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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

BubbaGrace posted:

Also some French site is saying Massa is rage quitting retiring November 8th

This would be smart on Felipe's part, as he will die if he races in Brazil.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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iospace posted:

For the purposes of the toxxes, the 2018 seat is the only one that counts.

I forgot these and am feeling some regret.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Rock hard anticipating the return of the Kube

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Seems to be confirmed ? https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/massa-announces-f1-retirement-after-2017-season-974647/

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
So almost certainly Kubica/Stroll 2018 with di Resta on standby. Williams should let Massa retire in Brazil and put The Kube in for the last race

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Its difficult for me to keep all these drivers straight, does this look right for next year? (Italics are unconfirmed)


Ferarri
Vettel
Raikkonen

Mercedes
Hamilton
Bottas

Red Bull
Ricciardo
Verstappen

Renault
Hulkenberg
Sainz

Toro Rosso
Gasly
Hartley

Force India
Perez
Ocon

Haas
Grosjean
Magnussen

Williams
Stroll
Kubica
DiResta

Sabuer
Ericsson
LeClerc
Giovinazzi

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
If Williams sign Kubica I'll buy a Williams hat. Again. If they sign DiResta I'll not buy another hat. Because gently caress him.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Pierogi posted:

Mr Bronson as you can see, the Police here just can't cut through all the red tape. As Police commissioner I am giving you full authority to brutally murder anyone and everyone you deem unfit for the society.

The movie

Iospace get Charles Bronson to clean up the worst thread.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Will next year bring the much needed veil of political correctness to the worst thread as goons feel unable to make fun of the disabled driver?

oh I guess not, Felipe retired

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
As someone with a gimpy arm I reserve the right to comment on my boy Kube's gimpy arm

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


It won't be Kubica, he was slow in testing. You can ban me for a month if it is :toxx:

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


NtotheTC posted:

It won't be Kubica, he was slow in testing. You can ban me for a month if it is :toxx:

please be Kubica, please be Kubica, please be Kubica :pray:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Toxx updates?

A month for me if it’s not Kubica.

A month for Theophany if it’s not di Resta.

A month for Andrew Benson if it is Kubica.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


For the record (mostly my records), the following have toxxed on the 2018 Williams seat:

-Wirth: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-Theophany: Paul di Resta gets it, otherwise a month off
-GramCracker: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-NtotheTC: A month if Kubica gets the seat.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
So either I’m gone for a month or Benson.

This thread wins either way.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Well, as it stands, someone will survive. At most, three can get a month off because Kvyat for some odd reason is in the mix for talks.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
So is Wehrlein and Ericsson. That’s not happening.

It’s down to Kubica and di Resta.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

For the record (mostly my records), the following have toxxed on the 2018 Williams seat:

-Wirth: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-Theophany: Paul di Resta gets it, otherwise a month off
-GramCracker: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-NtotheTC: A month if Kubica gets the seat.

Who's the guy who thought McLaren would outscore are Lance

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS0g6RSgtpY&t=619s

Nico does not understand the Pokemons

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Powershift posted:

Who's the guy who thought McLaren would outscore are Lance

Me :smith:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Powershift posted:

Who's the guy who thought McLaren would outscore are Lance

Astoundingly ugly baby. I did give them the opportunity to reduce the time to a month via donations though, so they'll have 2 weeks following the conclusion of the season to do so, otherwise I'll probably put down 11 years and have an admin adjust it down.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Thanks Ants posted:

Rock hard anticipating the return of the Kube

Phwoooaaarrr can’t wait for Big Bobby Kube to be driving these 2018 Formula One race cars partnered with Their Lance

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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GramCracker posted:

Phwoooaaarrr can’t wait for Big Bobby Kube to be driving these 2018 Formula One race cars partnered with Their Lance

:getout:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Lance is a two time podium finisher, he’ll be the No. 1 driver for sure

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Lance is going to be back, especially when his dad is bankrolling everything.

I honestly have no drat clue who is going to take Massa's seat, but if Massa is done after Brazil, it would allow them to give Kubica an actual in-race test this season like they did with di Resta (though that was by chance in this case).

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Wait did Lance Stroll actually outscore the entire McLaren team?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Wait did Lance Stroll actually outscore the entire McLaren team?

He's currently 16 points up on them.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

GramCracker posted:

Lance is a two time podium finisher, he’ll be the No. 1 driver for sure

Where was this mythical 2nd finish?

Also can someone please explain again how Stroll dominated Formula 3? I vaguely recall the accusations that his dad basically hired a bunch of engineers and people to set up the car that were far, far above F3 standards and the other teams accused them of cheating the system or some such along those lines. Like Prema had double the amount of people vs the other teams thanks to Papa Stroll.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Wirth1000 posted:


Also can someone please explain again how Stroll dominated Formula 3?

Mad skillz

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Where was this mythical 2nd finish?

Also can someone please explain again how Stroll dominated Formula 3? I vaguely recall the accusations that his dad basically hired a bunch of engineers and people to set up the car that were far, far above F3 standards and the other teams accused them of cheating the system or some such along those lines. Like Prema had double the amount of people vs the other teams thanks to Papa Stroll.

For whatever brain retarded reason I thought he had a second podium.

Yeah that’s what my understanding of his F3 “success” was. His dad went out and essentially got the top engineers to run the team

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Tsaedje posted:

As someone with a gimpy arm I reserve the right to comment on my boy Kube's gimpy arm

Same.

*Attempts to high five, awkwardly misses, everyone watching tries not to make eye contact*

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tiny arms united

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Wiki is saying that the Williams, Toro Rosso, and Sauber seats are all still up for grabs. Everyone else has had their seats confirmed.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

keevo posted:

Wiki is saying that the Williams, Toro Rosso, and Sauber seats are all still up for grabs. Everyone else has had their seats confirmed.

Yes.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Lance Stroll unironically owns and I will be waiting for all the haters and losers with open arms when they realise this.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Theophany posted:

Lance Stroll unironically owns and I will be waiting for all the haters and losers with open arms when they realise this.

Lance Stroll is garbage and the sooner you accept this the sooner we can help you heal.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

Lance Stroll is garbage and the sooner you accept this the sooner we can help you heal.

Sorry about your broken brains, friend. :glomp:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Think TR will be Hartley-Gasly.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Human Grand Prix posted:

Think TR will be Hartley-Gasly.

All but confirmed for Toro Rosso.

Sauber has Leclerc. 2nd seat is a toss-up between Ericsson (funded by team owners) and Giovinazzi.

Williams has Stroll (lmao rofl) and toss-up between Kubica and di Resta.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

Williams has Stroll and di Resta.

Phwoar, what a team, strong choice for WCC 2018 OP.

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