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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


lol as mass shootings increase exponentially conservatives are only gonna care if it owns the libs haha

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


fits my needs posted:

Well, yeah. I'm awaiting to see what poo poo-hole Midwestern/Southern state/city they set up the Muslim internment camps in over the next few years.

Kentucky is looking for new sources of income, so a prison guard boom would probably give them some relief.

Alternatively, we could ship them to Hurricane Island.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
mods

if northam wins please change schnorkles name to democraps and his av to the tweet

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Brother Friendship looked up from urinating into the sink and stared deeply into the mirror, his SLANTY ASIAN EYES impossibly shut over the surprisingly round orbs that let him read MANGA. "Me wish toilet was american coke!" he yipped, the taste of KIM-CHI still lingering in his mouth mixed with the taste of RAMEN NOODLES to say nothing of the fresher taste of CUM before looking down and realizing he had covered the floor and his GETA with piss. "Oh rooo!" he roared, fretting how clean he would have to make his feet before sleeping on his TATAMI MATTRESS.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





all glory to the dread god, Roomba

all shoelaces to its brushèd maw

hail cleanliness

hail roomba

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Shear Modulus posted:

northam is against m4a but more important is how he folded and backpedaled like every issue that gillespie attacked him that might potentially be of interest to minorities on like sanctuary cities and confederate monuments, making it clear he's traditional democrat in that he will pretend he's working in the interest of minorities but throw them under the bus the instant he thinks he can

Well, at least he doesn't want to immediately kill certain minorities or send them to camps?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



i hope someone edits those editors off of the earth :smug:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/stevekornacki/status/928020721032417280
TRUMP!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




trump is dril

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

NofrikinfuN posted:

Kentucky is looking for new sources of income, so a prison guard boom would probably give them some relief.

Alternatively, we could ship them to Hurricane Island.

Lol, I wonder if CA will let people flee to Mexico or if ICE/BP will shut down the border with drones.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Princess Died posted:

so a white male being the next dem prez is certain, much like death

checks out

i wouldn't be surprised if we had another male president who was part of a racial minority, but there's like a zero percent chance that a woman will ever be president. just none. i'm not saying that's a good thing, it's clearly not, but i just don't see it ever happening in my lifetime. well, maybe a self-hating lovely white republican woman like sarah palin, but post-elevator i don't even see that as a possibility

[edit] i meant post-escalator fuuuuck it was a long day at work

BUSH 2112 has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Nov 7, 2017

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol someone tell Trump and he'll brag about how well he's polling

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
CNN talked for 20 straight minutes over two shows about the shooting, so i went to Youtube. the top "news" live stream is infowars WAR ROOM with owen smoothboy

and hes talkin politics

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


loving boring if Virginia actually goes dem

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

post without rhythm to avoid attracting TRUMP

lol at the sneak Dune ref

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

BUSH 2112 posted:

i wouldn't be surprised if we had another male president who was part of a racial minority, but there's like a zero percent chance that a woman will ever be president. just none. i'm not saying that's a good thing, it's clearly not, but i just don't see it ever happening in my lifetime. well, maybe a self-hating lovely white republican woman like sarah palin, but post-elevator i don't even see that as a possibility

2020: president kamela harris

2024: president nikki haley

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

fits my needs posted:

Lol, I wonder if CA will let people flee to Mexico or if ICE/BP will shut down the border with drones.

the border with Mexico is gigantic and nobody can close it even if they wanted to

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Oh yeah, people love an aggressive, loud rear end in a top hat and will automatically respect them more in the same way that so many people will automatically respect a female candidate less

*in a very complete idiot voice*

Our empire has become stagnant, we need an outsider to step in, and since I know nothing about this man he surely fits the bill. bernieTRUMP

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs posted:

Lol, I wonder if CA will let people flee to Mexico or if ICE/BP will shut down the border with drones.

there's still time to make Barry the nominee for DHS secretary! :pray:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/928018438290886656

lmao just lmao if u thought menendez would go down in NJ

lol the judge "told jurors that they should rely on their individual and collective memories to determine how to define a senator and what was in the transcript."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nonsense posted:

loving boring if Virginia actually goes dem

trump deleting all his pro-gillespie tweets will be good though

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Der Meister posted:

the border with Mexico is gigantic and nobody can close it even if they wanted to

i dont care

BUILD THE COMICAL KEYNESIAN MONEYSINK WALL

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/928018438290886656

lmao just lmao if u thought menendez would go down in NJ

A miserable pile of secrets

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

judge can’t just answer the question? what a dick

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

post without rhythm to avoid attracting TRUMP

these fingers never gonna post again,

doo doo dooo aint got no rhythmmmm

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


deadgoon posted:

who are these maniacs who still view the dems favorably

they are at least one of the following: old/rich/white,

also didn't clap and doesn't know who ed balls is either

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Nonsense posted:

loving boring if Virginia actually goes dem

Northam still going to lose by 6 points

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brother Friendship posted:

Brother Friendship looked up from urinating into the sink and stared deeply into the mirror, his SLANTY ASIAN EYES impossibly shut over the surprisingly round orbs that let him read MANGA. "Me wish toilet was american coke!" he yipped, the taste of KIM-CHI still lingering in his mouth mixed with the taste of RAMEN NOODLES to say nothing of the fresher taste of CUM before looking down and realizing he had covered the floor and his GETA with piss. "Oh rooo!" he roared, fretting how clean he would have to make his feet before sleeping on his TATAMI MATTRESS.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

liberal atheists win 27-1 woooo

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
voted straight dem in my rural pa hellhole because what else am i supposed to do since i'm not accelerationist.gif :patriot:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
can someone post the gif btw i need a good chuckle

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Can't bork the schnork!!!!!

u can NOT bork the schnork :hai:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

juche avocado posted:

these fingers never gonna post again,

doo doo dooo aint got no rhythmmmm

roomba doesn't need fingers to post :hai:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
there are good dems here in MN, sorry about your lovely states

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Epic High Five posted:

Oh yeah, people love an aggressive, loud rear end in a top hat and will automatically respect them more in the same way that so many people will automatically respect a female candidate less

while this is true in a broad sense, I'm not sure it applies to Hillary

https://youtu.be/gZYuLFJfKLI

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


it's cool that the shooter was a nazi but all the nazis are going "he was a liberal atheistcuck!!" and half the country is going to believe them

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?
schnork status: borked -- [unborked]

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's cool that the shooter was a nazi but all the nazis are going "he was a liberal atheistcuck!!" and half the country is going to believe them

national socialist

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



we must all look deeply within our hearts to determine how to define a senator

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