Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

«‹›242 »

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Wild EEPROM posted:

why is there a microphone in the vibrator

do you not realize the monetary value of half a terabyte of muffled "is it on? yeah it is" and even more muffled moans

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:45

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 15, 2024 19:58

Dylan16807: May 12, 2010

Wild EEPROM posted:

why is there a microphone in the vibrator

you don't want to shout voice commands at your own rear end?

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:48

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Dylan16807 posted:

you don't want to shout voice commands at your own rear end?

Didn�t ate all the Oreos say they got one that vibrates to music?

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:51

James Baud: May 24, 2015; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wild EEPROM posted:

why is there a microphone in the vibrator

The old "voodoo dick" joke comes to mind.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:52

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Wild EEPROM posted:

why is there a microphone in the vibrator

afaik there wasn�t

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:52

Dylan16807: May 12, 2010

Subjunctive posted:

afaik there wasn�t

yeah it uses the phone mic but I figure it's more fun to speak toward the vibrator anyway

# ? Nov 11, 2017 05:12

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

mmMMmmMm m Mmm mMmmmm Mmmm MmmmmMMMmmm

sorry for leaking the internal mic transcripts

# ? Nov 11, 2017 06:29

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Dylan16807 posted:

you don't want to shout voice commands at your own rear end?

Look if you're going to use butt computing for things how else are you supposed to tell it what to do?

# ? Nov 11, 2017 06:40

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Dylan16807 posted:

you don't want to shout voice commands at your own rear end?

# ? Nov 11, 2017 07:46

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dylan16807 posted:

you don't want to shout voice commands at your own rear end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

# ? Nov 11, 2017 11:12

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

is the song that's janked from parody itself?

I just don't know

or maybe it was
but still hits top of some bumhick hayseed chart because thats whatever audience

# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:21

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

PCjr sidecar posted:

intels market segmentation on skl is p lol

its very good, not everyone needs the same processor your moron

# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:27

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Bulgakov posted:

is the song that's janked from parody itself?

I just don't know

or maybe it was
but still hits top of some bumhick hayseed chart because thats whatever audience

its the little details that show its not parody

like how the yelling sky cowboy reaches for his hat to make sure it doesnt fall off but then decides not to go that far because it might mess up his yelling

# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:31

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

I watched the entire song and it's about two gay cowboys who hate each other but then become friends and live happily ever after on an apple orchard outside Barstow. And the message is that all religions can live together in peace or somethign
The screaming guy is some kind of sky ghost? (all this is in the credits)

# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:44

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

beautiful if true

# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:57

wolrah: May 8, 2006; what?

Powaqoatse posted:

mmMMmmMm m Mmm mMmmmm Mmmm MmmmmMMMmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c

I know it's not the original, but Al's version is better IMO.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 15:24

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

# ? Nov 11, 2017 16:09

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

cinci zoo sniper posted:

its very good, not everyone needs the same processor your moron

tell that to Intel who put everything from a $200 small business processor to a $10k Oracle pig on the same socket and brand

so you have benchmarks like this where a mediocre arm is destroying Xeon, whoops they chose one that has a crippled avx512 because it's more important to have 512 across the entire line than actual clear cost to performance relationships

it's good for short term revenue but bad for the brand

# ? Nov 11, 2017 16:55

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

e: oh right i already linked that

Wiggly Wayne DDS fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 11, 2017

# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:08

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

can someone turn this into a ringtone tyvm

# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:11

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

PCjr sidecar posted:

tell that to Intel who put everything from a $200 small business processor to a $10k Oracle pig on the same socket and brand

so you have benchmarks like this where a mediocre arm is destroying Xeon, whoops they chose one that has a crippled avx512 because it's more important to have 512 across the entire line than actual clear cost to performance relationships

it's good for short term revenue but bad for the brand

im sorry your brand is suffering

# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:12

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

nice https://blog.cloudflare.com/on-the-dangers-of-intels-frequency-scaling/

this is gonna be fun, i thought i'd see avx causing trouble *somewhere* soon, it consumes so much power high frequency desktop chips running avx512 instructions have to throttle hard to not literally melt.

probably time for me to start terminating https at the load balancer if this starts affecting my machines.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:35

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

MononcQc posted:

can someone turn this into a ringtone tyvm

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ringtones/comments/78j6sh/big_enough_by_kirin_j_callinan_aaaarrrrgggghhhh/

# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:55

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

maskenfreiheit posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2017 22:00

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/nblr/status/928526534226391040

# ? Nov 11, 2017 22:53

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

maskenfreiheit posted:

https://twitter.com/nblr/status/928526534226391040

later in the conversation comes this little guy:
https://www.dhgate.com/product/usb-cable-charging-function-hidden-gsm-sim/401083566.html

# ? Nov 11, 2017 23:55

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

Midjack posted:

later in the conversation comes this little guy:
https://www.dhgate.com/product/usb-cable-charging-function-hidden-gsm-sim/401083566.html

Are eSIMs still not a thing yet? That seems surprisingly cheap.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 00:42

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

i found where radium went

https://twitter.com/ericlaw/status/929485657566863365

# ? Nov 12, 2017 00:50

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Midjack posted:

later in the conversation comes this little guy:
https://www.dhgate.com/product/usb-cable-charging-function-hidden-gsm-sim/401083566.html

wait, so it stores the location data on the usb, and must be retrieved later? so no signals to pick up from bug sweeps?

nice

# ? Nov 12, 2017 00:51

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

i found where radium went

https://twitter.com/ericlaw/status/929485657566863365

Wait.

Is this basically showing they only bother redirecting to HTTPS if you're using a version of Chrome > 59?

# ? Nov 12, 2017 01:13

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

mrmcd posted:

Wait.

Is this basically showing they only bother redirecting to HTTPS if you're using a version of Chrome > 59?

more or less...

# ? Nov 12, 2017 01:15

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

The 25 people using Bing should demand better.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 01:18

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

mrmcd posted:

Wait.

Is this basically showing they only bother redirecting to HTTPS if you're using a version of Chrome > 59?

code:

regulator@divine-apex ~> curl -D - [url]http://www.bing.com[/url] -s -o /dev/null
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Cache-Control: private, max-age=0
Content-Length: 128274
... more stuff

regulator@divine-apex ~> curl -D - [url]http://www.bing.com[/url] -s -o /dev/null -A "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_12_6) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/59.0.3163.100 Safari/537.36"
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Cache-Control: private, max-age=0
Content-Length: 128640
... more stuff

regulator@divine-apex ~> curl -D - [url]http://www.bing.com[/url] -s -o /dev/null -A "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_12_6) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/61.0.3163.100 Safari/537.36"
HTTP/1.1 302 Found
Content-Length: 195
Location: [url]https://www.bing.com:443/?toHttps=1&redig=95B1968FAE1A46E2B9BA66DA02B3B1ED[/url]

vOv fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Nov 12, 2017

# ? Nov 12, 2017 01:26

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

So what changed? They should have started with v51 when HTTP/2 appeared.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 01:45

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

MrMoo posted:

So what changed? They should have started with v51 when HTTP/2 appeared.

originally i figured it was the 'not secure' warning but that started in 62 so i don't know

# ? Nov 12, 2017 02:01

aardvaard: Mar 4, 2013; you belong in the bog of eternal stench

the vibrator microphone thing is mostly just some reddit conclusion-jumping

# ? Nov 12, 2017 04:04

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

its good that bing still works on plain http.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 06:12

apseudonym: Feb 25, 2011

fishmech posted:

its good that no one uses bing.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 06:31

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

i found where radium went

https://twitter.com/ericlaw/status/929485657566863365

From that thread:

https://twitter.com/tehjh/status/929504787229564928

# ? Nov 12, 2017 12:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 15, 2024 19:58

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

From that thread:

https://twitter.com/tehjh/status/929504787229564928

# ? Nov 12, 2017 12:21

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

«‹›242 »