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DICK DICER posted:Hm. I would never say that i am one to make less than well thought out, advisable decisions, but maybe i shouldnt have eaten a family sized bag of habanero lime flavored mexican tortilla chips before embarking onto what may be the longest, most desolate stretch of walled in high traffic hurricane ravaged concrete in the known universe Its florida. I'm sure everyone has witnessed someone taking a poo poo at the side of the road.
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 am about to eat lifetime firsy honeybun ever trip report to follow
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Nov 8, 2017 21:40
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Oh. Oh yeah. That is in fact the stuff
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Ok ima need like all of those
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Surrender the buns and nobody gets hurt
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The best ones come off of coffee trucks at construction sites, garages etc..
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How have you never had a honeybun?! That is the most astonishing thing about all this.
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Of all the things in this thread series to not believe... that you've never had a honeybun is tops on the list. In vehicular news, REI has a killer deal on your '16 Grater Charge 3: https://www.rei.com/product/101543/charge-grater-3-bike-2016 That's a seriously nice bike for that price.
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QuarkMartial posted:How have you never had a honeybun?! That is the most astonishing thing about all this. Same
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If you can get access to a microwave they're fuckin incredible hot. Also Anthrax was the best of the thrash big 4 and dill pickles suck, while I'm here.
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Shrugs Not Drugs posted:If you can get access to a microwave they're fuckin incredible hot. yes quote:Also Anthrax was the best of the thrash big 4 no quote:and dill pickles suck, while I'm here. yes
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Seriously, you've never had a honeybun? That like the most shocking thing I think I e learned about you so far.
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QuarkMartial posted:How have you never had a honeybun?! That is the most astonishing thing about all this. They're not really a west coast thing unless you're in prison.
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Holy gently caress, you already hit Marathon?  When you get to Ramrod Key, the Looe Key tiki bar is gonna be on your left. Get some conch chowder all up in you. J-Daddy used to live on Ramrod within spitting distance, I drank there every night when I visited 5 years ago. It's still standing after Irma, but the roof's been blown off. PMed you his info, and he's got your name, you might get a FB request. (And yeah, as I said in your PM, that's me on FB) Bahia Honda is an actual state park with campgrounds, so that might be a good place to rest depending on where you're at tomorrow. Nice beaches, restrooms to set on fire with all those nitro takis edit: I was gonna request a picture of you next to the Sugar Loaf Key bat house but apparently Irma destroyed it.  edit part deux: you know, I'm not sure who I'm more jealous of. Dave gets to visit the Keys, but my father gets to meet 14 before I do. 
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Holy gently caress, you already hit Marathon? Say it. Say Key Ramrod.
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Oh uh also Every roadside speed radar ive ridden past is confirming a sustained riding speed of, no poo poo, 14 miles per hour.
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DICK DICER posted:Say it. If there's not already a gay stripper in KW named "Key Ramrod", I am going to be achingly disappointed that I was not born with a dick, because I could move there and make mad bank with that name. So, this reminds me of another thing everyone ought to try when visiting KW: there's a clothing-optional bar called the Garden of Eden. It's on the roof of the Bull & Whistle, so you can strip down to nothing (they provide towels so you can safely lounge in the deck chairs without getting cooties from someone's ballsweat) and no one walking down the street can see you. Just bask in FL sunshine while sipping a cocktail, totally naked. The first 5 minutes I was nervous as hell, but the next hour was one of the most relaxing ones of my life. Fake Edit: just saw your latest post. Daaaang, you droppin' that hammer, 14. I know I'm several latitudes away from you, but, uh, it IS dark out, no? Also, you're in the Heart of Darkness there, middle keys like Marathon to Cudjoe to Sugarloaf were the worst hit.
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There's a Bat Tower on Sugarloaf. Yeah, I know it's a habitat for bats, but still. The Bat Tower.
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Holy poo poo you are covering some ground. Can confirm Bahia Honda is a great place to camp if it's open, that's another Corona commercial opportunity there. Also lol at the honeybun, add me as another person astonished that you've never had one before.
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OH GOD OH GOD NO I hosed UP AND SPILLED THE LAST OF MY MOSQUITO SPRAY HERE  
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THE NOZZLE WAS CLOGGED FROM THE SHRUB I TOOK FROM MAR A LAGO SO I UNSCREWED THE CAP AND MY HANDS, THEY WERE SO SWEATY THANKS OBAMA
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Keep moving then so they stay off you THEYRE STICKING TO MY SWEAT ON IMPACT
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Deteriorata posted:There's a Bat Tower on Sugarloaf. Yeah, I know it's a habitat for bats, but still. Don't know if you missed my edit earlier, but alas, The Bat Tower is no more thanks to Irma.  I'm glad I got to see it when it existed.(For the record, the intended purpose of the bat tower was to attract bats, because mosquitoes are suck* an issue that locals were like "gently caress yeah, we'll take bats over bugs". Never worked as planned, it never did turn into a condo for bats, but there was always a kick-rear end osprey nest up top. I hope the ospreys made it out okay.) *That was a typo, but it worked so well edit: ....aaaaand while I was typing that, 14 has confirmed the squito issue.
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Passing bat tower road. Starting to feel the burn
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You're making killer progress, dude. Keep going.
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At mile marker loving 14, my tail light died. Right next to a park. Im wondering if this is a sign.
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Pham Nuwen posted:DICK DEFECTOR He would need to avoid their DICK DETECTOR So they don't deploy the DICK DEFLECTOR yeah, that's all I got. Thought I had more, but welp.
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You need to have someone take your pic with your bike at the southern most point when you get to Key West, it looks like this:
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Also lol at the honeybun, add me as another person astonished that you've never had one before. This thread is the first time I've ever heard of them. We don't have those things in California.
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That's weird. I grew up in the midwest and as a kid ate way too many of them. Wonder why they aren't a thing on the west coast. Do you guys get the Hostess junk food there? Like the pies and cupcakes and poo poo?
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Applebees Appetizer posted:That's weird. I grew up in the midwest and as a kid ate way too many of them. Wonder why they aren't a thing on the west coast. Do you guys get the Hostess junk food there? Like the pies and cupcakes and poo poo? Hostess, yes; Tastykake, no.
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This whole loving trip. From the Jeepocalypse to the Greyhound debacle to the hauling-loving-rear end to the keys, I too am completely blown away at the ignorance of honey buns. Do you west coasters even know who Little Debbie is?
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:This whole loving trip. From the Jeepocalypse to the Greyhound debacle to the hauling-loving-rear end to the keys, I too am completely blown away at the ignorance of honey buns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMP-QNPP5QU
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Magnus Praeda posted:Hostess, yes; Tastykake, no. So do you not get these then?  There's more than one maker of honeys buns, in fact a bunch of different junk food makers have them available here.
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