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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Water bottle caps very hard to unscrew. FAKE NEWS being unfair to me... [1/3]

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Unfinish3d posted:

*click*

"Roy Moore is a champ!"
"Hell yeah!"

:yikes:

Clicked on it and the first thing I heard was him saying he knows who controls the news. "I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with NEWS."

Someone guillotine this guys balls off before he reproduces.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Sockser posted:

Water bottle caps very hard to unscrew. FAKE NEWS being unfair to me... [1/3]

fiji getting put on the nuke shortlist

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Catastrophe posted:

Clicked on it and the first thing I heard was him saying he knows who controls the news. "I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with NEWS."

Someone guillotine this guys balls off before he reproduces.

Do you think one of these guys ever has a moment of clarity about how hackneyed and played out blaming everything on a Jewish conspiracy is?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
eagerly waiting for the chuds to boycott Fiji water

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sockser posted:

Water bottle caps very hard to unscrew. FAKE NEWS being unfair to me... [1/3]

Not many people know this, but these bottled water companies, very bad people, have started putting plastic rings around their lids. They're supposed to prevent tampering *five minutes pass while he tries and fails to pronounce'tampering'* but they're really very difficult for those people, people like me, to open with our extremely normal sized hands.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
*smashes $3.00 bottle of water to own the libs*

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Eli Wiggum posted:

eagerly waiting for the chuds to boycott Fiji water

Buying Fiji water, dumping it out, and refilling the bottles with unfiltered swamp water please

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

flashy_mcflash posted:

Buying Fiji water, dumping it out, and refilling the bottles with unfiltered swamp Flint, MI water please

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
becomes retarded from lead poisoning, libs totally owned

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

flashy_mcflash posted:

Buying Fiji water, dumping it out, and refilling the bottles with piss please

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Live-stream of Baked melting down behind an In-N-Out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZtImrjssU

Nick: I'm not about all this (gestures to Tim's beard) hipster stuff
Tim: Its all natural. Like, founding fathers poo poo
Nick: well, the founding fathers were all clean shaven but okay

Baked Alaska still self owning without Twitter's help lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Eli Wiggum posted:

Watch Trade!

MY ROLEX FOR YOUR TAG HEUER

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

honestly surprised it wasn't a bottle of Trump brand water

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I bet Asia was quite happy to have trump for a few days because it’s less likely he’ll nuke somewhere near where he is at that time (still not a guarantee though)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lucky Guy posted:

honestly surprised it wasn't a bottle of Trump brand water

Like trump would actually drink that crap

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Perm, on kevin Spacey

theperminator posted:

There was no penetration so technically the only thing he's guilty of is flirting.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Turtlicious posted:

The Perm, on kevin Spacey

I shouldn't be surprised but :cripes:

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Perm on Suicide.

theperminator posted:

People back then killed themselves for proper reasons too, nowadays if the wrong person becomes president, gets referred to by the wrong pronoun or sees a mean tweet they cut their wrists.

The Perm on Journalism

theperminator posted:

Literally nothing would be lost if these people fell into a wood chipper. They add nothing to society

I do love how when a worker loses their job in the energy industry that everyone relies on it's all "tough poo poo" but when someone loses their "post hot takes nobody reads" job it's an outrage

The Perm on Sex

theperminator posted:

Should've just stuffed a sock in her mouth dude



E: Please do not engage with the perm, we have no idea if his brand of callous 13 y/o edge lord lifestyle is contagious, and it would be very bad if you also started to post with the opinions of a lobotomite.

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Nov 16, 2017

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/930925154229784576
https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/930930714605969410
https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/930931606487027712

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Magachuds still looking for pedophilia in the basement of a pizza shop should check out America's basement, the great state of Alabama.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/930921417318850560?s=17
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/930923906181091328?s=17

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


The guy on the very right is gonna have a very bad time.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Baked Alaska is on the verge of crying hahaha

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Reince Penis posted:

Cool cool just straight up claming Jews control the media on my meltdown stream.

Baked Alaska's dad is literally the head and ceo of Russian Encouragement Ministries located in Anchorage, Alaska.

You couldn't make this poo poo up if you tried.

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

"theperminator" posted:

...

I mean seriously. Not even like an edit "with the new evidence my views have changed blah blah"
Just straight up hiding aka still holds those views. What a loving coward. And then comes back in the thread, "Oh, you guys don't like pedophelia? What about pizzagate??" What a loving broke brain coward.

^ nice meltdown

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


TotalLossBrain posted:

Well it's loving working.

As weird as this sounds, it only does if you let it.

In a world where "nothing matters", people sure are apt to take everything at face value.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Catastrophe posted:

Clicked on it and the first thing I heard was him saying he knows who controls the news. "I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with NEWS."

Someone guillotine this guys balls off before he reproduces.

Blues Clues controls the news?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/930923906181091328


Ahahahahaha

Does he ever not get owned during his live streams??

Please someone find video of this

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006
Nice to see Richard Spencer got unverified as well. Twitter finally growing some balls?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Supernorn posted:

Nice to see Richard Spencer got unverified as well. Twitter finally growing some balls?

Twitter maybe realizing it's a bad thing to profiteer off things that are getting other people killed.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

lol nice, but lets clear one thing up - twitter is publicly traded, so anybody can buy shares in them at any time

there is a big difference between banning somebody as private company "because they can" and the company just doesn't like him, and a publicly traded company banning him because he both violates the TOS and his overall message is damaging to the company.

so we'll see if he stays banned and how banned he actually is; if he can just re-register again it's no big deal, but if he's been suspended because Twitter doesn't like his style that's a bigger lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Lmao Laura Loomer just lost her Twitter verification.

Now that Baked Alaska is banned we should open up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts while he's busy harassing customers at a California In N Out

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Between hitting on underage girls in malls and red lobster waitresses, are we not sure that this isn't some sort of performance art?

The Pederast of the Mall:
Moore: I am the very model of a modern mall pedophile,
Girls of 14, or 16 whose digits I would dial.

I sign their year books, lusting all the while
From mall to courtroom there is no teen I will not defile.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Supernorn posted:

Nice to see Richard Spencer got unverified as well. Twitter finally growing some balls?

so they can still spew poo poo but it's not "verified"? like who gives a gently caress

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Turtlicious posted:

The Perm on Suicide.


The Perm on Journalism


The Perm on Sex




E: Please do not engage with the perm, we have no idea if his brand of callous 13 y/o edge lord lifestyle is contagious, and it would be very bad if you also started to post with the opinions of a lobotomite.

poo poo that didn't happen.txt, those posts never happened

theperminator fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Nov 16, 2017

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

whodatwhere posted:

I mean seriously. Not even like an edit "with the new evidence my views have changed blah blah"
Just straight up hiding aka still holds those views. What a loving coward. And then comes back in the thread, "Oh, you guys don't like pedophelia? What about pizzagate??" What a loving broke brain coward.

^ nice meltdown

Uhh has there ever been an internet argument in the history of ever where one side actually admitted being wrong and changed views? It just doesn't happen

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Awesome! Can we get this in sepia tones with silent film music?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

do u know jenny posted:

Lmao Laura Loomer just lost her Twitter verification.

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/930937040350466049

:lol:

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Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
lmao perm sweatily deleting yet more posts. maybe he could just not make them in the first place? :thunk:

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