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Pirate Radar posted:Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Martin Sheen’s wife? Now that's a funny forums quote.
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Pirate Radar posted:Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Martin Sheen’s wife? The Aristocrats!
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Nov 10, 2017 05:35
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Pirate Radar posted:Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Martin Sheen’s wife? The 70s were a crazy time.
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Nov 10, 2017 06:37
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Gatekeeper posted:nooner, you broke my loving heart. You're my favorite poster and i love you like a pet dog or a pretty Spanish teacher but I can't forgive this.guns n roses is my favorite band of all time and has been since I was a baby. you BROKE MY loving HEART NOONER Gatekeeper posted:I WANT MY loving PAINTING BACK NOONER Gatekeeper posted:
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Normal Adult Human posted:they see themselves loving a child in the future and sort of shrug. nothing they can do. minor report
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Detective No. 27 posted:
6 minutes later: ALFbrot posted:Glass production has been halted after numerous sexual assaults by the cast have come to light another 7 minutes: ALFbrot posted:Production of the troubled Glass has resumed, with all actors being replaced by Christopher Plummer Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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Nov 10, 2017 14:34
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Does anyone have the Web Butt thread that has these two gems: something like twisty/deg going to a pharmacy but they wont give him the many pills he needs twisty/deg/someone gluing candycorn to their teeth and scaring a girl they have a crush on then the teach comes out and starts stomping him with his oxfords
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Nov 10, 2017 14:40
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Anyone got the Open Palm slam variation that got posted when goons were talking about sounding rods?
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Nov 10, 2017 14:41
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Cindy Shitbird posted:Anyone got the Open Palm slam variation that got posted when goons were talking about sounding rods? 
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Nov 10, 2017 14:51
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What a twist!
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Cindy Shitbird posted:Anyone got the Open Palm slam variation that got posted when goons were talking about sounding rods? Was that in the e/n thread where some posters tried to convince OP to teach their underage brother safer sounding techniques? Man, this forum is really hosed up sometimes.
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Nov 10, 2017 16:52
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Aesop Poprock posted:Literally the first thing I thought was "that bear was built to gently caress"
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Roro posted:Was that in the e/n thread where some posters tried to convince OP to teach their underage brother safer sounding techniques? i kinda hope it was. im not ready for a world with multiple sounding threads on these the something awful forums
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Nov 10, 2017 16:58
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Roro posted:Was that in the e/n thread where some posters tried to convince OP to teach their underage brother safer sounding techniques? Well the alternative was thinking that you could get a teenage boy to stop masturbating, which has never happened ever in the history of people no matter how much you shame them.
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Powaqoatse posted:i kinda hope it was. im not ready for a world with multiple sounding threads on these the something awful forums well the other recent sounding tragedy unfolded in the Australia thread, so technically...
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Nov 10, 2017 19:20
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Roro posted:Was that in the e/n thread where some posters tried to convince OP to teach their underage brother safer sounding techniques? I can't figure out a way to make the harm reduction joke but I want it to work so badly 
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Haraam reduction?
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Nov 10, 2017 20:13
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Push El Burrito posted:I have a question about headless titty Sonic.
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Nov 10, 2017 21:37
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Guy Mann posted:Well the alternative was thinking that you could get a teenage boy to stop masturbating, which has never happened ever in the history of people no matter how much you shame them. The alternative was therapy you loving weirdo
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Nov 10, 2017 22:51
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Improbable Lobster posted:The alternative was therapy you loving weirdo Having a fetish isn't something a therapist can do anything about unless you're dealing with the kinds who think gay conversion therapy is a legitimate thing.
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That's what was so "great" about the thread, there was literally no good outcome. Obviously the people who were advocating buying him pro sounding kits or whatever they use were loving looney but it was clear that this kid was not going to be reached by anyone. Kid had already got an infection and been in the hospital before anybody figured out he was putting a bike pump in his dick hole and he kept doing it. He was never going to stop. If almost dying didn't stop him do you really think a therapist would be able to get him to chill?
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Guy Mann posted:Having a fetish isn't something a therapist can do anything about unless you're dealing with the kinds who think gay conversion therapy is a legitimate thing. there are therapists who can help people with self-destructive fetishes figure out a way to not destroy their genitalia and also literally any form of professional therapy would be healthier than listening to the "just buy him some safe things to shove in his dick!" lobby on the internet purple death ray posted:it was clear that this kid was not going to be reached by anyone the entire point of therapy is to help you deal with things you're unable to handle yourself, so, yes
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Nov 10, 2017 23:37
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Guy Mann posted:Having a fetish isn't something a therapist can do anything about unless you're dealing with the kinds who think gay conversion therapy is a legitimate thing. Having a fetish doesn't quite cover "compulsively sticking a bike pump in your dickhole to the point of multiple hospitalizations for sepsis" my dude the kid had issues beyond just wanting to get his jollies Whatever happened to that kid?
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Nov 10, 2017 23:37
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there was a certain subset of people in that thread championing the idea of "what if you just tell him to stop shoving pencils into his dick and keep an eye on him to make sure he stops" which were dumb because once you're able to overcome the physical dick pain that results from the insertion of a full-sized pencil into your urethra, the emotional pain of having your mother nag you about your constant dick infections is a relatively minor obstacle in comparison however that thread was amazing because there was ALSO the diehard contingent of pro-dick pencil posters advocating that his mother actually buy him a specially engineered dick pole to put in his dick which would have been psychologically devastating for the exact opposite reason, since it's one thing for your mom to find out about your weird fetish but it's a far worse thing for her to actually be supportive of it. this one might have actually worked though because if she'd done it I think he might have just never masturbated or had sex again from it being permanently associated with his mom, but then ten years later you'd have the slow-burn problem of prostitutes disappearing nearby cock hero flux has a new favorite as of 23:40 on Nov 10, 2017 |
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Nov 10, 2017 23:38
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Oh yeah I forgot he did it with a bike pump too, that's the worst thing definitely but the loving pencils are what springs to mind just because holy poo poo, splinters
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Nov 10, 2017 23:40
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sounding rod would have won
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Nov 10, 2017 23:41
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Powaqoatse posted:sounding rod would have won If you count a bloody mess as winning, sure.
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Sagebrush posted:there are therapists who can help people with self-destructive fetishes figure out a way to not destroy their genitalia and also literally any form of professional therapy would be healthier than listening to the "just buy him some safe things to shove in his dick!" lobby on the internet Well hell I wish I had your optimism, is all I can really say. I do think the goon telephone game has exaggerated the amount of posters recommending helping the kid stick things in there though. Most people were just horrified. We Know Catheters posted:If you count a bloody mess as winning, sure. Username/post combo of the year right there
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Nov 10, 2017 23:45
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We Know Catheters posted:If you count a bloody mess as winning, sure. i have a feeling you would know
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Nov 10, 2017 23:46
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Someone get Dick Trauma to weigh in!
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Nov 10, 2017 23:47
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Whatever happened to that kid? As the pro and anti dick rod armies formed to engage in their final, climactic battle for supremacy of the thread, the OP quietly escaped into the night and was never seen again, having learned a valuable lesson about asking for advice on the internet
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Nov 10, 2017 23:47
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purple death ray posted:Well hell I wish I had your optimism, is all I can really say. More than 0 is too many
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cock hero flux posted:As the pro and anti dick rod armies formed to engage in their final, climactic battle for supremacy of the thread, the OP quietly escaped into the night and was never seen again, having learned a valuable lesson about asking for advice on the internet Moist from the morning mist, a mess of rods and catheters and angry promemoria appeared in the morning sun. A lone figure silhouetted against the sun, head low, observing the battlefield. Exhaling deeply, the figure narrates: "O to be free of these fierce discourses. Perhaps at home I'll find my only true satisfaction." (its a toilet)
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Having a fetish doesn't quite cover "compulsively sticking a bike pump in your dickhole to the point of multiple hospitalizations for sepsis" my dude the kid had issues beyond just wanting to get his jollies OP said he wasn't going to have unsupervised computer time anymore and would be going to therapy IIRC.
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Nov 10, 2017 23:54
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Improbable Lobster posted:OP said he wasn't going to have unsupervised computer time anymore and would be going to therapy IIRC.
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kid is going to supervise his own computer time from within his urethra
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Nov 11, 2017 02:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm glad the OP made that decision, but what about the kid? Pumped himself up too much and exploded like a cartoon character, rip
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Nov 11, 2017 02:10
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm glad the OP made that decision, but what about the kid? He lacked sound judgement.
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Nov 11, 2017 02:24
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It's what happens when you treat your dick like a Dig Dug enemy.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Pumped himself up too much and exploded like a cartoon character, rip Neddy Seagoon posted:He lacked sound judgement. Marcade posted:It's what happens when you treat your dick like a Dig Dug enemy. lmao
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