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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Both Nina and Alhazred are on vacation so Zelda is on hiatus. Dagbladet is just posting old strips anyway.
But here's the one from Wednesday, don't click it if you work at the female masturbation factory.
https://db-comics.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/64_9170_web.jpg
She bitches about how shite Game of Thrones is and people only watch it for the sex scenes. Then...

Here's this weeks Bob

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Delonas 100% on the "gently caress George W. Bush for being so accommodating of Muslims" train? Interesting.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

So by the distributive property

Diversity + Globalism = God

???

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
:five:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Fister Roboto posted:

So by the distributive property

Diversity + Globalism = God

???

The far right's argument is that "Allahu Akbar" doesn't actually make "God is great" but actually "God is the greatest," signalling that all Muslims believe Islam should dominate the world. Yeah, it's dumb.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

I wonder what will happen to Garrison when/if Trump is impeached or found guilty of Treason.
Go to his true and only joy in life, drawing obese furry porn.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Fister Roboto posted:

So by the distributive property

Diversity + Globalism = God

???

It is even weirder. Diversity is great + Globalism is great = God is great. A God is Great Comic.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Pakled posted:

The far right's argument is that "Allahu Akbar" doesn't actually make "God is great" but actually "God is the greatest," signalling that all Muslims believe Islam should dominate the world. Yeah, it's dumb.

No it "Thats a thing brown people say when they hate us for our freedom"

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

I wonder what would happen if ISIS came out in favor of the NRA and the deregulation of the firearms industry.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


A red-blooded American shot 500 people at a concert all at once.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

A red-blooded American shot 500 people at a concert all at once.

Stop politicizing the tragedy!!!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Johnny Walker posted:

A red-blooded American shot 500 people at a concert all at once.

Are you implying there should be extreme vetting of gun owners you liberal gently caress.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Johnny Walker posted:

A red-blooded American shot 500 people at a concert all at once.

But he wasn't a gun owner because he did not have proper ear protection and he also used not effective enough murder weapons. If he had used a proper....

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012




(among many many more, of course)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:911:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

D.N. Nation posted:



(among many many more, of course)

Solid contender for "Opposite of Reality" gaybie right here :psypop:

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Panty Saluter posted:

Solid contender for "Opposite of Reality" gaybie right here :psypop:

It might be an old one, depending on whatever "2013-2015 Revise" means.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

MelvinBison posted:

It might be an old one, depending on whatever "2013-2015 Revise" means.

"I seem to be posting this one more and more maybe there's a patt-NNNRRRRGGGGGG that hurt! What was I talking about? Oh yeah: I love guns and my shock collar!"

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Horsey no

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Lodin posted:


Here's this weeks Bob


I've met the Bob guy a few times actually when I lived in Alberta but lost touch when he started at PopCap games. I wonder if he's done anything about about the NDP since the premier of Alberta is his sister.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Goddamnit Horsey.
Take control of your wang, don't let it write articles.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Eat the rich.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Cat Mattress posted:

Eat the rich.

They're high in fat and the cleanest meat you can find these days.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MelvinBison posted:

No, then they'd be posting Family Circus or Garfield.

Someone needs to go back to sharing Filmore minus Filmore.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
Well, I guess he writes the same way he draws :stare:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

So... guns are bad, now?

Also lovin' the symbolism of that huge hand being operated by a tiny, dainty one.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

cheetah7071 posted:

Prince Val is being posted as some sort of weird protest against Zelda, right

As a newbie to this thread who's only been reading it since a week or two after I registered, can I just say that I think there's room for both Zelda and Prince Val in this thread? They're an interesting palette cleanser from the heavy politicization you're obviously going to find in, well, politicial cartooning.

I've only picked up the latest fringes of arguing over whether Zelda has a place here (clearly, due to my late arrival), but it really doesn't seem like that big a deal, given that SA doesn't suffer from small thread size limits or any other artificially imposed limitations on discussion, thus resulting in the only real ones being those we impose ourselves?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

EimiYoshikawa posted:

As a newbie to this thread who's only been reading it since a week or two after I registered, can I just say that I think there's room for both Zelda and Prince Val in this thread? They're an interesting palette cleanser from the heavy politicization you're obviously going to find in, well, politicial cartooning.

I've only picked up the latest fringes of arguing over whether Zelda has a place here (clearly, due to my late arrival), but it really doesn't seem like that big a deal, given that SA doesn't suffer from small thread size limits or any other artificially imposed limitations on discussion, thus resulting in the only real ones being those we impose ourselves?

You’re good people.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Selachian posted:

"Diversary."

I was going to mention that, but:

Trump posted:

I am today starting the process of terminating the diversary lottery program. I'm going to ask Congress to immediately initiate work to get rid of this program. Diversary and diversity lottery. Diversity lottery. Sounds nice. It's not nice. It's not good. It hasn't been good. We've been against it. So we want to immediately work with Congress on the Diversity Lottery Program, on terminating it, getting rid of it.

This is literally a White House transcript. :suicide:


Funny how they bring "terror" guns with them. I thought guns were pure and holy and good!

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


I can't stop looking at Trump's uniform in that picture. Is he supposed to be a guard or a nazi?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Axe-man posted:

But he wasn't a gun owner because he did not have proper ear protection and he also used not effective enough murder weapons. If he had used a proper....
It sure seems that more so than any of the others like him, his motivations were completely secret from everyone and died with him.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Avenging_Mikon posted:

You’re good people.

Can't be.

Reading this thread.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
The "terrorists" aren't bringing guns with them. They get the guns here. Most of them were loving born here, or lived here for years before they got radicalized.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Faustian Bargain posted:

I can't stop looking at Trump's uniform in that picture. Is he supposed to be a guard or a nazi?

Both.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Pakled posted:

The "terrorists" aren't bringing guns with them. They get the guns here. Most of them were loving born here, or lived here for years before they got radicalized.
Which is why we need to deport them all :unsmigghh:!!!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Gavin Williamson becoming new defence secretary – Theresa May has promoted Gavin Williamson, her chief whip, to the job of defence secretary to fill the role vacated after Sir Michael Fallon resigned"

Telegraph:

Who is Gavin Williamson and why does he keep a tarantula on his desk? (It's his pet, Cronus.)

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on... Westminster's spiralling sex scandal

'Go on, Doris. Why should Hollywood stars and MPs have all the fun?'

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

When he moves the barrier up again it could look a bit unfortunate :hitler:

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
Someone hit Mac. He's stuck on repeat.

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gowb
Apr 14, 2005

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... Westminster's spiralling sex scandal

'Go on, Doris. Why should Hollywood stars and MPs have all the fun?'

Lmao. classic

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