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God forbid they ever cast Bale in a Marlon Brando biopic. EDIT: Shot out of sequence, of course. DIRECTOR: Okay, Chris, we need you fit on Thursday, fat on Friday, fit again on Saturday, really fat on Monday, and pudgy on Tuesday. BALE: *wheeze* Phylodox fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Nov 14, 2017 |
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Nov 14, 2017 17:26
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I just hope his family keep him away from any scripts that involve heroin usage. Yeah, if it's a spiritual successor to The Big Short, then I'm very interested.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:26
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Lobok posted:Christian Bale is making an admirable sacrifice of his body so that he can bring to the world the best possible biopic of ... *reads script* ... DICK CHENEY?! What the gently caress who caaaaaares?! Dick Cheney shot a man in the face and made the man apologize. Dick Cheney literally doesn't have a heartbeat. Dick Cheney had several man sized safes in his office and no one knew what was inside, ever. There are definitely less interesting unremittingly evil politicians to make biopics about.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:26
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LesterGroans posted:And in The Deuce. So it's porn director weight. He had thyroid cancer
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Nov 14, 2017 17:28
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Dick Cheney, Halliburton Leader, Vice President, Hunter/Killer Cyborg is an excellent character.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:28
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If the Cheney movie is basically Secret Honor, it'll be good.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:29
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Al Borland Corp. posted:It's an Adam McKay movie, it's gonna be good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anchorman_2:_The_Legend_Continues
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Nov 14, 2017 17:29
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I just want to see Bale pull of Cheney's snarl and I can live without seeing the film.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:30
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Rough Lobster posted:Dick Cheney shot a man in the face and made the man apologize. Dick Cheney sounds like a lich and the safes hide his phylactery.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:31
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forget the McKay film, this really sounds like it should be a cut-rate anime that runs 500 episodes
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Nov 14, 2017 17:32
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Davros1 posted:He had thyroid cancer Okay?
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Nov 14, 2017 17:39
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Rough Lobster posted:Dick Cheney shot a man in the face and made the man apologize. Correction: didn't have a heartbeat until he stole the heart of a child 
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Nov 14, 2017 17:42
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LesterGroans posted:Okay? Unless I’m wrong, steroids used to treat certain cancers cause water retention and weight gain.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:43
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This was better than Step Brothers and The Other Guys. Yes that one scene on the roof is very good but the rest was trash.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:46
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Phylodox posted:Unless I’m wrong, steroids used to treat certain cancers cause water retention and weight gain. I was joking and don't actually think he gained weight so that he can solely play porn directors.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:47
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LesterGroans posted:I was joking and don't actually think he gained weight so that he can solely play porn directors. My response was directed solely at you. People were commenting on how large he was getting, and I just presented the explanation.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:49
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CelticPredator posted:This was better than Step Brothers and The Other Guys. What? Other Guys is awesome. The wooden gun is my favorite gag, and then the credits sequence being "Hey this financial poo poo wasn't a parody look at all these crimes all these people comitted and got away with". Also Step Brothers rules. The dad breaking down and encouraging his idiot sons by telling them he too once had a dream, when he was a child he wanted to grow up to be a dinosaur, and he would have been a great one.
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Nov 14, 2017 17:55
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I ain't seen Step Brothers but The Other Guys rules
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Nov 14, 2017 18:13
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Bale is way to bashfully cute to play a man as incomparably evil as Dick Chaney. Getting fat isn't enough, he'd literally need to, like, dye his heart black or something.
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Nov 14, 2017 18:18
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K. Waste posted:Bale is way to bashfully cute to play a man as incomparably evil as Dick Chaney. Getting fat isn't enough, he'd literally need to, like, dye his heart black or something. I don't think there's coming back from that
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Nov 14, 2017 18:43
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The Other Guys is good as hell, Step-Brothers is one of those movies that gets better the more you see it on reruns on cable
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Nov 14, 2017 18:54
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Tars Tarkas posted:Step-Brothers is one of those movies that gets better the more you see it on reruns on cable I didn't know that movies could give you Stockholm Syndrome.
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Nov 14, 2017 18:55
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Why not? We see this phenomenon with pop songs all the time.
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Nov 14, 2017 18:56
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Some movies are made to be watching on TBS with commercials.
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Nov 14, 2017 19:00
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boats and hos
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Nov 14, 2017 19:02
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That's a real good way to put it.
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Nov 14, 2017 19:10
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Isn't Christian Bale an abusive lunatic who once literally beat up his own mother? I don't think he's going to have to do that much work to play evil.
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Nov 14, 2017 19:26
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He yelled at her and threw a phone in her general direction (not hitting her), this was all assault but he did not hit her. He did not. Oh hi Mark!
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Nov 14, 2017 19:32
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Some gaffer fucks around with his lights right before the director yells action to get him in character
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Nov 14, 2017 21:06
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This weight thing has got to be some fetish or body disorder.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:07
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The Other Guys has a nasty habit of calling attention to its own jokes (eg. Michael Keaton saying TLC lyrics) and it constantly took me out of the movie and subsequently ruined the joke.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:23
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The Other Guys' credits were essentially the dry run for The Big Short.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:45
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Lobok posted:Christian Bale is making an admirable sacrifice of his body so that he can bring to the world the best possible biopic of ... *reads script* ... DICK CHENEY?! What the gently caress who caaaaaares?! It also stars Sam Rockwell as Dubya and Tyler Perry as Collin Powell.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:55
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For some reason I confused The Other Guys with The Nice Guys, which is a fantastic Kiss Kiss Bang Bang prequel
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Nov 14, 2017 21:59
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Oh, yeah, that Mario animated movie rumor is true, Nintendo is going with Illumination Entertainment https://www.wsj.com/articles/mario-bros-set-to-jump-to-big-screen-in-movie-deal-with-universals-illumination-1510675881
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Nov 14, 2017 23:45
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Taintrunner posted:For some reason I confused The Other Guys with The Nice Guys, which is a fantastic Kiss Kiss Bang Bang prequel I get The Other Guys mixed up with The Good Guys, that fantastic buddy cop show that got axed too soon.
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Nov 14, 2017 23:49
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I checked out of The Other Guys once Farrell told that big long stupid sea lion story. Aimless and unfunny.
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Nov 14, 2017 23:57
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CelticPredator posted:I checked out of The Other Guys once Farrell told that big long stupid sea lion story. Aimless and unfunny. It's sort of on you if you 'check out' of a movie literally less than 10 minutes into it. I'd find the description of The Other Guys being 'aimless and unfunny' way less baffling if it didn't come after a direct comparison to Anchorman 2.
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