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Zaffy
Sep 15, 2003


There are a few attention whores who want to gently caress cartoons and we all HAD to know about it in our F13th discord. Cleaning up the main discord channel was a good move.


Edit: the main channel is good now, all the nonsense is hidden away. Don't be afraid to join.

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i swear


to god

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Zaffy posted:

There are a few attention whores who want to gently caress cartoons and we all HAD to know about it in our F13th discord. Cleaning up the main discord channel was a good move.


Edit: the main channel is good now, all the nonsense is hidden away. Don't be afraid to join.

Goons wanting to gently caress cartoons and telling people about it? :monocle:

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
playing games with goons is generally much worse than just playing with pubbies

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I found someone to play with recently and we only went for Jason kills every game. We got several kills over a few hours and my god people get upset when they are killed as Jason. Every time the guy who got killed as Jason was so down on himself the next round as a counselor. Like legitimately depressed. I felt bad :(

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Polo-Rican posted:

playing games with goons is generally much worse than just playing with pubbies

Why's that friend

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Burkion posted:

Why's that friend



Burkion posted:

I got sick and tired of Crystal Lake so in the second to last game I just said gently caress it and screwed over the four seater by stealing all of its poo poo

Burkion posted:

Oh, I was also trying to get the two seater into the water, but they kept getting back in before I could.

:thunk: Couldn't possibly tell

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Danaru posted:

:thunk: Couldn't possibly tell

For the life of me I can't either

If you have an issue with how I'm playing, I can assure you I am not all goons.


More over, if you have an immediate issue, kill me and stop it. I am nothing if not a correctable problem.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Just got this, IIRC you guys said Mouse and Keyboard suck for this? I have an Elite Xbox one controller and a ps4. Any recommendations?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Comfortador posted:

Just got this, IIRC you guys said Mouse and Keyboard suck for this? I have an Elite Xbox one controller and a ps4. Any recommendations?

No, no, mouse and keyboard is good.

You can't use the chat function very easily with a controller.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Burkion posted:

I mean it's not like it only gets used for Mercy lewds.



But also because Terry, and to a lesser extent, Skunk.

You have to keep the main channel clear somehow. Sacrifices must be made

Ugh... this poo poo again. Like you can't keep it in loving Discord, had to bring it to the forums? Really? I finally got disassociated with that poo poo and now you're putting my name with it again. What the hell is wrong with you, Burk?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Skunkrocker posted:

Ugh... this poo poo again. Like you can't keep it in loving Discord, had to bring it to the forums? Really? I finally got disassociated with that poo poo and now you're putting my name with it again. What the hell is wrong with you, Burk?

Skunk, it's literally a joke. You don't even have any posts in that section


I'm not even sure why your name was there to begin with anymore

Also no one actually cares about the dumb poo poo Terry does there

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
But I was told specifically that the Mercy lewds all came from Skunk?

:confused:

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Shut up and post SFM Tiffany clips

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

:speedochadversion:

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001



I will never tire of that view

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
Skunk's name was on the original nsfw chat section because he specifically asked for a porn section. If you ask for it I'm gonna make sure you're recognized.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Why would a Friday the 13th discord need a porn section?

So Icey Seifuku
Dec 26, 2007

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Why would a Friday the 13th discord need a porn section?

So those of us that are pure of heart are recognized for having strong morals befitting a true "Final Girl"

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
:pwn:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I like the video game Friday the 13th: The Game, and also the hilarious movie series that it is based on.

Whoreson Welles
Mar 4, 2015

ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!

Burkion posted:

More over, if you have an immediate issue, kill me and stop it. I am nothing if not a correctable problem.

Leaving you alive is like half the fun to see what the hell you come up with.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



codenameFANGIO posted:

I like the video game Friday the 13th: The Game, and also the hilarious movie series that it is based on.

:yeah:

It's a franchise I've really come around on. I don't think it's the most inventive series at times but they figured out a solid formula and built on it. Even the lesser Friday films are at least entertaining.

I can't say the same of Nightmare or Halloween which when they work are fantastic, but when they fail they eat poo poo. Halloween more than Elm Street but those last few Elm Street movies are way better in theory than execution.

Speaking of Nightmare, I saw Freddy was recently added to DBD and my coworker was explaining his powers and such. It sounded needlessly complicated and while I'm tempted to pick the game up on the Xbox Halloween sale, even the few people on my friends list who I play Friday with who also have DBD never seem to play it.

Eh, Friday is interesting now with the updates :shrug:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
DbD is a bad game

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Also, it's the remake Freddy. Eh.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Any entertaining/informative streams/LPs of this game out there? It seems like it would be super fun to watch, but I can't find any particularly good ones.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



I watched streams for a little while before I got it and it was pretty entertaining but none of those people seem to play anymore.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

precision posted:

Any entertaining/informative streams/LPs of this game out there? It seems like it would be super fun to watch, but I can't find any particularly good ones.

The best F13 LPs are the ones that have a gimmick, IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeGmTt_BTs

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Regrettable posted:

I watched streams for a little while before I got it and it was pretty entertaining but none of those people seem to play anymore.

Yeah, it's sucks when hilarious people used to post videos but you notice all those vids are four months old and everyone just went on to the next Twitch sensation to pad their Patreon. Welcome to modern gaming.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Origami Dali posted:

Also, it's the remake Freddy. Eh.

Oh gently caress off. That movie was terrible and I don't understand why they keep going to that look for Freddy in games, because I think MK9 used that look too.

(I do know why they keep using it because the suits who handle license are probably the ones pushing it because "People don't like the old Freddy" or something equally dumb.

BUTTERWORBS
Oct 16, 2002

this game's pretty loving fun, but i'm a night shift guy. Playing in North American servers late at night, I only encounter Russians and Brazilians, mostly Russian, and mostly like 10 years old. Often times I'm the only guy in the server with a ping of less than 250, sometimes there are one or two other Americans playing. It isn't fun at all that way so the game's useless to me 80% of my waking hours

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Play with goons, we will show you the ropes. Mostly we will give you trial by fire, but that's the best way to learn.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Wanderer posted:

The best F13 LPs are the ones that have a gimmick, IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeGmTt_BTs

Pro click.

I'd recommend this series of videos by John Wolfe, they're all pretty hilarious https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfNLQec1ZRnGEmiGqPMzIlfMjVdy-eYg

I seem to think there are some Goon highlight videos too but I don't remember who all made them.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Inside Out Mom posted:

Skunk's name was on the original nsfw chat section because he specifically asked for a porn section. If you ask for it I'm gonna make sure you're recognized.

This is a lie, I asked for no such thing.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

joylessdivision posted:

Oh gently caress off. That movie was terrible and I don't understand why they keep going to that look for Freddy in games, because I think MK9 used that look too.

(I do know why they keep using it because the suits who handle license are probably the ones pushing it because "People don't like the old Freddy" or something equally dumb.

It's probably because getting the license for Robert Englund's Freddy would be slightly more expensive, because he retained the rights to his likeness and portrayal. The Jackie Earl Hailey one is easy to get because JEH absolutely doesn't give one poo poo about the role or the franchise, so New Line can just hand out the remake likeness to anybody who pays them.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Speaking of hot video game characters, Vanessa's Halloween costume :discourse:

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



King Vidiot posted:

It's probably because getting the license for Robert Englund's Freddy would be slightly more expensive, because he retained the rights to his likeness and portrayal. The Jackie Earl Hailey one is easy to get because JEH absolutely doesn't give one poo poo about the role or the franchise, so New Line can just hand out the remake likeness to anybody who pays them.

I had no idea Englund had held onto the rights to the likeness/portrayal. Must have been in his contract for one of the sequels or something.

Actually now that I think about it I could see that having been something they threw in to bring him back for part 2 because apparently they tried shooting some without him and someone (maybe Bob Shaye?) saw the dailies and had a poo poo fit.

JEH giving no fucks about the role is a little sad because he was pretty good despite the rest of the garbage he had to work with.

Why is it seemingly impossible to resurrect these franchises? I think Childs Play is the only one that has managed to pull itself out of its incredible nose dive to produce more good sequels (Curse was good, haven't seen Cult yet).

Then again we're supposed to get a new Halloween next year that Carpenter is involved with so maybe that franchise has some hope.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

joylessdivision posted:

Why is it seemingly impossible to resurrect these franchises?

The simple answer is Michael Bay.

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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

joylessdivision posted:

Why is it seemingly impossible to resurrect these franchises?

The 2009 Friday the 13th reboot was pretty good, but the franchise is stuck in a hell of competing franchise rights. Neither New Line nor Paramount want to give up their rights, because if the other company makes a movie and it's a success it'll make them look like idiots, but neither company wants to actually try and make a movie while they're sharing the franchise, because it's guaranteed not to make enough money to make it worth both of their whiles.

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