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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Why is he stealing food from the needy?

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Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

The guiltiest peckish face.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I'm glad the Penguins have remembered how to score goals again

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


The Capitals are in fact pretty bad right now and owe their place in the standings mostly to Holtby. They've done a great job at grabbing points when they deserve none, but that won't keep up forever. They need to either sharpen up a lot or they'll slowly fall out of the standings.

They sit right around 25th in the Corsi stats, 28th in xGF%. The PK is bottom third and they take the 5th most penalties. They can't really blame luck; their PDO is 101.2 shooting 10%.

The shot maps are a pretty good summary of the team's state.




The wins have... not been pretty.

https://twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/929905895873699840

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


The last season in Franchise I played in NHL 14 saw me do the real-life Hartnell/Umberger trade (I had to throw in Nick Schultz, which was also technically accurate since he wound up on the Flyers later). It ended up triggering a sequence of AI trades which (unintentionally) resulted in Pittsburgh going into Cap Hell and the computer buried a bunch of quality players (Neal, Letang, MAF) in WBS to compensate to the point where they were Crosby, Malkin, Maata, and a bunch of 55-65 skill guys. They went like 3-19-1 before I quit playing.

Point is, I never thought it was possible for a team to be that bad in real life, yet here are the Coyotes.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Even the 74-75 Caps had a win and a draw in their first 4 games!


Yeah, it took until game 76 to get their sole road win, their 7th overall...

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Sports Club Stats had their odds of reaching the playoffs officially reach 0.0% today which is I believe the fastest anyone has ever cratered out like that.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
so are we still touting boy genius john chayka or what

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

:sax: Just untradeable, that's what you are
Just untradeable, signed for too long
Like the grit that you bring to the team
I'm in love with your full NMC
Never before, could this team not score

Just untradeable, in every way
Just untradeable, on the third line you'll stay
That's why fans, it's incredible
Like grinders that are untradeable
GMs are just untradeable too :sax:

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
did you guys see this poo poo

https://twitter.com/IIHFHockey/status/929393856013062144

kaspar was loving awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJqaswC7vw

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

corn on the cop posted:

so are we still touting boy genius john chayka or what

Like on paper they're still a team with some really interesting and somewhat exciting parts.
On ice they're just absolute garbage.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
They should never have hired Rick Tocchet

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

glynnenstein posted:

The Capitals are in fact pretty bad right now and owe their place in the standings mostly to Holtby. They've done a great job at grabbing points when they deserve none, but that won't keep up forever. They need to either sharpen up a lot or they'll slowly fall out of the standings.

They sit right around 25th in the Corsi stats, 28th in xGF%. The PK is bottom third and they take the 5th most penalties. They can't really blame luck; their PDO is 101.2 shooting 10%.

The shot maps are a pretty good summary of the team's state.




I wonder what happens if they miss the playoffs? I mean Trotz will go, obviously, but what other changes can they do? The core of Ovi, Kuzy, Backstrom, Oshie, Niskanen, Orlov, Holtby isn't going anywhere.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
gently caress GMGM.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Chad Sexington posted:

I wonder what happens if they miss the playoffs? I mean Trotz will go, obviously, but what other changes can they do? The core of Ovi, Kuzy, Backstrom, Oshie, Niskanen, Orlov, Holtby isn't going anywhere.

That core, plus Vrana, Djoos, and Bowey should be more than good enough to be in the playoff mix for several years to come, provided they are properly deployed and utilized.


EDIT: and Burakovsky.

Gunjin fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Nov 15, 2017

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


How many GMs has David Poile fleeced again? GMGM and Bergevin, anyone else?

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I don't think he necessarily fleeced anyone with it but that Turris trade was real good for Nashville.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
GMGM fleeced himself.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Gunjin posted:

That core, plus Vrana, Djoos, and Bowey should be more than good enough to be in the playoff mix for several years to come, provided they are properly deployed and utilized.


EDIT: and Burakovsky.

That's still potentially a scary-good team if they're even at half-throttle.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Mike_V posted:

They should never have hired Rick Tocchet

Yeah, unless they turn it around quick I hope he only gets the one year and it doesn't gently caress with next year's coaching prospects. Whatever he's doing isn't unleashing our speed or whatever, and the only thing it's doing is choking away close games we'd win under tippett.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Tomas Tatar posted a great... I don't know, security cam footage? video of his first skate at the pizzarena, where he forgot to take his skateguards off.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Chad Sexington posted:

I wonder what happens if they miss the playoffs?

Caps finally find a way not to lose in the second round.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Duckman2008 posted:

Caps finally find a way not to lose in the second round.

:thurman:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

I used to do that all the time growing up playing ice. I haven't done it in a long time though which probably means next beer league game I will.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Duckman2008 posted:

Caps finally find a way not to lose in the second round.

:vince:

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

corn on the cop posted:

so are we still touting boy genius john chayka or what

they've got a pretty fantastic prospect corps but a lot of them are playing in the nhl before they're ready and they have no goaltending

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Ginette Reno posted:

I used to do that all the time growing up playing ice. I haven't done it in a long time though which probably means next beer league game I will.

It happening to the player ahead of me stepping onto the ice was a rare but wonderful gem growing up

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I've never gone to the ice with soakers on because literally every time I sit in the locker room with them on, someone is all "make sure you take those off!!" It's impossible for me to forget.

(i tend to leave them on while getting dressed because rubber at rinks is always worn to poo poo with bits of metal or concrete poking through)

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Ginette Reno posted:

I used to do that all the time growing up playing ice. I haven't done it in a long time though which probably means next beer league game I will.

I have done it once, which was enough, hopefully.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


When I did speed skating, you usually put your skates on rink-side, because walking on them was a big no-no even on rubber.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

raanta laid back to back turds against the jets but the coyotes sv% is way lower than raanta or wedgewood's individual sv%, so i'm not really worried about goalies right now

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Duckman2008 posted:

Caps finally find a way not to lose in the second round.

I mean, nice zinger, but it's only been... what? Four years since they last missed the playoffs? This is not unprecedented.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Speaking of Vegas being dumb why do they keep scratching Shea Theodore

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

iospace posted:

When I did speed skating, you usually put your skates on rink-side, because walking on them was a big no-no even on rubber.

For hockey, we would just walk to the ice without skate guards (on rubber). I can’t remenber the last time I saw somebody get to the ice with their guards still on.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Mike_V posted:

They should never have hired Rick Tocchet

This is probably the big issue..I know everyone hates retreading NHL coaches but hiring a first time head coach when you have a young building team seems like a great way to have a giant mess of a team

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Levitate posted:

This is probably the big issue..I know everyone hates retreading NHL coaches but hiring a first time head coach when you have a young building team seems like a great way to have a giant mess of a team

Tocchet turned around a young stamkos. I mean, not really, but that’s probably why he got the job

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Wonderllama posted:

Tocchet turned around a young stamkos. I mean, not really, but that’s probably why he got the job

strome is in the ahl though

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

iospace posted:

How many GMs has David Poile fleeced again? GMGM and Bergevin, anyone else?

Tim Murray, in the Jimmy Vesey trade. He got a third-round pick for his rights, despite him publicly saying before (and after) that he wasn't going to sign.

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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

iospace posted:

When I did speed skating, you usually put your skates on rink-side, because walking on them was a big no-no even on rubber.

Yeah, but in speed skating it's more important that the skates stay perfectly sharp.

I played hockey and speed skated growing up; while I never went onto the ice with my skates guards on playing hockey, one day on the walk between the dressing room and the rink I stepped on a piece of old face-up tape someone had dropped on the ground and didn't notice it, and as soon as I went to take a step with that foot I ate poo poo. Luckily at that point I was like sixteen and playing AA hockey so I didn't give any shits but if it was back in one of my first years I probably would have cried.

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