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Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Dizz posted:

loot boxes loving suck and even if you want to argue that it isn't gambling, you can at least agree that it's rigged as gently caress to always give garbage and poop on each one.

I've never opened a loot box in a videogame and was like "holy poo poo that's a cool thing!" from whatever was given.

I do in Overwatch all the time. Admittedly I'm easily amused by a robot monk dressed as a purple C'thulu, but still.

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Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Elohssa Gib posted:

I do in Overwatch all the time. Admittedly I'm easily amused by a robot monk dressed as a purple C'thulu, but still.

Most Overwatch boxes are loving garbage and poo poo as well and it's pathetic they sell them for a buck a pop.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dizz posted:

loot boxes loving suck and even if you want to argue that it isn't gambling, you can at least agree that it's rigged as gently caress to always give garbage and poop on each one.

I've never opened a loot box in a videogame and was like "holy poo poo that's a cool thing!" from whatever was given.

Loot boxes are fine for aesthetic things and for people without addictive personality problems. I'm okay with stupid outfits or gun skins to come in that do nothing. They're a problem when they lock pay-to-win game content and for people who have addiction problems.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
I have never bought Overwatch lootboxes because they are how lootboxes should work: meaningless pretty princess dress-me-up items with no effect on gameplay.
Locking weapons or characters behind lootboxes sucks.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

sudonim posted:

It looks like a bunch of kids getting off a bus that doesn't look like a school bus, which is a shame, because you have stop when a school bus stops in the opposite lane specifically so situations like this don't happen.

A lot of countries don't have specific school buses, and in driving school they teach you to drive very carefully whenever you're passing a stopped bus because if it's not a child that'll dart onto the street/road from behind it like a loving maniac, it's a surprisingly spry old woman, or a drunkard doing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXYpB40kwNQ

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy


Holy poo poo.

quote:

In 1970, Deacon began to write his autobiography with three friends. Ernie Roberts (who also had cerebral palsy), had been in hospital since the age of ten and was able to understand Deacon's speech. Roberts listened to Deacon's dictation and repeated it to another patient, Michael Sangster, who wrote it down in longhand. After proof-reading by Chris Ring, a student who visited the team each week, it was typed by a fourth member of the team, Tom Blackburn, who was initially unable to read or write but taught himself to type in order to help.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://deadspin.com/giants-fan-heckles-giants-players-tumbles-over-railing-1820411002

Giants Fan Heckles Giants Players, Tumbles Over Railing, Gets Tased By Security

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Bobby Digital posted:

https://deadspin.com/giants-fan-heckles-giants-players-tumbles-over-railing-1820411002

Giants Fan Heckles Giants Players, Tumbles Over Railing, Gets Tased By Security

Goddamn, that lede:

quote:

Sad to say, but this man had the most successful Sunday of anyone wearing a Giants jersey.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
Welp looks like the squeaky wheels got their grease

https://www.ea.com/games/starwars/battlefront/battlefront-2/news/swbfii-changes-launch

quote:

So, we’re reducing the amount of credits needed to unlock the top heroes by 75%. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader will now be available for 15,000 credits; Emperor Palpatine, Chewbacca, and Leia Organa for 10,000 credits; and Iden at 5,000 credits. Based on what we’ve seen in the trial, this amount will make earning these heroes an achievement, but one that will be accessible for all players.

Now they can continue to give EA their money with the smug belief that they, the customer, are right.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



dumb. posted:

Welp looks like the squeaky wheels got their grease

https://www.ea.com/games/starwars/battlefront/battlefront-2/news/swbfii-changes-launch


Now they can continue to give EA their money with the smug belief that they, the customer, are right.

Well since this is the schadenfreude thread:

quote:

For instance, during my review, completing the campaign earned players a unique loot crate that contained 20,000 credits. That reward is now 5,000 credits. A big change. What else is different? I need to find out. One thing I hope EA is addressing is Arcade rewards; after completing five challenges, I was alerted that I could no longer earn credits in this mode and that more would be available in 14 hours.

"Yes we will reduce the cost of heroes by 75% and also some rewards by 75%"

Bonus schad: EA will host an AMA on reddit on Wednesday.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

quote:

after completing five challenges, I was alerted that I could no longer earn credits in this mode and that more would be available in 14 hours.

hahaha god drat actual free-to-play mobile game "stamina bar" bullshit in a full price AAA release.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Can you buy your way past it? I like reward schedule dampening where there’s no paid bypass (Destiny 2 has a good model) because it’s basically anti-poopsock design.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Grey Fox posted:


edit: I can't stop cringing at this poo poo, oh my god

EA should reconcile with gamers by giving them all an unlocked New Hope-era whiny Luke Skywalker.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Subjunctive posted:

Can you buy your way past it? I like reward schedule dampening where there’s no paid bypass (Destiny 2 has a good model) because it’s basically anti-poopsock design.

I believe all of the loot crates that people are up in arms about can be bought with real currency.

One of the big issues is that the loot crates contain serious upgrades that can give you a major advantage, and stuff like Luke and Vader were gated behind so much in-game currency that you'd need to spend 40 hours of gameplay never spending a single credit in order to afford one of them. It's not just "Gamers are whiny because they don't get content for free". EA's method was actually making Battlefront 2 a pay-to-win game where people could just drop a bunch of cash and have an immediate advantage over everyone else.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

chitoryu12 posted:

I believe all of the loot crates that people are up in arms about can be bought with real currency.

No, I meant the 14 hour reward lockout.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
If you find yourself opening a loot box that's your own drat fault

gently caress ea also lol what is you doing buying into that poo poo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

EA should reconcile with gamers by giving them all an unlocked New Hope-era whiny Luke Skywalker.

Grind 10 hours cleaning droids before you can start gameplay (note: blaster and binoculars only, lightsaber is not unlocked)

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Gamers and game companies deserve each other

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Gamers and game companies deserve each other

Hell is other gamers

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Subjunctive posted:

No, I meant the 14 hour reward lockout.

I'm not sure, but I do know that you can always spend real money on premium currency (crystals) to purchase crates. So even if there's not a Farmville-style "Spend $20 to keep earning!" thing, there's still the incentive to spend more money. And since spending real money lets you get serious upgrades, anyone willing to throw money at EA can get an immediate advantage.

War Thunder is a good example of doing microtransactions right. It groups you into specific matches depending on your vehicles so it's impossible for, say, a 1950s jet fighter to suddenly show up in a match full of 1930s biplanes and wreck everyone's poo poo. Premium vehicles are mostly reskinned and slightly different versions of existing vehicles that don't provide much or any upgrade over a basic model, so spending real money is more about bumping yourself up into higher ranks faster by speeding up research or getting new decals.

EA has instead gone straight into pay-to-win where you either pay more money or you get stomped on.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Goddammit enough with the loving gamerchat.

SayNothing gets it:


Feast your eyes on the glory that is Bill Dance:

Volume 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_h-2kot6s

Volume 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoQIljOKwpo

Volume 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InpVTPK6o9Q


...and there's literally shittons more.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Goddammit enough with the loving gamerchat.

SayNothing gets it:


Feast your eyes on the glory that is Bill Dance:

Volume 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_h-2kot6s

Volume 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoQIljOKwpo

Volume 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InpVTPK6o9Q


...and there's literally shittons more.

Bill Dance is great.

It's me, I'm the goon who sometimes watches fishing shows. :negative:

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

KingSlime posted:

gently caress ea also lol what is you doing buying into that poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEU_XTV_2ZQ

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Bill Dance always reminds me of the Winnebago sales guy for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHmji3KSkX0

"Tony, do me a favor, will you please. Will you? Will you- will you do me a kindness?"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Antioch posted:

I have never bought Overwatch lootboxes because they are how lootboxes should work: meaningless pretty princess dress-me-up items with no effect on gameplay.
Locking weapons or characters behind lootboxes sucks.

Someone should make a mod which turns all loot box cosmetic items invisible and returns models to their default state.

And which also adds "I can't see your stupid bling" to the usernames of people with it installed.

Call it the Purity Mod or something for extra :reddit:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Someone should make a mod which turns all loot box cosmetic items invisible and returns models to their default state.

And which also adds "I can't see your stupid bling" to the usernames of people with it installed.

Call it the Purity Mod or something for extra :reddit:

Was a thing for TF2 in, like 2008.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bobby Digital posted:

https://deadspin.com/giants-fan-heckles-giants-players-tumbles-over-railing-1820411002

Giants Fan Heckles Giants Players, Tumbles Over Railing, Gets Tased By Security

Gotta love that professional culture where you can just beat a person who is already on the floor with three other cops on top of him because youre angry at them, seems healthy.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
hmm indeed, almost like if the victim egged them on in an attempt to illicit said reaction

not that we should be encouraging police heavy-handedness but I don't know if this is a very good case study (or thread) for furthering that discussion

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


ball up all gamers and throw them into the ocean and/or sun as appropriate

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Memento posted:



ball up all gamers and throw them into the ocean and/or sun as appropriate

Why do you want to destroy the sun so bad?

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Guy hasn't ridden a motorbike before, but he won't let that hold him back from buying one, It would appear he has crashed several times because he has several videos with poo poo like "crashing my bike after it was sold" or "the aftermath of my second crash".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTGbO3y9CA

Different guy crashing a new R6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdj4OMRslc

Crashing a bike 4 hours after buying it. (really seemed like he has little to no experience too)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIfcvC3e3KY

Crashing a bike without gear sucks, and this guy will show you why!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dw5Ccsv-XA

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dizz posted:

Why do you want to destroy the sun so bad?

motherfucker knows what it did

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
i have also never ridden a motorbike, its a nice streak that i dont want to break.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

funmanguy posted:

i have also never ridden a motorbike, its a nice streak that i dont want to break.

Same, for every idiot getting hosed up in fail videos there's twenty of us learning from the error of his ways

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Anyone who wants to ride a motorbike should watch the yearly "No Prisoners" compilation video. They are not for the faint of heart and people probably die in them. But you have to know how easily someone you had nothing to do with committing even a mild gently caress-up could cost you life or limb, let alone how bad one of your own gently caress-ups can end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpdZgypOPdA

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This is what happens when you let someone pick and choose which sandwich toppings they consider legitimate.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Goddammit enough with the loving gamerchat.


no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjZ3geBxZ4

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK


All five people in the scene are gamers, but the punched dude had a particularly crippling case of gamer

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