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strangely alluring tax: his nibs fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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his nibs posted:strangely alluring
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:18 |
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That fuckin bear
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peter gabriel posted:That fuckin bear
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:19 |
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That's the face of a bear who knows where all the picnic baskets are.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:20 |
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Imagine Crobberts narrating a nature program.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:21 |
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Tax free picnic baskets.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:21 |
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"The ranger isn't gonna like this Yogi" "The backers will never know"
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Some double-posts may have been harmed during the making of that post.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:21 |
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Derek Smarter than your average bear.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:23 |
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It's fine. Really.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:24 |
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fritzgryphon posted:Topical GDC vid Awesome video perhaps send it to wtf
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:29 |
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Dark Off posted:Lo’e the last 500 years, the yu”'o stimpire has dominated yu” systems, xy.oa gu has united lo’e yath starzone, stimsis. The yu”'o stimpire has origins xyi the kyun sao pok’ya ka xy.oa kyun e the united stimpires revolted ning hyan tyung. M.oa empires except nui the yu”'o swore freedom upon their citizens. .e’o is no u.in’a uo’a lo’e the yu”'o stimpire, uth m.oa self-controlled transportation has been made illegal sol undergoing painful medical verification methods, lo’e xy.oa arteries are severed sol ki’meth resistant, operated m.oa by machines. The way se’lanyu t.ea claim uo be the huā hygenic uth aith way possible, thle s.ya’u machines xii’xi rub ning ki’meth points, causing puāng deals e ki’meth uo patients. The heart is .ath’a extracted xyi the body uth placed lo’e a glass grinding machine. Various ton centers are .u’uth dissected uth replaced ti dangerous transplants. Pen the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will .ath’a run uo use a fused guidance tool, xy.oa pumps painful resistors lo’e the body hyan syen hours. The ki’meth se’lanyu run caused is so r.u, the victim would freeze lo’e a tense position. Se’lanyu would .ath’a collapse afterwards. Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Nov 3, 2017 |
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:36 |
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fritzgryphon posted:Topical GDC vid The biggest one I noticed that CIG is often guilty of is "dont use real world limitations to excuse bad game design". Especially because they are so arbitrary about it. Like one second its all gravity goo and the next its 'well each thruster needs to impart force thats why it flys like poo poo nothing to be done" 9:20 "If someone comes in pitching 1000 person firefights then alarm bells go off" Although the presenter does show a shocking lack of game dev knowledge "Don't prototype your character opening doors. Thats easy stuff any team can do. I want to see the things that are unique and interesting that define your game" SCtrumpHaters fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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peter gabriel posted:And long after Chris remembers what it even is Ben will be buying it off ebay for $10k Are you allowed to buy off ebay when you're in gaol?
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Thoatse posted:Heh, I have >_> Dude this sounds insane. It also sounds like a hell of an awesome story. Sounds like you guys had a blast!
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:43 |
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Ubik_Lives posted:Here lies The Titanic, died busting for a leak Are you calling me fat???
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:44 |
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The Titanic posted:Are you calling me fat??? You are leaky.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:48 |
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Rugganovich posted:Are you allowed to buy off ebay when you're in gaol? plz use paylpa gift thank u
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:49 |
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Truga posted:The funny thing about 8 minutes is, I'm a proponent of long travel times in online open world games, it's good for the non-combat part of economy play (trading with places far away from main hubs gets profitable since it takes a tiny bit of effort so most won't bother), but obviously star citizen did it all wrong. Have you ever been to space? Know what it’s full of? Nothings. And poo poo. But mostly nothing. So not having anything to do for 8+ minutes is the simulation side of Star Citizen. It revolves around doubling the transverse side of the triple negative of space distances so everything is unrealistically close but hideously far in all the best ways.
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:50 |
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lovepledge was a lie
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# ? Nov 2, 2017 23:57 |
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TheAgent posted:lol how the gently caress do you get lost in the starting zones in KotoR or Kotor2 There was some branching, but some of them ended in a fire or dead end with a door that looked like it could open but didn’t. Naturally you just stop, and your brain hard locks as you sit there watching the door because maybe it will open. Or maybe that fire will eventually go out because it’s just burning on steel and steel isn’t flammable so surely it will go out eventually. Turning around and going down the other, unblocked corridor is not an option. That way is obviouslya trap. They must think we’re stupid or something.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:08 |
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I like #20 and #21.fritzgryphon posted:Topical GDC vid
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:09 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:lovepledge was a lie we are dedicated to bring you the best mmo anime fps dating sim on the planet and we will continue that dedication into 2018 and beyond please chat with our community managers if you have any questions, like "where is the game" or "what the gently caress is love pledge" or "did you just take all our preorder money and gently caress off on a pretty awesome vacation to mexico" thank you very much for your support
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:11 |
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A shame,I legit would have bought love pledge.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:14 |
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Been looking for a replacement for the pigeon dating sim.
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Although the presenter does show a shocking lack of game dev knowledge "Don't prototype your character opening doors. Thats easy stuff any team can do. I want to see the things that are unique and interesting that define your game" If we've learned anything from CIG, doors are basically loving actual rocket science.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:15 |
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McGiggins posted:A shame,I legit would have bought love pledge. I don't even loving know anymore. nothing in this loving world makes sense
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:17 |
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like if I wrote chris roberts furfiction with him impregnating Ben who proceeds to give birth to six dozen wing commander 4 boxes for the cdi, I'd probably make like $500k a year or something
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:19 |
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In the original pitch video, CR walked around the inside of a ship, and then flew the hornet thing and noted all over the articulating thrusters. Today, Star Citizen is much the same as it was, except now the pitch videos are movies instead of showcasing innovative features. The dreams are now YouTube videos. The hopes are renders and bad photoshops of ships on stolen art or footage of otter things. But never stop role playing. And definitely don’t role play that you just own one of those ships unless you actually bought it, because that’d be cheating. I’m starting to wonder if somehow CIG tapped into that frustrated Games Workshop magic vein of infinite money for basically nothing. But at least with GW the artwork is pretty cool and the lore seems to be more interesting than a 8th graders “my rpg game I’m building” notebook full of pencil sketches of stick figures fighting and maps of Mordor.
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SCtrumpHaters posted:lovepledge was a lie How DARE you. This game will happen. The development of something that hasn't been done before takes time. The fidelity is important and because of immersion, things have be done properly. I have pledged vast sums in the game and I won't let you say bad things even if the Agent goes on holidays to Monaco, buys a Porsche or two and a has a weird sliding door for his office. Love Pledge is in alpha. In fact, I am going to set up r/sctrumphaters on Reddit and get a bunch of dumbfucks to write about you incessantly, hanging on your every word. You just don't understand gameporn development.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:21 |
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Lladre posted:It looks like it was printed on an over sized 3d printer. So they paid a lot of money for a dumb prop that could have been fabricated out of some mdf and a vacuum form with some hot styrene. Those don't look like printer marks to me, that would leave a topographical layer texture if extruded or a sandstone like texture if SLS printed. It looks like shoddy fiberglass work ...to me that texture looks like coarse plain weave cloth with no veil ply. My guess is it's cnc carved mdf boards and thought they could fiberglass it to make look good without knowing how to layup fiberglass.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:21 |
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Foo Diddley posted:I've got chills, I'm hysterical, I'm cryin' It’s probably menopause setting in. They just start watching an episode of Star Citizen YouTube and then just start crying and sweating and then get cold and cry more.
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Toops posted:I like #20 and #21. 22 and 23 as well. Don't go thinking you're going to have the success of WoW. Don't be a complete pain in the rear end to work with. This is really a proclick for anyone who knows anything about Star Citizen. *Edit* Don't go trashing other publishers, don't jam in the latest fad (VR), know your scope and budget. Wow, this guy knows about game design. Strangler 42 fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Nov 3, 2017 |
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Thoatse posted:Those don't look like printer marks to me, that would leave a topographical layer texture if extruded or a sandstone like texture if SLS printed. It looks like shoddy fiberglass work ...to me that texture looks like coarse plain weave cloth with no veil ply. My guess is it's cnc carved mdf boards and thought they could fiberglass it to make look good without knowing how to layup fiberglass. Made from egg boxes and sticky-backed plastic. Blue Peter could make better.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 00:23 |
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I think they’re just going for the Nintendo Switch crowd here.
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The Titanic posted:I think they’re just going for the Nintendo Switch crowd here. "please insert cartridge 6/10 to continue"
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TheAgent posted:none of our massive teams of developers are playing wolf2, aco or the new call of duty and saying poo poo like "why am I spending thousands of dollars on a joke game" or "why am I spending dozens of hours a week writing about space tits and not the actual novel I've been working on since 2015"
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TheAgent posted:trials in tainted space is making like $35k a month for bad erotic fiction dude you're totally not supposed to admit that you know that game exists also corruption of champions
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