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Milotic posted:JFC, beyond all reasonable doubt does not apply here Miss Marple/Nancy Drew: “Who’s that woman you’re always talking to?” “Oh, she’s just a regular customer” 
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Clark Nova posted:“Who’s that woman you’re always talking to?” Of my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. If the thread has taught me anything, it is that some people will put up with enough poo poo that even a fly would gag.
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My boyfriend [22M] and I️ [22F] were just kicked out of our DnD group for displaying small amounts of PDA.quote:Basically, we received a message from our DM (also my boyfriends best-friend). Telling us to sit across the table from each other or gtfo.
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Palpek posted:My boyfriend [22M] and I️ [22F] were just kicked out of our DnD group for displaying small amounts of PDA. We've had a couple who would literally make out in D&D sessions, and we'd just ask them to tone it down a bit. This was in Israel, though. Americans and "PPPDDAAASSSS""" 
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That's not a normal American thing, that's somebody who has a ludicrous crush on one of them and is super pissy about it.
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Nov 15, 2017 14:56
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Palpek posted:My boyfriend [22M] and I️ [22F] were just kicked out of our DnD group for displaying small amounts of PDA. Anne Whateley posted:That's not a normal American thing, that's somebody who has a ludicrous crush on one of them and is super pissy about it. Probably this, and probably the DM if he's the one sending text messages about it. Just find another group.
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Palpek posted:My boyfriend [22M] and I️ [22F] were just kicked out of our DnD group for displaying small amounts of PDA.
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Anne Whateley posted:That's not a normal American thing, that's somebody who has a ludicrous crush on one of them and is super pissy about it. Depends on the region. I'm from the rural South, and our school had a ban on kissing in the halls between classes that they enforced pretty well. (People just went into the bathroom in the less-used buildings, behind the school, or kissed after school before going home.) I was shocked when I later compared notes with friends from other places and found out that in the halls of their schools, people just straight-up used that as their makeout time, sometimes with grinding all over each other.
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Palpek posted:My boyfriend [22M] and I️ [22F] were just kicked out of our DnD group for displaying small amounts of PDA. Sit across the table from each other, but have your characters start sleeping with each other in the game.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My [25 F] boyfriend [27 M] of 7 months is very against me getting surgery, and it's really getting to me and having me reconsider our relationship Choice comment: quote:I became pregnant a month into our relationship. I was very depressed (still working on it), as I just got out of a very abusive relationship, and was kicking some pretty bad addictions, so I felt I wasn't ready to have a baby.
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both your malignant cells and your boyfriend, OP.
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Milotic posted:Either something is left out or the whole thing is fake. I’m leaning to the latter. On the one hand, spinal cord injuries. On the other hand, having a wrestling ring in the back would be super awesome for kids those ages, and they won't likely forgive their mother if she forces them to have it removed. They will TOTALY be powerbombing each other though.
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The wrestling one sounds like it'd be the plot of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle
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Catalina posted:Depends on the region. I'm from the rural South, and our school had a ban on kissing in the halls between classes that they enforced pretty well. (People just went into the bathroom in the less-used buildings, behind the school, or kissed after school before going home.) I was shocked when I later compared notes with friends from other places and found out that in the halls of their schools, people just straight-up used that as their makeout time, sometimes with grinding all over each other. Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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Nov 15, 2017 15:54
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Dienes posted:Sit across the table from each other, but have your characters start sleeping with each other in the game. Insist that the game be changed to FATAL and spend all game comparing anal circumference potential
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Fil5000 posted:Insist that the game be changed to FATAL and spend all game comparing anal circumference potential Wraethu is the superior option because they will get the gently caress based powerups and nobody else will.
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wrathu and FATAL are two truly superior fonts of amusement just, not the way they were intended
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Maybe a fun game where you guess whether a phrase refers to one or the other. ill go first. "hibiscus dick"
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Instead of either of those games, play RIFTS which has all the terrible mechanics but is made of the fevered, amazing, dinosaur centric dreams of a 9 year old instead of the weird sex dreams of a pubescent who has too much access to the internet
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Nov 15, 2017 16:00
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i cast "growing forever boobs!"
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Milotic posted:Either something is left out or the whole thing is fake. I’m leaning to the latter. Backyard wrestling is a thing though, popularized by ICP. Keep it and get down with the clown imo.
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Milotic posted:Wife and I [39F&39M] moved and there's a wrestling ring in our back yard. Our kids [13M, 8F&7M] want to keep it so they can fight. Wife wants to get rid of it.
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Pick posted:i cast "growing forever boobs!" I counter with my patented "dick in nostril" move which causes instant death
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I’ve (23f) lived with my BF (29m) for 6 months now and he just annoys me. He says these are normal growing pains, I think it might be a larger issue. Help?quote:Background, I’ve been with my boyfriend for about three years now. He was in between places so we decided that to save some money and has her compatibility he would move into my apartment about six months ago. We always had a really good relationship before this and I had always assumed we’d be together but I have to admit that I’m a person who enjoys my space and it wasn’t long before I felt like he was intruding into a pretty good deal that I had set up for myself.
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girl with the crunchy idiot boyfriend should sever his genitals and if he complains about it tell him that she just diluted his dick by 99.9% so now he has the most potent junk possibly, actually
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Palpek posted:I’ve (23f) lived with my BF (29m) for 6 months now and he just annoys me. He says these are normal growing pains, I think it might be a larger issue. Help? Being annoyed by someone you live with is bad, but if these are the worst examples she can come up with "HE YAWNS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then she is crazy and fundamentally unable to live with anyone
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Palpek posted:I’ve (23f) lived with my BF (29m) for 6 months now and he just annoys me. He says these are normal growing pains, I think it might be a larger issue. Help? This person is going to die alone.
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Dienes posted:Sit across the table from each other, but have your characters start sleeping with each other in the game. sneak away while they're fighting some monster and eat each other's asses (in the game) 
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Blade Runner posted:Being annoyed by someone you live with is bad, but if these are the worst examples she can come up with "HE YAWNS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then she is crazy and fundamentally unable to live with anyone I don’t think she’s crazy I just think she’s entered into “yeah I actually can’t stand this person” and it’s coming out over dumb poo poo like yawning.
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Blade Runner posted:Being annoyed by someone you live with is bad, but if these are the worst examples she can come up with "HE YAWNS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then she is crazy and fundamentally unable to live with anyone
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Blade Runner posted:Being annoyed by someone you live with is bad, but if these are the worst examples she can come up with "HE YAWNS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then she is crazy and fundamentally unable to live with anyone these are summary offenses and if she ends the relationship it will be without cause, and she will have to pay the tax (he gets majority of shared assets including friends)
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I mean, it's possible that this is hiding some other issue, but I'm taking it at face value. I dunno how she'd even deal with a roommate, if someone yawning too much makes her crazy.
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Those reasons sound like excuses but honestly "I felt like he was intruding into a pretty good deal that I had set up for myself" reads like it's coming from somebody who isn't able to live with a partner anyway.
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Me [27F] with my mother in law [65F] of 5 years, is it ungrateful to ask her to stop buying jewelry for my husband to give me?quote:Every single year, my husband and I agree not to give each other Christmas presents. We both feel like we buy ourselves what we want already, and don't enjoy gift-giving or receiving that much. Not as bad as the guy wanting to buy his mom a boob job, but the MIL buys her jewelry she has expressly said she does not want, and the husband reimburses her.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Me [27F] with my mother in law [65F] of 5 years, is it ungrateful to ask her to stop buying jewelry for my husband to give me? Is that part in a comment somewhere? I see the "our money" part, but is that explicitly established? Because if the MIL is buying it and not being paid back, then still absolutely annoying, but a different thing than if the husband is paying her back.
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Clark Nova posted:They’d been dating three years. She’ll never be ready to cohabitate with anyone. Hope she has enough cats to keep her warm. Cats yawn a lot.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Is that part in a comment somewhere? I see the "our money" part, but is that explicitly established? Because if the MIL is buying it and not being paid back, then still absolutely annoying, but a different thing than if the husband is paying her back. If you pay for something demand a receipt. She never wears jewelry anyway so return it and no one's the wiser.
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I was wondering why she was mad about it until I got to the throwaway bit about "our" money. Don't bury that lede!
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Palpek posted:I’ve (23f) lived with my BF (29m) for 6 months now and he just annoys me. He says these are normal growing pains, I think it might be a larger issue. Help? Your bf sounds insufferable. The larger issue is that he's annoying to be around and sadly you didn't learn it till now.
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