Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lobok posted:

Jameson's hair has colour? Are they trying to Marisa Tomei him? Did he drink from the Fountain? Does he use JJJust for Men?

Only on weekdays.

X-O posted:

Here's today's comic.

Also, the OP archive is done. I've added all of 2016 and the complete previous 17 years of daily Newspaper Spider-Man. You may think that's a lot of comics, and it is, but it's really not. I'd say each year reads like a couple issues of a modern comic because it reads so fast. So check it out and enjoy.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Weekday colorist turned them into ghosts.

Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Nov 4, 2017

# ? Nov 4, 2017 09:41

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

David D. Davidson posted:

That's not a thought bubble in the second panel, Johah is actually bursting through the wall to murder Peter

He heard about that poo poo he pulled with Uncle Moley and wants revenge. Revenge against Spider-Man!

# ? Nov 4, 2017 13:06

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Peter is going to interrupt Ego's vacation to Miami, but fortunately Groot will arrive to do everything while Spider Man watches ~~helplessly~~ thoughtlessly.

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:17

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Synthbuttrange posted:

"Haha, I like pissing off the dude who pays for my selfies!"

# ? Nov 4, 2017 18:34

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

mind the walrus posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man: 1970 but with iphones

The tariff on unlimited data is so high

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:28

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

smashpro1 posted:

"Haha, I like pissing off the dude who pays for my selfies!"

Pissing off your boss is the American dream, as laid out by noted patriot and political thinker Stone Cold Steve Austin.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 02:35

Irukandji Syndrome: Dec 26, 2008

You'd think JJJ would eventually notice that every single vacation Peter has ever taken corresponds with the mysterious weeklong absence of Spiderman himself, who presumably is otherwise present and being sighted daily.

Occasionally broken up by "Spiderman mysteriously sighted in LA/Miami/etc!" AKA the exact spots Peter says he's going. Again, for the exact same duration.

"There's only one explanation for this. Peter Parker... is being stalked by Spiderman!" :downs:

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

You'd think JJJ would eventually notice that every single vacation Peter has ever taken corresponds with the mysterious weeklong absence of Spiderman himself, who presumably is otherwise present and being sighted daily.

Occasionally broken up by "Spiderman mysteriously sighted in LA/Miami/etc!" AKA the exact spots Peter says he's going. Again, for the exact same duration.

"There's only one explanation for this. Peter Parker... is being stalked by Spiderman!"

You'd think so.

Dont swing and drive folks!

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:18

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Mostly JJJ notices there isn't a turd on his desk every morning when spidey isn't in town.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JJJ is showing up!?! :hellyeah:

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:23

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

God, I love this stupid comic :allears:

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:28

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Is Peter swinging from LA to Miami?

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:38

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

The NSM version of Spectacular Spider-Man 6 would be something to behold.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:43

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Wait... Peter is just weaving far too many lies into that last thing.

"Oh, yeah, spiderman was there for Mole Man."

"Oh? Why was Mole Man there?"

"Uhh.... no reason? Also never talk to my aunt."

Peter, you're allowed to tell Robbie about things that happen to Peter, and Mole Man trying to marry his aunt, and then the wedding being crashed by a giant worm that dragged you below the surface is a thing that happened to Peter.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:59

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

"Nope, didn't meet Mole Man. Ignore all the stories saying my wife talked down some security guards who wanted to shoot him. And definitely ignore anyone saying he was going to marry my aunt."

e:f;b

Also it's still really funny how the first act was just random people trying to beat up Melvin for just walking around Hollywood while old.

Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 5, 2017

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:01

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I can't believe Peter would swing right into the Mad Thinker's Awesome Android!

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:05

HIJK: Nov 25, 2012; in the room where you sleep

Someone post that 4chan screenshot of JJJ explaining why he gives Peter such a hard time, it's my favorite

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:19

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Newspaper Spider-Man : Sub-Earth Sultans

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:52

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

You'd think so.

Dont swing and drive folks!

Fappo

# ? Nov 5, 2017 07:39

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

davidspackage posted:

Fappo

My exact thoughts. Did he finally meet his old nemesis?!

# ? Nov 5, 2017 09:05

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

"Hey, what's that 'thwipping' sound, why is it so windy where you are, and why do you keep grunting?"

# ? Nov 5, 2017 14:14

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

HIJK posted:

Someone post that 4chan screenshot of JJJ explaining why he gives Peter such a hard time, it's my favorite

Please don't.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 15:32

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

it's no real mystery why jjj hates nsm. after all, they've met.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 22:21

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Nov 6, 2017 00:22

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Synthbuttrange posted:

How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 00:23

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Spider-Man, Spider-Man/
Does whatever a spider can/
Spins a webs a web, any size/
Lies to law enforcement when he flies

HEY THERE

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

joehonkie posted:

How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb.

He has clearances on file from both Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama, so they know not to gently caress with him.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:46

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Jerusalem posted:

He has clearances on file from both LBJ and Barack Obama, so they know not to gently caress with him.

FTFY

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:13

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

joehonkie posted:

How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb.

No one could possibly mistake NSM's webshooters as some sort of threat.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 08:57

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

TSA Agent "Son, are you involved in some form LARPing or do you take cosplay too seriously?"
NSM: "No, no, I'm just friends with Spider-Man and sometimes I take his place to protect his secret identity!"
*TSA Agent stares blankly*

# ? Nov 6, 2017 09:27