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EmmyOk posted:a lot to unpack with this one I just love the way he lazily curls into a ball and grabs his shin. "Ugh, gotta do this poo poo again"
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Faking is a part of soccer now, like "fighting" is a part of hockey, or sexual assault a part of acting. Once it becomes ingrained in the culture and accepted good luck changing it.
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Nov 12, 2017 00:23
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doverhog posted:Faking is a part of soccer now, like "fighting" is a part of hockey, or sexual assault a part of acting. Once it becomes ingrained in the culture and accepted good luck changing it. It's awful. Though I watch basketball so maybe I don't have any ground to stand on https://i.imgur.com/h0OBxnb.mp4
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Away all Goats posted:It's awful. Though I watch basketball so maybe I don't have any ground to stand on watching nba players fake getting fouled while driving will never not be funny to me
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Nov 12, 2017 00:46
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Isn't it also a triple offside?
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Away all Goats posted:It's awful. Though I watch basketball so maybe I don't have any ground to stand on Looks to be a lot contact for what I imagine basketball to be like but I dunno, also can't tell which of the two did something wrong.
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:watching nba players fake getting fouled while driving will never not be funny to me What? Can you explain this? I'm a stereotypically anti-sportsball goon and it just looks like they're dicking around on court?
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Looks like a college game, and the guy in yellow is the one trapped. Or at least he looks more pissed off. EDIT: The guy in red may be laughing, he's probably having fun with it 
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Captain Monkey posted:What? Can you explain this? I'm a stereotypically anti-sportsball goon and it just looks like they're dicking around on court? You can basically run into a dude if you have the ball and get a foul called on them
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Looks like a college game, and the guy in yellow is the one trapped. Or at least he looks more pissed off. Yeah, the guy in red appears to be pulling the arms of the guy in yellow so he can't do anything. You can see him pull his arms down next his body.
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AlmightyBob posted:You can basically run into a dude if you have the ball and get a foul called on them That isn't anything like what happened. Those guys have their arms hooked for some reason and you don't even see the ball?
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poo poo like this is part of why I watch MMA instead of sportsball. There is no ball and if someone traps your arms or runs into you, you punch them in the face. Elegance in action.
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doverhog posted:poo poo like this is part of why I watch MMA instead of sportsball. There is no ball and if someone traps your arms or runs into you, you punch them in the face. Elegance in action. 
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doverhog posted:poo poo like this is part of why I watch MMA instead of sportsball. There is no ball and if someone traps your arms or runs into you, you punch them in the face. Elegance in action. Or you could just watch real gay porn and stop lying to yourself.
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spog posted:Or you could just watch real gay porn and stop lying to yourself.
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Captain Monkey posted:What? Can you explain this? I'm a stereotypically anti-sportsball goon and it just looks like they're dicking around on court? Oh I meant in general in response to his "its awful"
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Oh I meant in general in response to his "its awful" Oh. I still don't know what happened in that video or why they locked arms and yelled.
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https://i.imgur.com/oHOxiJO.mp4 If all gif makers could include slo-mo bits of the actual eating-poo poo part like this one, that would be super appreciated.
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Parts Kit posted:Wrong kind of fisting. 
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Bonald Farndhardt posted:The Foot Locker what is this its not 2008  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDvXwaWHGc
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spog posted:Or you could just watch real gay porn and stop lying to yourself. Come over to Rowdy Ringsports. We do both! 
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Memento posted:https://i.imgur.com/oHOxiJO.mp4 Inconsiderate bicyclists like these should have their bicycles seized and destroyed. I ride a bicycle and hate assholes like this, if you want to go fast, go out on a loving street. Obey all traffic laws, though. 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Inconsiderate bicyclists like these should have their bicycles seized and destroyed. I used to live in Fort Collins, a college town with tons of bike lanes, and idiots would still zoom around on the sidewalks.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Inconsiderate bicyclists like these should have their bicycles seized and destroyed. Yeah it makes the second dude eating poo poo and then the POV guy eating poo poo as the direct result pretty sweet schaden. I'm the pedestrian shaking his fist at the idiots.
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Bobby Digital posted:I used to live in Fort Collins, a college town with tons of bike lanes, and idiots would still zoom around on the sidewalks. I used to live in Ottawa, which has segregated bike lanes, and idiots would ride skateboard and electric scooters on them, against the traffic.
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Captain Monkey posted:Oh. I still don't know what happened in that video or why they locked arms and yelled. When guys are fighting for position on the court they can't just straight up shove another dude out of the way so you end up with alot of this awkward sort of posturing with their chests and straight-out arms to avoid getting called for a foul. The gif is probably the outcome of one of them hooking their arm under another guy's and the other player returning the favour with his free arm, resulting in both of them tied up like some cartoon skit.
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Slugnoid posted:what is this its not 2008 Okay, I watched 1 minute and 32 seconds of that painfully unfunny bullshit and now I want that 1 minute and 32 seconds back, thank you.
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This is how the world ends This is how the world ends Not with a bang But with a Twitter flame war
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Gorilla Salad posted:Okay, I watched 1 minute and 32 seconds of that painfully unfunny bullshit and now I want that 1 minute and 32 seconds back, thank you. ouch, that was made by a goon who posted in this thread. anyway it was more of a "hey you're still making stuff!" wink and a nod to him rather than a schad video... e: here's some content to make up for it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkVJvMQ3ns Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 06:00 on Nov 12, 2017 |
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spog posted:Or you could just watch real gay porn and stop lying to yourself. Who says I don't?  It's not like MMA doesn't have it's own problems with the rules tho. Eye pokes, dick kicks, fence grabbing, etc.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I wouldn't have known how to take a flaming shot when I was 14 either. A little common sense might apply, since it is, you know, ON loving FIRE.
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Can't laugh too hard at that one. I was using some of those shear style nail clippers on my big toe and ended up taking a chunk of skin off the tip. My bangs are still fabulous though. Samizdata has a new favorite as of 06:20 on Nov 12, 2017 |
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