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Lobok posted:Jameson's hair has colour? Are they trying to Marisa Tomei him? Did he drink from the Fountain? Does he use JJJust for Men? Only on weekdays. X-O posted:Here's today's comic. Synthbuttrange posted:
Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Nov 4, 2017 |
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David D. Davidson posted:That's not a thought bubble in the second panel, Johah is actually bursting through the wall to murder Peter He heard about that poo poo he pulled with Uncle Moley and wants revenge. Revenge against Spider-Man!
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Peter is going to interrupt Ego's vacation to Miami, but fortunately Groot will arrive to do everything while Spider Man watches
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"Haha, I like pissing off the dude who pays for my selfies!"
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mind the walrus posted:Newspaper Spider-Man: 1970 but with iphones The tariff on unlimited data is so high ![]()
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smashpro1 posted:"Haha, I like pissing off the dude who pays for my selfies!" Pissing off your boss is the American dream, as laid out by noted patriot and political thinker Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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You'd think JJJ would eventually notice that every single vacation Peter has ever taken corresponds with the mysterious weeklong absence of Spiderman himself, who presumably is otherwise present and being sighted daily. Occasionally broken up by "Spiderman mysteriously sighted in LA/Miami/etc!" AKA the exact spots Peter says he's going. Again, for the exact same duration. "There's only one explanation for this. Peter Parker... is being stalked by Spiderman!" ![]()
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:You'd think JJJ would eventually notice that every single vacation Peter has ever taken corresponds with the mysterious weeklong absence of Spiderman himself, who presumably is otherwise present and being sighted daily. You'd think so. ![]() Dont swing and drive folks!
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Mostly JJJ notices there isn't a turd on his desk every morning when spidey isn't in town.
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JJJ is showing up!?! ![]()
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God, I love this stupid comic ![]()
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Is Peter swinging from LA to Miami?
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The NSM version of Spectacular Spider-Man 6 would be something to behold.
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Wait... Peter is just weaving far too many lies into that last thing. "Oh, yeah, spiderman was there for Mole Man." "Oh? Why was Mole Man there?" "Uhh.... no reason? Also never talk to my aunt." Peter, you're allowed to tell Robbie about things that happen to Peter, and Mole Man trying to marry his aunt, and then the wedding being crashed by a giant worm that dragged you below the surface is a thing that happened to Peter.
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"Nope, didn't meet Mole Man. Ignore all the stories saying my wife talked down some security guards who wanted to shoot him. And definitely ignore anyone saying he was going to marry my aunt." e:f;b Also it's still really funny how the first act was just random people trying to beat up Melvin for just walking around Hollywood while old. Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 5, 2017 |
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I can't believe Peter would swing right into the Mad Thinker's Awesome Android!
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Someone post that 4chan screenshot of JJJ explaining why he gives Peter such a hard time, it's my favorite
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Newspaper Spider-Man : Sub-Earth Sultans
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Synthbuttrange posted:You'd think so. Fappo
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davidspackage posted:Fappo My exact thoughts. Did he finally meet his old nemesis?!
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"Hey, what's that 'thwipping' sound, why is it so windy where you are, and why do you keep grunting?"
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HIJK posted:Someone post that 4chan screenshot of JJJ explaining why he gives Peter such a hard time, it's my favorite Please don't.
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it's no real mystery why jjj hates nsm. after all, they've met.
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How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb.
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man/ Does whatever a spider can/ Spins a webs a web, any size/ Lies to law enforcement when he flies HEY THERE
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joehonkie posted:How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb. He has clearances on file from both Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama, so they know not to gently caress with him.
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Jerusalem posted:He has clearances on file from both LBJ and Barack Obama, so they know not to gently caress with him. FTFY
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joehonkie posted:How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb. No one could possibly mistake NSM's webshooters as some sort of threat.
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TSA Agent "Son, are you involved in some form LARPing or do you take cosplay too seriously?" NSM: "No, no, I'm just friends with Spider-Man and sometimes I take his place to protect his secret identity!" *TSA Agent stares blankly*
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As long as there's less than three ounces of web liquid, I don't think the TSA is going to care about the web shooters.
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Cabbit posted:Spider-Man, Spider-Man/
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I see you've been out picking up trash. How come you brought it here?
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Beat it with a brick
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Didn't this dude used to blond you know who cares this comic has ruined the greatest marriage ever and is dead to me now RIP Mayvin.
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How much of a sex-pest am I meant to read the buzzcut guy as?
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Mr. Squishy posted:How much of a sex-pest am I meant to read the buzzcut guy as? Next: CUCKED!
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Wasn't there a time we thought Jacky was gonna be Tyrannus in disguise? Is he actually going to turn out to be Kraven or something?
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