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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Liquid Communism posted:

Because it is essentially debtor's prison, and they can get state and federal kickbacks if they have indigent prisoners. Especially if Florida's into work-release or private prisons (spoilers, they are).

That makes it sound like the system is skewed against poor people. Oh wait, it absolutely is.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The hostel seems way more chill

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
No but aeruoisly im stuck in this treehouse and i need to pee

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hmmmm

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Let it rain

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
:buddy:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Liquid Communism posted:

Because it is essentially debtor's prison, and they can get state and federal kickbacks if they have indigent prisoners. Especially if Florida's into work-release or private prisons (spoilers, they are).

Sounds like they did him a favor by telling him to GTFO then, maybe they were in a good mood :v:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
just a thought, perhaps you shouldn't be drinking dave?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Astonishing Wang posted:

You should move to Baja where the cigs are cheap and the bugs are few.

There are a lot of bugs of the aircooled variety though?

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016

nm posted:

There are a lot of bugs of the aircooled variety though?

gently caress yeah. SCORE Class 11

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BraveUlysses posted:

just a thought, perhaps you shouldn't be drinking dave?

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004

nm posted:

There are a lot of bugs of the aircooled variety though?

I even have one in my own yard!

But it's not mine :(

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Well the head handyman at the hostel is going for hernia surgery tomorrow, and they asked if i wanted a space cleared out in the staff fridge

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

Well the head handyman at the hostel is going for hernia surgery tomorrow, and they asked if i wanted a space cleared out in the staff fridge

That's going to be a bit cramped. Will you have room to string your hammock?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Deteriorata posted:

That's going to be a bit cramped. Will you have room to string your hammock?

It is a staff fridge, it is sized to store staff in duh.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

DICK DICER posted:

Well the head handyman at the hostel is going for hernia surgery tomorrow, and they asked if i wanted a space cleared out in the staff fridge

Hostel staff, or surgical staff?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dagen H posted:

Hostel staff, or surgical staff?

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Dagen H posted:

Hostel staff, or surgical staff?

Staff of rod.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So the bathroom of the hostel is right off the kitchen and everyones in there cooking and im fighting the urge to go in there and fire out a sewer carp the size of a small child

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Oh god don't do that, go across the street and blow up Rositas bathroom :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Oh god don't do that, go across the street and blow up Rositas bathroom :v:

ROSITAS CAUSED THIS

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



DICK DICER posted:

ROSITAS CAUSED THIS

return to sender

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


DICK DICER posted:

ROSITAS CAUSED THIS

then rositas can pay.

EFB

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DICK DICER posted:

Well the head handyman at the hostel is going for hernia surgery tomorrow, and they asked if i wanted a space cleared out in the staff fridge


Deteriorata posted:

That's going to be a bit cramped. Will you have room to string your hammock?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Time for payback then :colbert:

Hey you spent money there. Just get in and out quick ninja like so they don't know who it was :ninja:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Dude i need to get the gently caress out of florida



The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Stupid question. Is that with liberal use of bug repellent?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
No i ran out and went to rositas instead of buying more like i knew i should have

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Oops... double post.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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try covering yourself in cool mud and attempt to form like a barrier against the biting menace

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
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No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
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verbal enema posted:

try covering yourself in cool mud and attempt to form like a barrier against the biting menace

"I'M HEAH! BITE ME! BITE ME, I'M HEAH!"

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

verbal enema posted:

try covering yourself in cool mud and attempt to form like a barrier against the biting menace

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

"I'M HEAH! BITE ME! BITE ME, I'M HEAH!"

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Since it's Florida, I'm sure the mud would not be filled with leeches.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Find a rich guys house that has one of those chrysanthemum spray systems and let it spray you all over. Or just tap into his tank and rub it all over. (I have no idea how toxic this is or how painful your death will be.)

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Well im in at the volunteer crew at the Hostel, and an incredibly generous goon donation has provided me with the means to go get plenty of bug spray and supplies, so today im getting to work around the place

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Bug spraaaayyy :unsmigghh:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Cool man, maybe you'll get lucky and get to help out with some of the Everglades tours.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

DICK DICER posted:

Well im in at the volunteer crew at the Hostel, and an incredibly generous goon donation has provided me with the means to go get plenty of bug spray and supplies, so today im getting to work around the place

Flate rate handy, man.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Reposting this facebook memory from two years ago because lmao

The whole idea behind an existential cock scream doesn't necessarily imply any specific fear of the future or being a wounded, beautiful butterfly too afraid to find the healing power of love again. Its more like the spontaneous generation to fully comprehend the repercussions for everything it has ever done. Like if instead of only flapping it's wings and killing thousands via a typhoon a month later, that poor wounded little butterfly had to explain to St. Peter Himself that deep down inside maybe it wasn't love that kept hurting him, but the thigh high leather boots and the riding crop or that thing you discovered with the 9 volt batteries and your prostate, and you just keep reeling off this entirely litany of escalating and horrifying perversions and panicking because St. Peter just keeps tapping that line on the page up there and frowning being all silent 'nope try again' because he sure as Hell ain't gonna say it out loud because gross, dude.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
rode down a sidewalk that said sidewalk closed im a fukken wildman

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