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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I'm intrigued by the use of the word ramen used for generic Asian noodles, specifically in the US.

Like I may be wrong but AFAIK ramen is a soup based dish with noodles as part of it, ramen noodles are a very specific type of noodle. Just like soba or pho noodled or other various types of noodle.

Maybe it's used differently overseas but I'm not used to hearing ramen used except in actual ramen dishes. Like we buy 2 minute noodles or packet mi goreng or whatever and they're all different types. And ramen noodles aren't usually wavy like those?

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Actual restaurant ramen has little to do with instant noodles, but the first brand sold in the US was Top Ramen and that was the first exposure the US had to instant noodles in general so it became a generic name like kleenex. Real ramen is still not all that common in the US outside some major cities, it's not like sushi that's gone everywhere.

Instant noodles are in the style of ramen noodles though, they are intended to have a similar springiness and a lot of the Japanese brands use the same sorts of flavor like shoyu or tonkatsu.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

McSpergin posted:

I feel like this kid may not have eaten brined and smoked chicken breast fillets in his life. Because if there was any best chicken seasoning that would be it

Could be like my parents who consider unseasoned, shredded chicken, plain white rice, and instant yellow gravy is a fancy meal.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Could be like my parents who consider unseasoned, shredded chicken, plain white rice, and instant yellow gravy is a fancy meal.

When I read sad stories about goons who had parents who couldn't cook, I feel like calling my mom and telling her thank you. :smithcloud:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Iron Crowned posted:

Could be like my parents who consider unseasoned, shredded chicken, plain white rice, and instant yellow gravy is a fancy meal.

sounds dry todd

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

When I read sad stories about goons who had parents who couldn't cook, I feel like calling my mom and telling her thank you. :smithcloud:

I was going to say that they thought Shake 'N Bake was the only seasoning chicken needed, but then I remembered that was reserved for pork chops.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



How can it be dry, it's got gravy! If you wanted more gravy, you could've just asked. Here, have an extra teaspoon worth, this is the good stuff and we don't want it to go to waste if you burn your mouth with it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Iron Crowned posted:

Could be like my parents who consider unseasoned, shredded chicken, plain white rice, and instant yellow gravy is a fancy meal.

What is yellow gravy?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

I'm the broken ADT sign in the crab grass lawn.

Tiggum posted:

What is yellow gravy?

The stuff I've been blowing out of my sinuses this week.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tiggum posted:

What is yellow gravy?



Trust me, it looks a lot more yellow in person.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Why are we not talking about this?!?!?! Dude just bombed down beer, eels, and everclear.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tiggum posted:

What is yellow gravy?

Chicken gravy, made with MSG and salt.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Wasabi the J posted:

Chicken gravy, made with MSG and salt.

And yellow.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

Chicken gravy, made with MSG and salt.

The brown gravy was the flavorful one, which we'd rarely get with mashed potatoes, 90% of the time we got gravy, it was the yellow stuff. I'd say 70% of the time we had mashed potatoes (instant of course), it was butter or nothing. How can you even make a loving mashed potato volcano with butter?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

If your parents didn't think that gravy should be close to consistency of water they were still better than mine.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Whenever that happened, they just called that "au jus"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if your mom didn't make gravy from scratch

just lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

lol if your mom didn't make gravy from scratch

just lol

:smith: This is the closest to from scratch they get:



A few years ago I had to move in with them for a little while, I tried introducing them to food that involved actual effort, but they'll argue indefinitely how instant food counts. They're just too far gone.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Anti Food Porn... or Actual Food Porn?



from The (Newburgh, New York) Evening News, Feb 28, 1975

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Tiggum posted:

What are "normal noodles"? What is "kansui"? Isn't "ramen" just American for two-minute noodles?

Kansui is alkaline water, which gives the noodles springiness and their yellowish color. Kind of like how pretzels are dipped in lye to get their characteristic golden-brown shine and crunch.

Instant ramen is basically par-cooked with kansui, then fried and dried.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

Anti Food Porn... or Actual Food Porn?



from The (Newburgh, New York) Evening News, Feb 28, 1975

I have a copy of Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls on DVD

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Minnie Mumps

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

RareAcumen posted:

oops i forgot



Mask/Disney cinematic universe looking good.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sirbeefalot posted:

Mask/Disney cinematic universe looking good.

Mask was a pretty good movie

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Samizdata posted:

At Aldi's they have what is allegedly a popular German snack. It is an unflavored corn puff with powdered peanuts on it. It tastes kinda peanutty and something else. Not sure what it is, but something else.

By popular they mean "the cheapest snack you can get"

Eating that crap is enough to remind you snacks exist, but not enough to actually give you the satisfaction that comes from eating them. It's the blueballs snack.

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 17:11 on Nov 16, 2017

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

uh what the gently caress was this?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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gently caress

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I'd give that the old poke



Well, at the very least I'll try that bottle vortex if I ever have to chug out of a bottle again. Everything else though

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


elise the great posted:

Kansui is alkaline water, which gives the noodles springiness and their yellowish color. Kind of like how pretzels are dipped in lye to get their characteristic golden-brown shine and crunch.

Instant ramen is basically par-cooked with kansui, then fried and dried.
You can add 1/2 t. of baking soda to the water when boiling dry ramen noodles to fake the kansui effect and give them the texture of fresh. It works great; it even punches up dry spaghetti and other pasta. If you intend to serve the noodles in soup, though, use a fresh pot of water.

And Grand Fromage, tonkotsu (pork bones) is the ramen variety, not tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet). :eng101: Though tonkatsu ramen would probably taste reeeeeal fiiiine (kind of soggy, though).

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Yes, "bizarre"--just what I'm looking for in food.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Hirayuki posted:

You can add 1/2 t. of baking soda to the water when boiling dry ramen noodles to fake the kansui effect and give them the texture of fresh. It works great; it even punches up dry spaghetti and other pasta. If you intend to serve the noodles in soup, though, use a fresh pot of water.

And Grand Fromage, tonkotsu (pork bones) is the ramen variety, not tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet). :eng101: Though tonkatsu ramen would probably taste reeeeeal fiiiine (kind of soggy, though).

this is one of my favorite things to do with regular pasta (a thicker angel hair is nice, sometimes thin spaghetti is a bit too thicc) whenever I make homemade ramen :3:

also my parents make good gravy from scratch and do it a lot, but they had the brown/poultry gravy mixes in those big containers, too. I liked the poultry gravy.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I use packets of turkey gravy powder as a convenient way to add corn starch and MSG to pan drippings to get the best of all the gravy worlds, like a monster.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




The Snoo posted:

lol if you don't already have a big bag of MSG in your pantry

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

It's almost Thanksgiving. Where are all of our people incinerating themselves and/or their homes while attempting to fry turkey? I suppose the AFP would be the pictures of the 'finished' bird.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Would so loving hard. :randstare:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I've been craving spam but it's so expensive :qq:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

The Snoo posted:

I've been craving spam but it's so expensive :qq:

Do you live in Alaska or something? I'm pretty sure I can buy spam (or at least a knock off brand) at the dollar store.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008
A tin of Spam costs the equivalent of 5USD here in Japan. I imagine it's even more expensive in a lot of other places.

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




unless it's on sale it's pushing $4 and I can get real food for that price

dollar store spam sounds real bad

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