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Bored posted:You don’t have to imagine what they look like on, friend! Some of the buyers took pictures wearing them and the picture are right there, at the top of the reviews section, if you are using the AliExpress app. lordamercy I am browsing on a computer with a regular browser 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lordamercy I am browsing on a computer with a regular browser That’s what I figured and just edited my post to reflect that. It’s just weird that the store hasn’t censored the pictures of semi-erect penises in their review section. I think some of the reviewers might even have pictures of themselves set as their profile pics. Edit: yep, one dude has his own picture for his profile pic. He gave them only 3 stars and I guess complained in Russian. Maybe something about the hole for the balls being too tight? Also, those underpants have a second hole for the balls to hang out. ‘A different customer who actually managed to restrain himself from posting a picture of his cock’ posted:very sexy underwear..my cock loves the freedom of these undies and my balls like dangling free Bored fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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Nov 9, 2017 21:35
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Xun posted:So if I buy something off alibaba/aliexpress, what are the odds that it'll be not as advertised? Specifically looking at synthetic gemstones so I'd rather not get some glass instead Not sure about gemstones, but I’ve had quite a few items of silver jewellery from AliExpress. Been good quality and nothing has turned green or made my hand fall off. Yet. flashy_mcflash posted:I thought I remembered someone asking about Wish earlier in the thread but can't find the response. Is ordering from there legit? Its very clearly AliExpress types of stuff but I'm thinking the shipping times won't be as crazy. Anyone use them? Have used it a few times. Same sort of shipping times, and they usually charge for it too, without giving you shipping options at checkout. However, on the app there’s a tab for things that have faster delivery. It’s a good app for finding fun and cute presents. The range is a bit less random than AE.
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Nov 9, 2017 21:58
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 10 compasses for £2 I will never get lost again!
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Nov 9, 2017 22:48
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spog posted:
You can take the average bearing of all 10 compasses and get a more accurate reading than 1 £2 compass!
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Nov 9, 2017 22:55
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Yes get the shot where they're all pointing in different directions.
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Nov 9, 2017 23:01
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You can take the average bearing of all 10 compasses and get a more accurate reading than 1 £2 compass! Loooolll
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spog posted:
Does a nice Suunto cost more than 20£ tho? e: Oh 2£ for all 10 pieces? That's insane. 3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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Nov 10, 2017 01:18
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Please tell us how many of them point right.
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Nov 10, 2017 01:22
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But honestly if you have cub scouts or something the compasses are probably fine.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:But honestly if you have cub scouts or something the compasses are probably fine. gently caress that at least 80% of my memory of cub scouts, from cub through weebalo to eagle, is following goddamned compass waypoints and bearings to some tree with a dog tag nailed to it over and over and over. You need accuracy for that poo poo, man.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:gently caress that at least 80% of my memory of cub scouts, from cub through weebalo to eagle, is following goddamned compass waypoints and bearings to some tree with a dog tag nailed to it over and over and over. You need accuracy for that poo poo, man. how many ticks to the prostate
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or, alternatively, "I was a cub scout... until I took a tick to the prostate"
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:gently caress that at least 80% of my memory of cub scouts, from cub through weebalo to eagle, is following goddamned compass waypoints and bearings to some tree with a dog tag nailed to it over and over and over. You need accuracy for that poo poo, man. P hosed up that Huckabee's son was nailing dogs to trees
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Bored posted:You don’t have to imagine what they look like on, friend! Some of the buyers took pictures wearing them completely uncensored, because of course they did. The pictures are right there at the top of the reviews section if you are using the AliExpress app. hey so this also applies to the women's lingerie.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/10/chinese-company-offers-single-people-a-lifetime-supply-of-alcohol-for-1275 Single goons; drink yourself to death in honour of 11.11.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-real-1968-year-More-than-45-years-old-pu-er-tea-health-care-Puer-tea/32839359537.html Back in the late 90s 2000s id visit big cities like Beijing and these touts would follow us with cans of apparently real tea (like with the fancy printings and embossing and poo poo on it), but the local guides told us the tea inside was most likely discarded leaves used by restaurants/tea houses. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the next evolution in that scam was to price it MORE than the real thing to capture our hipster love of everything vintage
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My mini block pokemon things came today (shipping says 20 - 41 days, arrived in 17 and i even had notices from the post office that my parcel would arrive the day before and then what should we do with the parcel if you're not home, which isnt usual for aus post unless you pay for it???) https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr....28c34eff3dsanj I didnt get a LOT, i did get 8 different ones. Each was individually packaged and then all were then in 1 parcel I was going to say all is well (they say no box, but then fold the box up neatly and ship it as well) but the chinese instructions are un-usable. There is no way to tell what blocks to use or where one block ends and another starts. So i've had to find instructions that make sense. But so far, no missing pieces, in fact quite a few spares. (And again i think i paid a few cents less than what they are now with the sale)
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Nov 10, 2017 12:27
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spog posted:
If those are anything like the compass in my walking stick, they're absolutely worthless. 2 Completely different readings.
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LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:Back in the late 90s 2000s id visit big cities like Beijing and these touts would follow us with cans of apparently real tea (like with the fancy printings and embossing and poo poo on it), but the local guides told us the tea inside was most likely discarded leaves used by restaurants/tea houses. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the next evolution in that scam was to price it MORE than the real thing to capture our hipster love of everything vintage I remember my biotechnology lecturer telling my class about how the cheap tea powder used in Asian coffeshops are literally swept off the floor of factories making the tea we buy in supermarkets.
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The MSJ posted:I remember my biotechnology lecturer telling my class about how the cheap tea powder used in Asian coffeshops are literally swept off the floor of factories making the tea we buy in supermarkets. Sounds about right. Sweepings also get sold to you in the cheaper teabags via your local supermarket.
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Nov 10, 2017 12:55
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Not Ali but lol
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Nov 10, 2017 13:25
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 No SPH! Do i ahve to do everything myself?!
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Nov 10, 2017 14:27
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 https://www.theglobeandmail.com/rep...rticle36883687/
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Over There posted:Not Ali but lol That's amazing. "Giant 6.5 feet teddy bear!" And what is the cheapest way to make it technically measure 6.5 feet in some dimension? Why, use the regular two-foot-tall body and make the legs twice as long, of course 
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Nov 10, 2017 17:23
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Anyone have a vendor who is decent for lego minifigs? Planning Xmas bonbons.
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Good news! http://s.aliexpress.com/67nEz6V3 At least shipping is free?
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WebDog posted:Anyone have a vendor who is decent for lego minifigs? Planning Xmas bonbons. I've found that the quality varies from figure to figure more than from seller to seller. I've bought lego dudes from many different stores and sometimes (70% of the time) they're sharply printed and fit together well, sometimes (20%) they've got some fuzziness in the graphics or an arm is really tight at first or whatever but generally fine, and sometimes (10%) they've got an obvious flaw like a leg that doesn't fit on properly or a blob of misapplied paint. Since they're like 85 cents in bulk, I suggest just buying a bunch of extras and picking the best ones.
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goatface posted:Please tell us how many of them point right.  However, they do need a tap and wait for 2 seconds to settle down before pointing in the right direction. Fine for my use, not so good if you are running away from Will Teasle. I use them when walking around a strange town. It saves me having to do the Google Maps Wander - 20 metres in one direction, then 20metres in the opposite direction, then 20metres at 45 degrees to the last one until your phone works out where north is.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:40
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That's good, to be honest. I don't need taxpayers subsidizing my dumb purchases.
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Nov 10, 2017 18:46
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Over There posted:Not Ali but lol lmao
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I clicked on a aliexpress link on my phone just now and my browser app wanted permission to start recording audio. What the gently caress.
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value-brand cereal posted:I clicked on a aliexpress link on my phone just now and my browser app wanted permission to start recording audio. Was it the thing where you scream into your phone to get a coupon?
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Was it the thing where you scream into your phone to get a coupon? Just to confirm this is a real thing and not a joke.
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Nov 10, 2017 22:15
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TLG James posted:If those are anything like the compass in my walking stick, they're absolutely worthless. 2 Completely different readings. Reminds me of the vendor who tried to sell Chinese-made precision thermometers and one dude pointed out all the sample units were showing a different temperature.
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Nov 10, 2017 22:23
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That's probably a good thing, if only because it'll slow down my purchases of useless poo poo for idiots
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Wamdoodle posted:Just to confirm this is a real thing and not a joke. Absolutely a real thing. I believe that it is part of their 11/11 promotion. I have not tried it.
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WebDog posted:Anyone have a vendor who is decent for lego minifigs? Planning Xmas bonbons. I've bought heaps from this store and not had any major issues https://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/1707009.html?spm=2114.12010608.0.0.37d1f6a4WbodGw
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I just ordered a bunch of clothes. Will I regret this?
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