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Xand_Man posted:This thread has gotten a little obtuse, could someone remind me what it's about again? 🙆♂️💦🐴 https://twitter.com/vp/status/863182608552906755
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 08:26 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:24 |
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been hearing rumors that mike pence got banned from the stables in indianapolis
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 09:10 |
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horse jizz
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 10:43 |
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he’s running
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 16:54 |
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he's quoting reagan which means not only did mike pence gently caress a horse, but ronald(6) wilson(6) reagan(6) hosed a horse
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 22:00 |
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Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 22:13 |
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ronald neighgan more like
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 22:16 |
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No, we can't say for certain, because Reagan's melting brain could have just confabulated horse nutt, and he just thought he'd hosed a horse
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 23:16 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:he’s galloping
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 01:24 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 01:28 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 01:29 |
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an actual dog posted:Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan loving a horse
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 03:19 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 07:56 |
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Life is hard for a conservative but not as hard as the horse cock in his rear end
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 17:16 |
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we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:34 |
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Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:50 |
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Xand_Man posted:Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra and swallow nut like a hamster 🐴🥜💦
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:00 |
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an actual dog posted:we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread On that page, we must close the thread, in order to preserve its transcendent perfection.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:01 |
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Best Giraffe posted:On that page, we must close the thread, in order to preserve its transcendent perfection. Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:07 |
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are you worried that life is short, and that some day mike pence will die and then no longer be hosed by a horse? do not be worried. when mike pence dies he'll be impaled upon a horse cock so he can be hosed by a horse for eternity.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:21 |
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crazy cloud posted:Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“A vast and pointless thread of stone Stands in the desert. . . . Near it, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And white hair, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages, The posts that mocked them, and the pagecounts that fed; And on the thread, these words appear: His name was Mike Pence, Fucker of Horses; Look on his Works, ye goons, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wrecked anus, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 01:49 |
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MIKE PENCE IS A POWER BOTTOM FOR HORSE COCK
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:55 |
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This Piss Tape is Real but the horse tape is not. Mike Pence was smart enough to unplug the security cameras at the stables first.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 15:03 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:This Piss Tape is Real but the horse tape is not. not pence's first rodeo
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 15:45 |
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crazy cloud posted:not pence's first rodeo And God willing it won't be his last
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 16:44 |
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Mayor Dave posted:And God willing it won't be his last there have been countless rodeos
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 17:12 |
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Mike pence did not gently caress a horse
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 17:20 |
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It was SEVERAL horses
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 17:21 |
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lmao he hosed a horse
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 23:25 |
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reignonyourparade posted:It was SEVERAL horses
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 23:00 |
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reignonyourparade posted:It was SEVERAL horses AT THE SAME TIME???
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 23:15 |
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quote:Stallions have a vascular penis. When non-erect, it is quite flaccid and contained within the prepuce (foreskin, or sheath). The retractor penis muscle is relatively underdeveloped. Erection and protrusion take place gradually, by the increasing tumescence of the erectile vascular tissue in the corpus cavernosum penis. quote:When not erect, the penis is housed within the prepuce, 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in). The retractor muscle contracts to retract the penis into the sheath and relaxes to allow the penis to extend from the sheath. When erect, the penis doubles in length and thickness and the glans increases by 3 to 4 times.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 23:39 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:AT THE SAME TIME??? mike pence sucked 37 horse dicks
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 13:26 |
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reignonyourparade posted:It was SEVERAL horses it's been way more than seven
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 15:18 |
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Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it?
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 09:06 |
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I... remembered.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 13:37 |
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Pikavangelist posted:mike pence sucked 37 horse dicks in a row?
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 20:11 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it? in his infinite wisdom he decided to give mike pence an infinitely flexible anus with an infinite pocket universe inside nevertheless mike pence has persisted in trying to fill the infinite void with stallion nutt
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# ? Nov 22, 2017 06:13 |
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Mike pence Stop fuckin that horse right now!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 04:09 |
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Gringostar posted:in a row? at the same time
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 04:14 |