makes your life worse. Hot take from another thread with the picture: Chard posted:Dozens and dozens of dust cups and spiderweb holders that shatter if you clean them. 
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Oct 27, 2017 18:00
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Something that would likely look better and not be impossible to clean would be to use gold paint and potato stamps.
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Oct 27, 2017 18:16
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Oct 29, 2017 17:46
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Sir Lemming posted:This lifehack brought to you by Salvador Dali. Salvador Deli 
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Oct 29, 2017 18:59
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vyelkin posted:Lifehack: if your walls are barren, buy picture frames from the store and hang them on your walls with the stock photos still in them to regularly remind yourself that no one loves you and you will die alone. All I have to do is look in the mirror to remember that. 
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Oct 30, 2017 23:27
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It's burgin' time! 
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Yawgmoth posted:Like I said, I did do exactly this and got full credit because my profs would rather read what I had to say rather than force a word/page count. Sorry you had lovely robots for teachers! The idea of a word count is not to force students to meet some arbitrary limit, it's to make students think more in-depth about a topic. A different level of analysis is expected from a two-page paper than from a ten-page one. For ten pages you're expected to fit in more analysis, more evidence, and make a more persuasive case. This can be done in different ways--developing multiple points in depth, developing one point really well, using a wide variety of evidence, etc.--but the idea is to force you to come up with ten pages' worth of ideas and evidence. If the prof wants a level of analysis that would typically take ten pages, and you hand in two, or five, or seven, it's possible that you're a genius but it's more likely that you just didn't meet the level of rigour that the prof was looking for.
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Oct 31, 2017 00:07
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Haifisch posted:Lifehack: Can't afford real art on your walls? Just use eggs. There have got to be easier ways to make my wall look like it has buboes
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Oct 31, 2017 00:14
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14 Parenting "Hacks" That Are Totally Bogus
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Nov 1, 2017 07:25
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If your kid isn't an idiot, it'll be a whopping 5 minutes of activity!
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Nov 1, 2017 07:52
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If your kids are anything like mine they will tip the bucket of water over them self or over their sister within 30 seconds
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Nov 1, 2017 07:54
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EMC posted:If your kids are anything like mine they will tip the bucket of water over them self or over their sister within 30 seconds This sounds way more fun than being gaslit tbh
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Nov 1, 2017 07:59
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This is almost literally one of the activities at the preschool I went to. They had a big red phone box and you could "paint" it with water like that. Which I guess is actually fun to four-year-olds. 
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Nov 1, 2017 09:00
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Yeah kids the right age will do that poo poo for hours, it's great.
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Nov 1, 2017 09:07
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So Tom Sawyer was on to something is what you are saying.
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Nov 1, 2017 09:13
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steinrokkan posted:So Tom Sawyer was on to something is what you are saying. gently caress, I was just about to make this joke.
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Nov 1, 2017 09:58
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By the time we get to the end of the page the joke will have dried and you can make it again!
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Nov 1, 2017 11:38
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It's pretty much the same idea as plastic kitchen playsets and toy cash registers, tiny kids love imitating what they see grown-ups do without having to worry about cleaning up. (well, the parents enjoy not having to worry about it anyway. I made some amazing messes as a kid)
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Nov 1, 2017 11:46
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steinrokkan posted:So Tom Sawyer was on to something is what you are saying. There is a painting company in my area called Tom Sawyer Painting. Which annoys my husband, because when we pass one of their signs, I launch into the whole sequence. "I'll give you a dead rat on a string!"
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Nov 1, 2017 17:03
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Lifehack; don't leave your child alone with toy boats, strawberry Nesquik and plastic containers of varying size.
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Nov 1, 2017 17:21
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Lifehack: don't have children
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Nov 1, 2017 17:29
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steinrokkan posted:So Tom Sawyer was on to something is what you are saying. Today's Tom Sawyer Gets by on you And the paint he faked Gets dry on you
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Nov 1, 2017 17:32
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What you say about his company is what you say about society.
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Nov 1, 2017 17:40
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vyelkin posted:Lifehack: don't have children Whoa.... don't turn my lifestyle into a lifehack, bub.
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Nov 3, 2017 15:43
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This is art.
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Nov 5, 2017 20:17
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"Seal any bag tightly" "Smear Peanut Butter On Your Shower Wall To Distract Your Dog In The Bath"  
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Nov 5, 2017 21:12
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That last one doesn't seem god awful. I mean it's not on the "Understand basic math" level of lifehack
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Nov 6, 2017 01:40
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Haifisch posted:Lifehack: Can't afford real art on your walls? Just use eggs. Enjoy your guests false smiles and comments such as ‘that’s...interesting’. Enjoy shells raining down on your head whenever someone slams a door or there’s a slight breeze. Forget that the shells are behind you and rest your head on the wall, then spend hours trying to get eggshell shards out of your hair. Weeks of fun!
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Nov 6, 2017 02:02
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That's also gold leaf, not gold paint, and that poo poo is finicky so this would have been HARD and not saved anyone any money or time. get poo poo art at ikea like the loser you are.
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Nov 6, 2017 02:07
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CzarChasm posted:That last one doesn't seem god awful. Honestly the dog one seems pretty good too? I'm not a dog owner, but if it works, hey, sure. The first one fits right in this thread though. What, no twist ties?
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