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It has Rowdy Roddy Piper fighting mutant frogs and it one hundred percent lives up to its premise, Hell Comes To Frogtown is goddamn incredible
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:It has Rowdy Roddy Piper fighting mutant frogs and it one hundred percent lives up to its premise, Hell Comes To Frogtown is goddamn incredible Just because you can make the synopsis sound dope doesn't make it so. I couldn't get through it.
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Teenage Fansub posted:I'm making an assumption about these all being bad, but... the madea straw dogs poster got me to watch his movies and guess what. theyre fine
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Man, I still cannot understand how Bright got made. Max Landis wanted to make a Shadowrun movie, couldn't get the license and went, "Uh okay I'll do a find + replace on the trademarked terms and change the city from Seattle to LA." I'm gonna watch the gently caress out of it and it's gonna suuuuuck.
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Inzombiac posted:Man, I still cannot understand how Bright got made. You have now ensured that I, too will watch this trainwreck. Cannot wait
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What the gently caress is this?
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Mister Chief posted:What the gently caress is this? A terrible, terrible idea.
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Mister Chief posted:What the gently caress is this? A levitating zombie, apparently
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Inzombiac posted:Man, I still cannot understand how Bright got made. Anyone can write. The question is how did Max Landis sold his Bright script to Netflix for $3,000,000. Probably a combination of Max being son of Bloody John Landis and Netflix willing to buy scripts most studios would look over. Side note: He did write a Space Mountain movie script but Disney did not pick it up. It's about future people travelling faster than light on a space train, but something went wrong because while the train can transport physical things at FTL speeds, it cannot do so to non-physical things such as the human soul. He chose Space Mountain because he remembered riding it alone at 4am probably while the Disney technicians were doing a maintenance run.
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The MSJ posted:Anyone can write. The question is how did Max Landis sold his Bright script to Netflix for $3,000,000. Probably a combination of Max being son of Bloody John Landis and Netflix willing to buy scripts most studios would look over. You know, based on that story and the more recent Dirk Gently, I think Max Landis might actually rule.
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And More posted:You know, based on that story and the more recent Dirk Gently, I think Max Landis might actually rule. Based on that Space Mountain story, I think Max Landis might actually have watched Event Horizon. Yes, I know it works the exact opposite way in Event Horizon. It's still "ship goes faster than light, thus causing horror movie".
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Inzombiac posted:Man, I still cannot understand how Bright got made. Hello, I'm a Los Angeles Police Department police officer and this is...Orc.
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The MSJ posted:Anyone can write. The question is how did Max Landis sold his Bright script to Netflix for $3,000,000. Probably a combination of Max being son of Bloody John Landis and Netflix willing to buy scripts most studios would look over. I mean at this point it's less he's John Landis's son than that he wrote Chronicle and...well that's kinda it but Chronicle was only five years ago and it made 10x its budget. I haven't really read anything of his since Chronicle but my guess is his stuff reads very high octane high concept Shane Black-esque so the appeal is pretty obvious. Honestly urban race relations through what to a lot of people probably seems like a totally original fantasy filter is a really good idea. Can't copywrite Orcs and Elves baby.
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Jedit posted:Based on that Space Mountain story, I think Max Landis might actually have watched Event Horizon. I mean, it's not really the originality of the concept as much as the audacity that he tried to sell it to Disney. "C'mon Pluto. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see. Ha-ha!"
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Demons and spooky poo poo isn't new for Space Mountain though https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/halloween-ghost-galaxy/
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Palpek posted:No, I don't consider Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla good. But the poster is loving sublime.
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Mister Chief posted:What the gently caress is this? A bold new reimagining of the George A. Romero classic. I think I saw the earlier remake with... Mena Suvari? Bad enough to not remember a thing about it.
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Inzombiac posted:Man, I still cannot understand how Bright got made. Every time I see the orc makeup I just think it looks like a burn victim, or a soldier who had a grenade blow up in their face and got reconstructive surgery. It doesn't read a like an orc at all. e: And yeah, that souls-can't-travel-faster-than-light concept could be interesting depending on how it was executed. But it's not a fuckin' Space Mountain movie. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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feedmyleg posted:e: And yeah, that souls-can't-travel-faster-than-light concept could be interesting depending on how it was executed. But it's not a fuckin' Space Mountain movie. Start a film with a bright and cheery group of colonists going into hypersleep for a century long journey at sub-light-speed to their new home. They arrive, and touch down, and find there are already spaceships there--ships more advanced but clearly from their own world. They quickly learn that while they were asleep, FTL was developed and another group of colonists was sent ahead of them--and when they arrived, they were wrong.
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Shocking twist: Space Mountain is the Kessel Run.
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We can experiment and determine at precisely what age foetuses get souls plugged into them!
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Palpek posted:No, I don't consider Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla good. It really is not a good movie. Love that poster and Space Godzilla's design though.
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It's longer than you think, dad! Longer than you think!
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And More posted:You know, based on that story and the more recent Dirk Gently, I think Max Landis might actually rule. You should probably learn more about Max Landis.
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The best thing Max Landis did was that video about HHH.
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Waffleman_ posted:The best thing Max Landis did was that video about HHH. That's not high praise.
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Palpek posted:What if...the crew's lost souls got attached to the second crew flying behind them? I like it. A ghost story where the cast are haunted by souls that were ripped out of crewmembers going faster than them and now trying to sabotage the ship or harm the crew. The dilemma is the ship is approaching but not yet reached light speed, so they have to figure out what is happening and change the ships course before their souls are ripped out, but some crew men who don't believe that's what is happening just want to hit the jump sooner so they can escape the apparitions or temporal distortions and/or if they try to stop they are all condemned to a slow death in space because they don't have the resources to trundle back to another inhabited world.
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They turned Tomorrowland into Bioshock with George Clooney being in love with a robot with the body of a little girl, all bets are off.
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If you want something to praise Max for, forget his dumb big personality internet videos and read his actually published Superman miniseries, American Alien. It's really great.
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Waffleman_ posted:The best thing Max Landis did was that video about HHH. That was so goddamn good! Also I need to see Frogtown  
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