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Great video. General bumbling, forgetting of controls, camera breaking, stuck in a tree, and Bandunk musical solos. 
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Oct 24, 2017 22:26
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A million $ game engine, can't even show veggies getting cut.
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Oct 24, 2017 22:29
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Can't even do loving fast travel properly.
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Oct 24, 2017 22:39
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I like Bandunk's idea of doing four, eight-hour episodes.
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Oct 24, 2017 23:23
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Kuvo posted:full disclosure: a wine cube was involved in these next few episodes so dont expect much I expect lots of wine. Edit: having now watched the episode, I can't say that it fell short of my expectations. Qtotonibudinibudet fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Oct 25, 2017 03:22
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Wine cubes make everything better. Especially monster truck luxury car roadtrips.
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Oct 25, 2017 03:29
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i can't believe that even the ps pro has pop in for the food jpegs i mean, i assume it just didn't load before you mashed x on it. it didn't look as detailed as the toast. also i hope that if you did get the egg, you also managed to buy more cup noodles. nothing sadder than an egg with no noodles, y'know?
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Oct 25, 2017 07:34
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Is this the first Game Over you guys have managed? You know it' s a good episode when progress manages to actually go backwards.
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Oct 25, 2017 17:45
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Benson got them killed by a big rear end hydra thing earlier. I'm shocked the game killed you for that jump.
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Oct 25, 2017 17:53
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I'm finally getting around to watching the Shenmue 2 LP while I kill time, and I have to say between this and what I remember of the first Shenmue, there's so much more freedom and things to do in both of these old rear end games, no matter how bad they were in other ways. FFXV is a pretty big failure as an open world game, among other things.
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Oct 29, 2017 16:53
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Kuvo posted:full disclosure: a wine cube was involved in these next few episodes so dont expect much Was it an actual cube, or some kind of cuboid?
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Oct 29, 2017 23:04
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cant cook creole bream posted:Was it an actual cube, or some kind of cuboid? Look at this guy, what's never boxwined Too bad this game is fully voiced, I'd love to hear what awful things a box of wine makes you put into promptos mouth.
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Oct 29, 2017 23:10
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Zoe posted:I'm finally getting around to watching the Shenmue 2 LP while I kill time, and I have to say between this and what I remember of the first Shenmue, there's so much more freedom and things to do in both of these old rear end games, no matter how bad they were in other ways. FFXV is a pretty big failure as an open world game, among other things. Hey now, there's plenty of stuff to do in FFXV, it's just that none of it is interesting (aside from sick car jumps).
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:Hey now, there's plenty of stuff to do in FFXV, it's just that none of it is interesting (aside from sick car jumps). The contrast between FFXV and shenmue is a pretty interesting parallel to make. Both games that focus on their mundane actions. Let's be real: Shenmue 2's interactions were done terribly. The gotcha machine mechanic involves earning money, walking to different machines around the city, walking to different pawn shops to get their flyer, and going through menu pdfs to see what place has the best price for you pixel figures. It is bad, but it is interesting. I haven't caught up on episodes.
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Oct 30, 2017 19:14
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 Wine Cube Episode 42: Nootle Kobotle
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Oct 31, 2017 00:00
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When they say the tofu reduces hp they aren't loving around; they took off 91% 
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Oct 31, 2017 00:41
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You really need a designated sober person to handle the mechanics of this game while everybody else is wine boxing. Like a designated fast-traveler.
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Oct 31, 2017 02:20
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Funny thing about all those Monica jokes, Prompto actually was fat in some prequel thing. I don't think it was as a joke, but I didn't bother watching it.
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Oct 31, 2017 02:26
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Can I just say? In all my years of watching LPs, there is nothing that brings me more joy than drunk Benson and drunk Bandunk singing. It will never not bring a smile to my face. Also, fun fact, choosing any of the other options for the "Perfect Cup Noodle Ingredient" will lead you to a subpar boss in the overworld. Good job accidentally picking the right option.
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Oct 31, 2017 06:45
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Lt. Conquistador posted:Also, fun fact, choosing any of the other options for the "Perfect Cup Noodle Ingredient" will lead you to a subpar boss in the overworld. Good job accidentally picking the right option. It was no accident, eggs on ramen are great. That egg topping business is a great idea. You're even in San Francisco where that type of thing would probably catch on with the hipsters. 
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Oct 31, 2017 08:11
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...Wait, wasn't there supposed to be a boss there? I chose egg and remember fighting one...
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Oct 31, 2017 18:47
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Clearly you killed too many of the other animals and got it mad. The elite "run the gently caress past them" pacifist strat is obviously superior.
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Oct 31, 2017 18:53
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Ometeotl posted:...Wait, wasn't there supposed to be a boss there? I chose egg and remember fighting one... I remember it showing up as a hunt after clearing the volcano the first time around, nothing there at the start
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Oct 31, 2017 20:52
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I don't really get why they'd go to such lengths to get ingredients for lovely cup ramen. Surely they could have spent less time getting something better. I think I have found the single flaw in this game, guys.
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Nov 1, 2017 01:34
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Man, Cup Noodle™ is too perfect to improve on! This lovely annoying sidequest really makes me appreciate Cup Noodle™ even more! Seriously it's like the self awareness of the advertising wrapped around from funny to awful, and then sorta funny but still mostly awful again. I'm just waiting for the sidequest that's just Gladiolus giving a thirty minute unskippable presentation on Coleman products
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Nov 1, 2017 01:41
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Cupple Nabootle.
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Nov 1, 2017 03:57
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I think if you sing even the tiniest portion of that loving bicycle song, you forfeit all rights to complain about any other song. …is nobody gonna mention that hat? where the hell did it even come from
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Nov 1, 2017 04:06
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Bocc Kob posted:It was no accident, eggs on ramen are great. Hell, the Senor Sisig food truck already has a "$1 add egg to any menu item" option.
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Nov 1, 2017 06:27
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cant cook creole bream posted:Was it an actual cube, or some kind of cuboid? https://twitter.com/kuvosa/status/919047313741438977
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Nov 1, 2017 06:30
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I don't drink, why does it have a nozzle? Is that a gallon of wine in a box?
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Nov 1, 2017 06:35
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Nov 1, 2017 06:50
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Bocc Kob posted:I don't drink, why does it have a nozzle? Yes. https://youtu.be/wLkYe98FD9I?t=40s
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Zenostein posted:…is nobody gonna mention that hat? where the hell did it even come from Oh thank god I thought I was the only one.
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Nov 1, 2017 10:46
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Driving that car up Evil Tree Mountain is giving me severe Mass Effect 1 flashbacks.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:23
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Bocc Kob posted:I don't drink, why does it have a nozzle? To get the wine out of the box. It's in a big plastic bag supported by the cardboard so the little tap makes it easy to pour a glass, or suckle from it like some sort of booze dispensing mother-replacement that your therapist has made copious notes about.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:35
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sounds like you have some experience in the matter
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Nov 1, 2017 14:50
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I've dabbled.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:53
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https://www.target.com/bp/Wine%20Cube%99 Yes it's a literal cube No it's not a gallon it's 3L (so almost) Yes it's kinda bad No you shouldn't
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I can't wait for the new DLC, Episode Cup Noodle, to come out
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