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Louis CK is gonna be the next big name to go down for being a sex predator, right?
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 04:58 |
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RFC2324 posted:why not? They're too fast!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 05:01 |
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VanSandman posted:Louis CK is gonna be the next big name to go down for being a sex predator, right? Nah, I think it's gonna be something totally out of left field. Like Bette Midler or something.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 05:21 |
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i hope it's Hilary
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 05:24 |
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We did have that one confession years back saying that she pays guys to gently caress her.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 05:25 |
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RFC2324 posted:i hope it's Hilary Swank does seem pretty dominant.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 07:54 |
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The most surprising Clinton sex scandal at this point would be them loving each other.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 08:25 |
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My money is on Tom Hanks. Completely out of left field for me would be Ryan Reynolds. That dude just seems like such an easy going guy I can't picture him being all rapey.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 08:55 |
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limp_cheese posted:My money is on Tom Hanks. This would probably crush the hearts of a sizeable percentage of the US. So....sure, why not?
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 09:06 |
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VanSandman posted:Louis CK is gonna be the next big name to go down for being a sex predator, right? I mean if literally everyone knowing that he traps women in rooms to masturbate in front of them isn't enough to take him down I'm not sure what will be
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 10:43 |
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He loving did it to Webby from duck tales that sick filth
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 12:53 |
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mfcrocker posted:I mean if literally everyone knowing that he traps women in rooms to masturbate in front of them isn't enough to take him down I'm not sure what will be Allegedly he did this to Garfunkle and Oates Poor Kate Micucci eyes are buggy enough w/o some weirdo jerkin it.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 13:08 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:He loving did it to Webby from duck tales that sick filth The new Webby wouldn't put up with that poo poo
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 13:12 |
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Skipping a confession of someone creeping over the children from Stranger Things. Gross. Anyway here's a story written in redneck dialect quote:Here's a tale of justice gone wrong and how I killed an alien that was trying to abduct my cousin. He and me was out bush camping like half a mile from his place, me being 19 and him about 11. Like any kid he's into reading all the things down at the library about ghosts and bigfeet and aliens and had a good imagination in him so he's just about a little tense at being a bit out in the woods overnight. My uncle asked me to do this cause he says his kid just needs a mite of practice facing his fears. quote:Hey guys, it's the "mysterious puppet master who can get anyone banned". dance, puppets, dance
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:08 |
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Nobody would expect that the very architect of this thread would also be its secret puppetmaster
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:17 |
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lol puppetmaster, FAU just happened to look at the "who should be banned" thread and made a decision to get rid of him. you didn't do poo poo
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:23 |
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DandyLion posted:Nobody would expect that the very architect of this thread would also be its secret puppetmaster i thought it was an open secret loquacious writes them all?
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:24 |
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Loq is one of the most prolific writers of our time!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:40 |
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mfcrocker posted:I mean if literally everyone knowing that he traps women in rooms to masturbate in front of them isn't enough to take him down I'm not sure what will be See I hear this from people on the internet and then I try and find a primary source and there's nothing. There are only anonymous internet commenters and that Jezebel article saying Jen Kirkman was talking about him when Jen Kirkman said "I wasn't referring to Louis CK stop saying that you idiots"
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:46 |
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https://www.avclub.com/jen-kirkman-sets-the-record-straight-on-louis-ck-and-th-1818543488 Jen Kirkman on the record saying nothing happened and she thinks there's nothing behind the rumors
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:49 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:https://www.avclub.com/jen-kirkman-sets-the-record-straight-on-louis-ck-and-th-1818543488 Clearly a pawn of the patriarchy.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:57 |
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I recall the Flatwoods Monster was probably barn owls. I'd probably have done something similar, but I was basically the 11 year old in that equation and greys still spook me.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:08 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:See I hear this from people on the internet and then I try and find a primary source and there's nothing. Yeah I mean it's just another open secret in Hollywood
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:23 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:See I hear this from people on the internet and then I try and find a primary source and there's nothing. I also seem to recall another comedian coming forward and admitting that the rumors were probably about him. I want to say it was Stanhope but idk
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:25 |
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That's a tough call because Stanhope is a hopeless booze addicted pervert who doesn't give a gently caress so either he's telling the truth or lying about it because he thinks it's funny so we know nothing about it
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:30 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Allegedly he did this to Garfunkle and Oates Being mean to Kate Micucci is like kicking a puppy
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:42 |
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I'm actually Louis CK's penis IRL, and I can tell you that none of it is true.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:46 |
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one time i ate wagon-wheel shaped pasta and got the poops so bad and so radically that i could see right there in the toilet that a whole entire wagon wheel had emerged from my butthole intact
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:04 |
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Jen Kirkman is also straight-up nuts, but her nutsness might be confined specifically to politics stuff, I dunno, I don't follow her in any other context
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:06 |
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Pick posted:one time i ate wagon-wheel shaped pasta and got the poops so bad and so radically that i could see right there in the toilet that a whole entire wagon wheel had emerged from my butthole intact Always looking at wheels and seeing regrets, this one.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:06 |
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Pick posted:one time i ate wagon-wheel shaped pasta and got the poops so bad and so radically that i could see right there in the toilet that a whole entire wagon wheel had emerged from my butthole intact Always, always spend the extra time to caulk the wagon
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:16 |
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Pick posted:one time i ate wagon-wheel shaped pasta and got the poops so bad and so radically that i could see right there in the toilet that a whole entire wagon wheel had emerged from my butthole intact and now i see a freshly squeeed butt juice wagon wheel being greeding shoved back into an eac mouth when i look at your av thanks for that pick! i'm off to eat lunch
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:20 |
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rock me mama like a wagon wheel, rock me mama any way you feel
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:28 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:and now i see a freshly squeeed butt juice wagon wheel being greeding shoved back into an eac mouth when i look at your av All I see is some kind of pastry?
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:35 |
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Pick posted:one time i ate wagon-wheel shaped pasta and got the poops so bad and so radically that i could see right there in the toilet that a whole entire wagon wheel had emerged from my butthole intact Chew your gosh dang food, pick
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:36 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:All I see is some kind of pastry? Doritos
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:55 |
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One time when I had alcohol poisoning on the drive back up to Chicago from New Orleans we pulled over and I threw up whole kernels of popcorn. I hadn't eaten popcorn at all so we were all very confused.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time when I had alcohol poisoning on the drive back up to Chicago from New Orleans we pulled over and I threw up whole kernels of popcorn. I hadn't eaten popcorn at all so we were all very confused. that's some strong corn whiskey
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 18:02 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time when I had alcohol poisoning on the drive back up to Chicago from New Orleans we pulled over and I threw up whole kernels of popcorn. I hadn't eaten popcorn at all so we were all very confused. You must have gotten owned pretty bad.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 18:09 |
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loquacius posted:rock me mama like a wagon wheel, rock me mama any way you feel My confession is that I get irrationally uncomfortable and angry when that song comes on the radio. It's just so awful, it's like an anti-song
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 18:29 |