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Barudak posted:Dammit its the Amiga version its based on. The PC version is an almost entirely different game where in the midst of fighting an ant invasion a blind saxaphone player grants you wishes that dont do anything from an abandoned bar I had the PC version and it was the same story as the Amiga; you might be thinking of the Turbografx-16 CD version that had actual FMV.
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GrandpaPants posted:That's a lot of goddamn series to fit into a trilogy. This is maybe the one case where I would actively want the movies to be LotR-length behemoths.
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I can't even figure out what they'd have to cut. The show had absolutely zero filler. A lot of the backstory and info like that from the books were covered in the side shows.
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Bruteman posted:I had the PC version and it was the same story as the Amiga; you might be thinking of the Turbografx-16 CD version that had actual FMV. They should have stuck with the 1950s setting for the movie imo.
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Jared Leto is not only out as Hugh Hefner, he's claiming he was never in. Also Playboy had dumped Ratner.quote:Not surprisingly, Playboy Enterprises has put the brakes on a planned biopic about Hugh Hefner with Brett Ratner directing as well as other projects with the filmmaker’s RatPac Entertainment. Earlier this month, trades ran with the news that Jared Leto was set to play Hefner. But calls to the Suicide Squad star’s rep reveal that the Oscar-winning actor never had any intention to take the role. http://deadline.com/2017/11/jared-leto-not-playing-hugh-hefner-in-brett-ratner-movie-after-sexual-harassment-allegations-1202199559/
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Nov 1, 2017 22:47
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muscles like this! posted:Tyrese Gibson has revealed himself to be THE STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE by issuing an ultimatum to the producers of the Fast series by saying if the Rock is in the next movie he's out. Ahh, the old "it's either me or the guy who's massively more popular than me," gambit.
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muscles like this! posted:Tyrese Gibson has revealed himself to be THE STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE by issuing an ultimatum to the producers of the Fast series by saying if the Rock is in the next movie he's out. I wonder how petty they can make his death scene now. Kill him offscreen, or hire a body double like that deleted XXX scene where they killed Vin Diesel's character.
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Tars Tarkas posted:Jared Leto is not only out as Hugh Hefner, he's claiming he was never in. Also Playboy had dumped Ratner. How has Jared Leto not been outed yet? Also RIP Roman I guess. Bring back Han!
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I had to look up who he was. Did his character really bring anything to the team bedsides "Drives", " Brags", and "Whines"?
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Nov 1, 2017 23:14
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Yes, we can't have this sexual predator direct this hagiography of a sexual predator
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Rumor is they are bringing back Jordana Brewster, so just say Roman and Brian ran off together, leaving her and the kid.
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Dom kinda took over Roman's relationship with Brian anyway, but with Brian gone he's even more extraneous. This post reminded me how Paul Walker ended up becoming surprisingly good at fight scenes.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I can't even figure out what they'd have to cut. The show had absolutely zero filler. A lot of the backstory and info like that from the books were covered in the side shows. It'll be rough and there's no way to avoid cutting stuff that hurts what makes the original so good. That said I think they'll probably combine some of the big revolutions/political shifts into each other. There's Earth Cult and Phezzan plot lines that can be cut or drastically reduced. Some of the Iserlohn back and forth could be cut even if that's some of my favorite Yang. The end of the first film isn't hard to guess, but the rest of it depends on which characters get marginalized. It can work as it's own thing, but it's inevitable that a lot of fans of the series will be pissed about some cuts. I love Bucock and Merkatz, and there's no way they get everything in there for them.
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Codependent Poster posted:I wonder how petty they can make his death scene now. Kill him offscreen, or hire a body double like that deleted XXX scene where they killed Vin Diesel's character.
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FF9 Opening scene: HOBBS is carrying ROMANS coffin solo on one shoulder, like that bit in the Terminator film
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Rock walks in to room. Luda looks around, "Yo, where's Roman?" Rock stops for one second and looks at Luda, raises his eyebrow and adlibs.... "Died of rectal prolapse. Never knew he was into anime dolls." Vin looks solemn. "....Family." Jason nods. Michelle shifts her eyes around uncomfortable.
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Jason Statham just used the Fast franchise to have a better "badass taking care of kids" adventure than The Rock and Vin Diesel did in standalone movies (The Tooth Fairy and The Pacifier respectively).
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NoneMoreNegative posted:FF9 Opening scene: HOBBS is carrying ROMANS coffin solo on one shoulder, like that bit in the Terminator film Then they drop it and ludacris drives it with a remote control into the bad girl's car, because they stuff the body with a bomb "Rest... in pieces."
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"It's a good thing Roman's forehead was so big, we could fit in more explosives"
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got any sevens posted:Then they drop it and ludacris drives it with a remote control into the bad girl's car, because they stuff the body with a bomb This would be the best sendoff.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03sY9U0xrngquote:Pinned by Jason D. Marajh
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Bruteman posted:I had the PC version and it was the same story as the Amiga; you might be thinking of the Turbografx-16 CD version that had actual FMV. Dammit youre right. Whatever its the more insane but less fun one. It also features the worst song called Sea of Love. Not cover, actual totally different song
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Not even joking, but didn't we already all actually know this Brett Ratner poo poo? Like wasn't this already public knowledge years ago? Not like "duh Kevin Spacey is gay," like actual accusations and poo poo.
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muscles like this! posted:Warner Bros has severed ties with Brett Ratner. Oh gently caress yes.
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TetsuoTW posted:Not even joking, but didn't we already all actually know this Brett Ratner poo poo? Like wasn't this already public knowledge years ago? Not like "duh Kevin Spacey is gay," like actual accusations and poo poo. Because the Harvey Weinstein thing shined such a harsh light on the industry that things which were previously shrugged off are now able to destroy careers.
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TetsuoTW posted:Not even joking, but didn't we already all actually know this Brett Ratner poo poo? Like wasn't this already public knowledge years ago? Not like "duh Kevin Spacey is gay," like actual accusations and poo poo. I was under the impression that he was always known for being a giant horrible rear end in a top hat, but him being an actual sexual predator was sort of new to people.
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It was an open secret Ratner was the shrimp cocktail guy Munn wrote about, though I'm pretty sure she denied it so she wouldn't be sued
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The MSJ posted:Plus, they have new comic relief character in Scott Eastwood. My thoughts exactly. They could even assign all playboy traits to Ludacris' character and make Nathalie Emmanuel (Ramsey) the only hacker/tech wizz on the team. Tyrese's character is very replaceable.
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Roman is kinda meant to be the Face character, but doesn't really ever succeed at it aside from being a huge distraction. Luda's character is a way more low-key guy. The team kinda needs a cocky loudmouth and Tyrese did really fit that. That being said there's every chance this is guerilla marketing for the next movie.
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https://twitter.com/LamarrDouglas87/status/925809213959438337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Fast 9 needs to start with Helen Mirren emerging from some kind of lab cryopod and announcing that the mind-fusion procedure was a success, and she is now also Roman And then Hobbs and Roman can make love And Tyrese will implode irl
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ALFbrot posted:Fast 9 needs to start with Helen Mirren emerging from some kind of lab cryopod and announcing that the mind-fusion procedure was a success, and she is now also Roman Finally, a good use of Get Out technology.
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